My DH still wouldn't realise he's being hit on. Back in our younger years, women hit on him at the night clubs all the time and he was oblivious. My friends and I always had a good laugh at his unawareness.

One time when dh used to deliver pizzas, he delivered to a lady at a hotel who was only dressed in lingerie. She invited him in for his "tip" but he declined. ?

I bone the delivery driver... but that's because he's my DF. And damn does he look sexy in that FedEx uniform... with his beard... and ??? yeah.

LMAO!

My neighbor try hitting on my husband when we first moved in. She invited him over to her pool once . She's always in her swimsuit now that's summer. I always make jokes about it.

I've fantasized about it!! ??

LMAO. I'd love to see my DH's face too if that ever happened to him. I'd love to see him blush! So funny.

I try to bone the delivery driver but that's because my husband is the delivery driver ?

Oh my gosh. That's hilarious. ?

My husbands a plumber and the older women he has as customers are freeeaakks! And he's awkward like your husband too so it makes him so uncomfortable. ? I wouldn't believe the things they say to/about him if it wasn't his grandpa ( who's his boss) filling me in ?

I asked him if he felt like a dirty boy and he said "yes, I feel like a dirty boy and I need a shower" ??

Lol!!!? Old ladies 60-70 years always hit on my husband. He gets extremely creeped out and I just laugh my but off.