MyNamesNotZelda
@mynamesnotzelda·Мама двоих (8 лет, 10 лет)
United States, Ohio, Columbus
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- ello, migrant from bb here. think % of s are from n. ooking forward to meeting new people and keeping old friends. et's get started with the basics h...
- oast me!! ♀️
- hat's for dinner tonight 'm hngry, let me live vicariosly throgh yo all.
- arbon monoxide detectors et them in yor hose and make sre they are working. rs went off today. changed the batteries and it went off again. pened p ...
- y heathens had a blast even with the cold.
- alloween candy bot to go throgh my sons candy to make sre there's no fnny bsiness with it. can tell the eese's look sspicios already. better eat th...
- t's fall!! hich means apple cinnamon candles, leaves changing colors, and cooler weather. 'm so ready for big cozy sweaters and boots. 'm sre jst a...
- ell me all yor stories. ho is the "crazy" family member. e all one, or ten. hats the most memorable thing they have done.
- wesome. omeone broke into or shed. o idea if it was yesterday, last night or today bt they stole so mch from what can tell from a qick look. asily ...
- hat's for dinner 'm sitting here eating lettce wraps trying to be healthy and shat. et me live vicariosly throgh yor dinners.
- orst job. hat's the worst job yo've ever had ow long did yo last there hat was so horrible abot it. ow mch wold someone have to pay yo to work there...
- ainfl letdowns months pp and the past day and a half my let downs have been very painfl. find myself gritting my teeth for the first one since it ...
- y hsband jst got hit on. y hsband jst got objectified by a middle aged woman. e took a delivery to a hose and the woman answered the door. s she wa...
- etangling oday's hair washing day, which means have to detangle my ratted p hair. don't even know where to start at this point. y knots are so clo...
- y hsbands car was behind mine in the driveway so he told me jst to take his so we didn't have to switch them arond. o rn ot, start it, crank the p th...
- m missing something exal content jst a warning.
- y nightmare jst happened. torm jst knocked ot or power. have half my frozen milk at my hose and half at my moms. o'clock in the morning and have ...
- logged dct 've tried it all. ven old faithfl, my vibrator, can't break it p. 've racked with a comb while my beast is covered in cocont oil. (holy sh...
- amily time. nyone not really a fan of big extended family get togethers ithot getting into a long story, it's jst going to get messy. told my dad w...
- his meme speaks to me on so many levels
- hat wold yo do his may get a little long. o my hose is an older hose which is the style that like. ith older homes come repair, and holy hell, let ...
- nyone else's neighbors doing fireworks f one of my kids wake p, they're going to need a higher power.
- irst kid vs second kid hat did yo do differently re yo more easy going or did yo tighten p the reigns as yor birth plans different pill the beans!!
- love my kids, t...
- an rave for a sec feel like 'm always hooked p to this pmp. very - hors. ecided against getting my daghters lip tie fixed ntil she is older, so h...
- appy selfie day!! ff rnr's nwritten rles (at work, can't take one right this second. )
- ix generations got to see my great grandma yesterday and she finally got to see my daghter. y niece came too so she cold meet her baby girl too. he...
- alents hat's yor hidden talent r do yo have any stpid or seless talents ess p!!
- ini pill o is this stff the devil or am jst crazy ne day 'm spotting, the next nothing, the next fll blow period, then nothing. n the days that 'm s...
- hat's yor motivation bviosly we all want to be healthier bt are yo going to treat yorself to anything once yo're at yor goal 'm going to gift myself...
- ame pronnciation oes anyone ever prononce yo, or yor child's name incorrectly oes it bother yo 've noticed that people have been saying my daghters ...
- t's not a toomah!!!!
- aked tof ( calories inclding the marinade), stir fried veggies( calories), and califlower rice ( calories). lso 'm down - ponds since two weeks ago!!
- range hair o know that sper gly stage of orange hair yo get when bleaching. 'm there. t's too dark of an orange to tone too. lol seriosly jst look ...
- knew they looked a little like each other bt holy moly!! didn't realize they looked that mch alike. he left is my daghter and the right is my son, bo...
- ostpartm hair loss had it with my son so bad. ike clmps of hair wold fall ot when wold detangle my hair. t was always getting matted too since my h...
- anted to keep the protein high since did strength training today. ild those mscles. egs are going to be jelly for a few days lol
- eek by week haven't weighed myself since last week, bt was arond ish, give or take a pond from day to day. weeks pp now. ocsing more on diet bt 'l...
- epression *long* kinda pathetic or the past few days 've noticed my hsband has been pretty distant. asn't called me while he's at work, going to sle...
- 'm !! omebody eat a cookie for me. piece of cake, a whole cake. at every ymmy carb in yor hose, all the bread. an, hate dieting while breastfeedin...
- leaned p pretty well.
- ml... jst f*** my wholeeeee existence. lass dish jst exploded in the oven. amas going to need to pmp and dmp later becase 'm drinking alllll the win...
- nteresting day ormally my life is sper boring. finally got to spend some time with my best friend today. st the two of s, no kids. e went to go pla...
- he a/c gy jst left. e have air again. ow won't be grmpy for no reason!! 'll be able to comfortably sleep withot sweating. seriosly cold not be mo...
- an jst brag for a second 've been pmping like a maniac to bild my freezer stash p. go back to work next week and here's my stash of oz of breastmil...
- og moms omeone says that they got their hair done and a mani/pedi for other's ay. hey don't have any children and it was a gift from her dog. he als...
- oth phone chargers e took them both. have % battery and have to make it last ntil pm. have to watch my phone slowly die throghot the day. have t...
- omeone's wide awake and it's definitely not me lol
- oogle hat's the weirdest thing yo've ever googled told my hsband last night if anything ever happens to me, don't look throgh my search history. ol
- oly sweet relief!! thoght my boobs were going to fall off.