MyNamesNotZelda
@mynamesnotzelda·Мама двоих (9 лет, 11 лет)
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- Hello, migrant from bb here. I think 99% of us are from RnR. Looking forward to meeting new people and keeping old friends. Let's get started with the...
- Roast me!! ?♀️?
- ??? What's for dinner tonight? I'm hungry, let me live vicariously through you all.
- Carbon monoxide detectors Get them in your house and make sure they are working. Ours went off today. I changed the batteries and it went off again. ...
- My heathens had a blast even with the cold. ?
- Halloween candy About to go through my sons candy to make sure there's no funny business with it. I can tell the Reese's look suspicious already. I b...
- It's fall!! ? Which means apple cinnamon candles, leaves changing colors, and cooler weather. I'm so ready for big cozy sweaters and boots. I'm sure...
- Tell me all your stories. Who is the "crazy" family member. We all one, or ten. Whats the most memorable thing they have done.
- Awesome. Someone broke into our shed. No idea if it was yesterday, last night or today but they stole so much from what I can tell from a quick look...
- What's for dinner? I'm sitting here eating lettuce wraps trying to be healthy and shat. Let me live vicariously through your dinners. ?
- Worst job. What's the worst job you've ever had? How long did you last there? What was so horrible about it. How much would someone have to pay you ...
- Painful letdowns 4 months pp and the past day and a half my let downs have been very painful. I find myself gritting my teeth for the first one sinc...
- My husband just got hit on. ? My husband just got objectified by a middle aged woman. He took a delivery to a house and the woman answered the door....
- Detangling Today's hair washing day, which means I have to detangle my ratted up hair. I don't even know where to start at this point. My knots are ...
- My husbands car was behind mine in the driveway so he told me just to take his so we didn't have to switch them around. So I run out, start it, crank ...
- Am I missing something? Sexual content just a warning.
- My nightmare just happened. Storm just knocked out our power. I have half my frozen milk at my house and half at my moms. 1 o'clock in the morning a...
- Clogged duct I've tried it all. Even old faithful, my vibrator, can't break it up. I've racked with a comb while my beast is covered in coconut oil. ...
- Family time. Anyone not really a fan of big extended family get togethers? Without getting into a long story, it's just going to get messy. I told m...
- This meme speaks to me on so many levels ??
- What would you do? This may get a little long. So my house is an older house which is the style that I like. With older homes come repair, and holy ...
- ?? ? Anyone else's neighbors doing fireworks?? If one of my kids wake up, they're going to need a higher power.
- First kid vs second kid What did you do differently? Are you more easy going or did you tighten up the reigns? Was your birth plans different? Spill ...
- I love my kids, But...
- Can I rave for a sec? I feel like I'm always hooked up to this pump. Every 3-4 hours. Decided against getting my daughters lip tie fixed until she i...
- Happy selfie day!! Eff rnr's unwritten rules ? (at work, can't take one right this second. ?)
- Six generations I got to see my great grandma yesterday and she finally got to see my daughter. My niece came too so she could meet her baby girl to...
- Talents What's your hidden talent? Or do you have any stupid or useless talents?? Fess up!!
- Mini pill So is this stuff the devil or am I just crazy?? One day I'm spotting, the next nothing, the next full blow period, then nothing. On the day...
- What's your motivation Obviously we all want to be healthier but are you going to treat yourself to anything once you're at your goal? I'm going to ...
- Name pronunciation Does anyone ever pronounce you, or your child's name incorrectly? Does it bother you? I've noticed that people have been saying m...
- It's not a toomah!!!! ?
- Baked tofu (150 calories including the marinade), stir fried veggies(100 calories), and cauliflower rice (100 calories). Also I'm down 3-4 pounds sinc...
- Orange hair You know that super ugly stage of orange hair you get when bleaching. I'm there. It's too dark of an orange to tone too. lol I seriously...
- I knew they looked a little like each other but holy moly!! I didn't realize they looked that much alike. The left is my daughter and the right is my ...
- Postpartum hair loss I had it with my son so bad. Like clumps of hair would fall out when I would detangle my hair. It was always getting matted too ...
- Wanted to keep the protein high since I did strength training today. ? Build those muscles. Legs are going to be jelly for a few days lol
- Week by week I haven't weighed myself since last week, but I was around 185ish, give or take a pound from day to day. 6 weeks pp now. Focusing more o...
- Depression *long* kinda pathetic For the past few days I've noticed my husband has been pretty distant. Hasn't called me while he's at work, going t...
- I'm HANGRY!! Somebody eat a cookie for me. A piece of cake, a whole cake. Eat every yummy carb in your house, all the bread. Man, I hate dieting whi...
- Cleaned up pretty well.
- Fml... just f*** my wholeeeee existence. Glass dish just exploded in the oven. Mamas going to need to pump and dump later because I'm drinking allll...
- Interesting day Normally my life is super boring. I finally got to spend some time with my best friend today. Just the two of us, no kids. We went t...
- The a/c guy just left. We have air again. ? Now I won't be grumpy for no reason!! I'll be able to comfortably sleep without sweating. I seriously co...
- Can I just brag for a second? I've been pumping like a maniac to build my freezer stash up. I go back to work next week and here's my stash of 325 oz ...
- Dog moms ? Someone says that they got their hair done and a mani/pedi for Mother's Day. They don't have any children and it was a gift from her dog. ...
- Both phone chargers He took them both. I have 62% battery and I have to make it last until 10pm. ? I have to watch my phone slowly die throughout the...
- Someone's wide awake and it's definitely not me lol ?
- Google What's the weirdest thing you've ever googled? I told my husband last night if anything ever happens to me, don't look through my search histo...
- Holy sweet relief!! ? I thought my boobs were going to fall off.