Well one of my cousins robbed a local mom and pop pharmacy. He got away with about 400 thousand dollars worth of narcotics and fentanyl patches. He got so high that he passed out in his moms house, she was not living there at the time, and he left the duffle bag with all the drugs with his info on the tag of the bag in his trunk and left the keys on the trunk of the car!!! Like at the lock!! Well his neighbors called the cops to report a suspicious vehicle. The police opened the bag and found all the drugs with his info on the bag!!! Busted in his door to find him passed out on the couch. He was arrested but later never convicted because it was unlawful entry to his car!!! He was so smart about breaking in and stealing the drugs but so stupid when he left the drugs in the car with all his info and the keys in the trunk lock. He had a daughter in high school at the time and he was plastered all over the news. Not a fine moment for the family that’s for sure. No one associates with him

My brother he isn’t a mean person but he got into drugs and he’s in and out of jail because he was robbing stores And he was getting caught in stupid places like McDonald’s ugh rehabilitation programs here are useless.

I think I'm the crazy family member ???

I have a few crazies in my family. I have a mentally ill uncle who tried to kill my cousin a couple years ago, swam across the lake they lie by and was running from cops. He ended up escaping the mental ward with another guy and was in the news! My dads side has a lot of issues!

Whole family is crazy, up and down both sides. My moms mom probably takes the cake though. She used to tell us there were Demons watching from the bushes and when the world ends all the bad people go in a card board box and Jehovah (she’s a witness) was going to tape them up inside of it.

If she felt like there was a demon in the room she would pick up my brother when he was a baby and hold him out in the direction of the demon because apparently demons are scared of babies ??‍♀️ it was storming once and my mom went to pick up a pizza and it was taking her a while so my grandma told us, all under the age of 10, that our mother was killed in a violent car crash ? last stunt I know of, she got naked (she is a very large woman) and went inside a bar and told them all that the rapture was coming and they needed to follow her to live because she was a profit of Jehovah. So she went and stood in the middle of a very busy road at night, NAKED, trying to get a bunch of drunks to follow her from a bar at 1am with her arms held up towards the sky.

Most of my family members are just characters in their own way, but that woman has issues and I actually have a lot of resentment towards my mom for letting her babysit us so she could go clubbing. She KNEW her mom was like that and left her three kids with her anyway. We were better off watching ourselves.

I don’t know it’s probably me. I always have something going on

I have a boring family lol. Nobody is crazy.

Well, my cousins dh was driving his boat drunk, was getting pulled over. He was put into handcuffs and switched to the police boat aaaaand, he jumped off their boat in handcuffs and all ?. I'm sure he didn't get far. lol he's a douche so all the family expect nothing less of him.

My mother for sure, and my sister is a close second.

My mother isn't so bad sober, but drunk she's horrible. She punched me in the stomach when I was pregnant with 2nd dd. She's called the police on me saying I was beating her trying to get me arrested. Oh, so many horror stories. Needless to say, we have a very strict relationship. She has rules when it comes to seeing me, and my family, which she adheres to after I cut her off for a year.

My sister is also a crazy alcoholic. Her latest news was when she moved cross country to be with her ex husbands cousin. Pure class.. She left her kids, 1 who's still in high school, and another who'd recently lost a child to SIDS. She's just completely selfish.

Idk if it's crazy but my little brother text me to tell me he had gotten married. He was 21 at the time and only knew the girl for 3 months beforehand. No one had even met her!

TEXT me to tell me this! Ughhh. I wasn't that nice when I replied.

My mom got really drunk at a Christmas party one year. We were going to take a group pic but then my mom fell and pissed her pants ? it was a bad year for her