Roast me!! ? ♀ ?

Ugh I'm in love with your face!

Knows how to use those lips!!!

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You double as a sexy plumber

Like you’re Dino’s sister she never knew she had

Wakes up looking like mufassa. Uhh, that's all I got. Girl! ?

You like 3sums

You get freckles in the summer, and they look super cute.

You look like you would give your kids cookies just so you can have a moment of peace in the bathroom ?

Has a man chained up in your basement... but seriously, you’re freaking gorgeous.

You love sticks and want to smash

You have no problem telling someone when they’re being a batch.

Like you enjoy going on dates with people named Csavvy

You look like you have a very strong personality

You regularly take two ?? at the same time.

Idk but you’re super gorgeous.

You had a lot of guy friends in high school and didn't realize they all wanted to do you.

You look like you can get away with anything ?

You used to be a stripper

You look like that person who knows s*** on everyone in the office.

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That I like you a lot ? and think you are a sexy bish

You’re really pretty.

Wow you are gorgeous!! ❤️

Could rock any lipstick with those lips and those eyes

Also you would tell me if I had something in my teeth. Thanks Girl ?

You’d stop someone dead in their tracks with a single look. Your kids ain’t afraid on spanking, they’re afraid of The Mom Look.

You look like you could beat someone’s a$$

You look like you have one of those laughs where it's really loud at first but then no sound comes out.

your lips are to die for ??

You remind me of Esmeralda. Really pretty. I’m no good at this game. Lol.

I want to roast you so bad but ugh I can’t think of anything! f***

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Omg!! It's so great to get a face to the name. I die laughing at so many of your comments. You certainly don't hold back sometimes ???

As for a roast, I got nothing ?‍♀️

You look like I would probably gently stick my finger in your dimple and tell you how cute you are.

You look like you loved to be sparked on your a$$

And you’re also very hot

Your eyes and your lips omgggg

I’m literally still trying to roast you

This is never in a million years what I thought you looked like. I keep scrolling past this pic and your eyeballs are captivating. I am small time crushing hard on you.

You have an infectious laugh and you're the friend in your group that everyone goes to to vent.

Damn! You're a fox!

But you look like someone I'd call for backup if I was about to throw down with someone (not that I'd be in a situation like that lol)

Wow. You are insanely gorgeous!?

You look like you're really smart and a deep thinker.

?? absolutely stunning!!

The type of mom who would be thoroughly disappointed if your kids disappointed if your kids didn’t become little gamers. But they would still know they’re Mom will kick their @$$ in Mario kart on N‘64 rainbow road eaasssily.

You have a bleached arse hole