Roast me!! ? ♀ ?

You have a bleached arse hole

?? absolutely stunning!!

The type of mom who would be thoroughly disappointed if your kids disappointed if your kids didn’t become little gamers. But they would still know they’re Mom will kick their @$$ in Mario kart on N‘64 rainbow road eaasssily.

Wow. You are insanely gorgeous!?

You look like you're really smart and a deep thinker.

Damn! You're a fox!

But you look like someone I'd call for backup if I was about to throw down with someone (not that I'd be in a situation like that lol)

You have an infectious laugh and you're the friend in your group that everyone goes to to vent.

This is never in a million years what I thought you looked like. I keep scrolling past this pic and your eyeballs are captivating. I am small time crushing hard on you.

I’m literally still trying to roast you

Your eyes and your lips omgggg

You look like you loved to be sparked on your a$$

And you’re also very hot

You look like I would probably gently stick my finger in your dimple and tell you how cute you are.

Omg!! It's so great to get a face to the name. I die laughing at so many of your comments. You certainly don't hold back sometimes ???

As for a roast, I got nothing ?‍♀️

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I want to roast you so bad but ugh I can’t think of anything! f***

You remind me of Esmeralda. Really pretty. I’m no good at this game. Lol.

You look like you have one of those laughs where it's really loud at first but then no sound comes out.

your lips are to die for ??

You look like you could beat someone’s a$$

You’d stop someone dead in their tracks with a single look. Your kids ain’t afraid on spanking, they’re afraid of The Mom Look.

Could rock any lipstick with those lips and those eyes

Also you would tell me if I had something in my teeth. Thanks Girl ?

Wow you are gorgeous!! ❤️

You’re really pretty.

That I like you a lot ? and think you are a sexy bish

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You look like that person who knows s*** on everyone in the office.

You used to be a stripper

You look like you can get away with anything ?

You had a lot of guy friends in high school and didn't realize they all wanted to do you.

Idk but you’re super gorgeous.

You regularly take two ?? at the same time.

You look like you have a very strong personality

Like you enjoy going on dates with people named Csavvy

You have no problem telling someone when they’re being a batch.

You love sticks and want to smash

Has a man chained up in your basement... but seriously, you’re freaking gorgeous.

You look like you would give your kids cookies just so you can have a moment of peace in the bathroom ?

You get freckles in the summer, and they look super cute.

You like 3sums

Wakes up looking like mufassa. Uhh, that's all I got. Girl! ?

Like you’re Dino’s sister she never knew she had

You double as a sexy plumber

Knows how to use those lips!!!

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Ugh I'm in love with your face!