MyNamesNotZelda
@mynamesnotzelda
Мама двоих (9 лет, 11 лет)
США, Огайо, Колумбус
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- Hello, migrant from bb here. I think 99% of us are from RnR. Looking forward to meeting new people and keeping old friends. Let's get started with the basics he…28.04.201823 комментария7 лайков
- Roast me!! ? ♀ ?15.03.201841 комментарий
- ??? What's for dinner tonight? I'm hungry, let me live vicariously through you all.15.01.201860 комментариев
- Carbon monoxide detectors Get them in your house and make sure they are working. Ours went off today. I changed the batteries and it went off again. Opened up a…27.12.20177 комментариев
- My heathens had a blast even with the cold. ?31.10.2017
- Halloween candy About to go through my sons candy to make sure there's no funny business with it. I can tell the Reese's look suspicious already. I better eat t…29.10.20172 комментария
- It's fall!! ? Which means apple cinnamon candles, leaves changing colors, and cooler weather. I'm so ready for big cozy sweaters and boots. I'm sure just about …16.10.20178 комментариев
- Tell me all your stories. Who is the "crazy" family member. We all one, or ten. Whats the most memorable thing they have done.30.09.201710 комментариев
- Awesome. Someone broke into our shed. No idea if it was yesterday, last night or today but they stole so much from what I can tell from a quick look. Easily ove…05.09.201711 комментариев
- What's for dinner? I'm sitting here eating lettuce wraps trying to be healthy and shat. Let me live vicariously through your dinners. ?14.08.201732 комментария
- Worst job. What's the worst job you've ever had? How long did you last there? What was so horrible about it. How much would someone have to pay you to work ther…09.08.201747 комментариев
- Painful letdowns 4 months pp and the past day and a half my let downs have been very painful. I find myself gritting my teeth for the first one since it is seri…07.08.20173 комментария
- My husband just got hit on. ? My husband just got objectified by a middle aged woman. He took a delivery to a house and the woman answered the door. As she was …04.08.201711 комментариев
- Detangling Today's hair washing day, which means I have to detangle my ratted up hair. I don't even know where to start at this point. My knots are so close to …28.07.201724 комментария
- My husbands car was behind mine in the driveway so he told me just to take his so we didn't have to switch them around. So I run out, start it, crank the up the…21.07.20178 комментариев
- Am I missing something? Sexual content just a warning.19.07.20177 комментариев
- My nightmare just happened. Storm just knocked out our power. I have half my frozen milk at my house and half at my moms. 1 o'clock in the morning and I have to…10.07.201715 комментариев
- Clogged duct I've tried it all. Even old faithful, my vibrator, can't break it up. I've racked with a comb while my beast is covered in coconut oil. (holy shat …06.07.20178 комментариев
- Family time. Anyone not really a fan of big extended family get togethers? Without getting into a long story, it's just going to get messy. I told my dad we sho…04.07.20177 комментариев
- This meme speaks to me on so many levels ??01.07.20172 комментария
- What would you do? This may get a little long. So my house is an older house which is the style that I like. With older homes come repair, and holy hell, let me…30.06.201714 комментариев
- ?? ? Anyone else's neighbors doing fireworks?? If one of my kids wake up, they're going to need a higher power.30.06.201720 комментариев
- First kid vs second kid What did you do differently? Are you more easy going or did you tighten up the reigns? Was your birth plans different? Spill the beans!!27.06.201711 комментариев
- I love my kids, But...25.06.20173 комментария
- Can I rave for a sec? I feel like I'm always hooked up to this pump. Every 3-4 hours. Decided against getting my daughters lip tie fixed until she is older, so …23.06.20176 комментариев
- Happy selfie day!! Eff rnr's unwritten rules ? (at work, can't take one right this second. ?)21.06.201718 комментариев
- Six generations I got to see my great grandma yesterday and she finally got to see my daughter. My niece came too so she could meet her baby girl too. There was…20.06.20174 комментария
- Talents What's your hidden talent? Or do you have any stupid or useless talents?? Fess up!!19.06.201727 комментариев
- Mini pill So is this stuff the devil or am I just crazy?? One day I'm spotting, the next nothing, the next full blow period, then nothing. On the days that I'm …12.06.20179 комментариев
- What's your motivation Obviously we all want to be healthier but are you going to treat yourself to anything once you're at your goal? I'm going to gift myself …11.06.20179 комментариев
- Name pronunciation Does anyone ever pronounce you, or your child's name incorrectly? Does it bother you? I've noticed that people have been saying my daughters …09.06.201723 комментария
- It's not a toomah!!!! ?06.06.2017
- Baked tofu (150 calories including the marinade), stir fried veggies(100 calories), and cauliflower rice (100 calories). Also I'm down 3-4 pounds since two week…05.06.20179 комментариев
- Orange hair You know that super ugly stage of orange hair you get when bleaching. I'm there. It's too dark of an orange to tone too. lol I seriously just look r…05.06.201713 комментариев
- I knew they looked a little like each other but holy moly!! I didn't realize they looked that much alike. The left is my daughter and the right is my son, both …04.06.20173 комментария
- Postpartum hair loss I had it with my son so bad. Like clumps of hair would fall out when I would detangle my hair. It was always getting matted too since my ha…04.06.201710 комментариев
- Wanted to keep the protein high since I did strength training today. ? Build those muscles. Legs are going to be jelly for a few days lol02.06.20176 комментариев
- Week by week I haven't weighed myself since last week, but I was around 185ish, give or take a pound from day to day. 6 weeks pp now. Focusing more on diet but …30.05.2017
- Depression *long* kinda pathetic For the past few days I've noticed my husband has been pretty distant. Hasn't called me while he's at work, going to sleep earl…29.05.201710 комментариев
- I'm HANGRY!! Somebody eat a cookie for me. A piece of cake, a whole cake. Eat every yummy carb in your house, all the bread. Man, I hate dieting while breastfee…27.05.201712 комментариев
- Cleaned up pretty well.24.05.201716 комментариев
- Fml... just f*** my wholeeeee existence. Glass dish just exploded in the oven. Mamas going to need to pump and dump later because I'm drinking alllll the wine. …23.05.201735 комментариев
- Interesting day Normally my life is super boring. I finally got to spend some time with my best friend today. Just the two of us, no kids. We went to go play so…21.05.201714 комментариев
- The a/c guy just left. We have air again. ? Now I won't be grumpy for no reason!! I'll be able to comfortably sleep without sweating. I seriously could not be m…18.05.201712 комментариев
- Can I just brag for a second? I've been pumping like a maniac to build my freezer stash up. I go back to work next week and here's my stash of 325 oz of breastm…17.05.201716 комментариев
- Dog moms ? Someone says that they got their hair done and a mani/pedi for Mother's Day. They don't have any children and it was a gift from her dog. She also sa…13.05.201734 комментария
- Both phone chargers He took them both. I have 62% battery and I have to make it last until 10pm. ? I have to watch my phone slowly die throughout the day. I hav…12.05.201711 комментариев
- Someone's wide awake and it's definitely not me lol ?08.05.20176 комментариев
- Google What's the weirdest thing you've ever googled? I told my husband last night if anything ever happens to me, don't look through my search history. Lol05.05.201720 комментариев
- Holy sweet relief!! ? I thought my boobs were going to fall off.04.05.20178 комментариев