Am I missing something?
Sexual content just a warning.
Welp, I order it. ? My husband is getting his vasectomy on Friday, shipping date is Monday. So it's going to be hard looking at it but not able to use it. Lol
If it's just a couch I say just get it and don't make a big deal about it. For all anyone knows it's just a couch. We don't buy big stuff because we haven't seen anything that we haven't been able to find a substitute in our house for. I don't like buying things I have to store in general, though. I only buy stuff that already has a home. So like vibrators and small stuff like that just goes in a box in our bathroom closet. Our kids aren't allowed in our bathroom alone because we keep all medicine in there, so we know they won't get into our stash.
When I was with my ex we had a lockable storage trunk 2' depth 3' width for larger items that we didn't want displayed. They are very affordable and if you put a blanket and throw pillow on it it creates extra seating and makes it very discrete.