My husband just got hit on.

? My husband just got objectified by a middle aged woman. He took a delivery to a house and the woman answered the door. As she was signing for the...

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My husband just got hit on.

? My husband just got objectified by a middle aged woman. He took a delivery to a house and the woman answered the door. As she was signing for the order she winked at him and told him "I've seen a couple of movies start out like this." (Porno reference) I guess she also asked if he wanted something to drink since it's such a hot day. He said he's never had anything like that happen. I know my husband is about the most awkward person alive so I would have killed to see his dumb face when she said that. ? Who the eff tries to bone the delivery driver?

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My DH still wouldn't realise he's being hit on. Back in our younger years, women hit on him at the night clubs all the time and he was oblivious. My friends and I always had a good laugh at his unawareness.

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One time when dh used to deliver pizzas, he delivered to a lady at a hotel who was only dressed in lingerie. She invited him in for his "tip" but he declined. ?

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I bone the delivery driver... but that's because he's my DF. And damn does he look sexy in that FedEx uniform... with his beard... and ??? yeah.

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LMAO! 
My neighbor try hitting on my husband when we first moved in.  She invited him over to her pool once . She's always in her swimsuit now that's summer.  I always make jokes about it.

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I've fantasized about it!!  ??

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LMAO. I'd love to see my DH's face too if that ever happened to him. I'd love to see him blush! So funny.

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I try to bone the delivery driver but that's because my husband is the delivery driver ?

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Oh my gosh. That's hilarious. ?

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My husbands a plumber and the older women he has as customers are freeeaakks! And he's awkward like your husband too so it makes him so uncomfortable. ? I wouldn't believe the things they say to/about him if it wasn't his grandpa ( who's his boss) filling me in ?

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I asked him if he felt like a dirty boy and he said "yes, I feel like a dirty boy and I need a shower" ??

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Lol!!!? Old ladies 60-70 years always hit on my husband. He gets extremely creeped out and I just laugh my but off.

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