Ahhh life with boys!! Boys are something else I tell u!! I grew up with 3 sisters, one being my twin sister, so the boy…

I can! I've got a almost 6 year old who woke up one morning and peed all over the toilet before school and I said "whhhhattt? I thought I told you that you gotta aim better."

His response was "I didn't mean to mama, there's a bone in it that made me pee everywhere!"

I almost died. Lol

? I don't miss those days! When my boys were little they would get pee on the toilet seat or the floor. ?‍♀️

My two year old decided he wanted to try and potty train himself after we had the new baby, and one morning I was feeding the baby and my husband comes up my older son is playing in his potty and something is wet all over the floor. And we’re like Caleb what is that... and he’s like “ I pee potty!!!” ??‍♀️

Omg @ryb that literally made me lol!! The bone in there haha I’m dying!!

@tee my bathroom is disgusting. I’m the only female with 3 males in the house and none of them can aim!! From my 36 year old husband to my 5&3 year old boys haha!! The front of my toilet needs to be chloroxed like every day!! There’s literally pee everywhere haha

Girls aren’t always any better. My 3 yr old daughter showed me a strawberry today that (sigh) looked like a butt. She flipped it around and yelled that it has a penis, too (nothing on that side at all) and laughed. Yay, fruit anatomy.

That’s why I’m teaching ds to pee sitting down ?

My son also decided to learn to sit down. He was 5 before he wanted to stand up, thank God his aim is good now. But with 3 boys in the house the bathroom is in need of constant cleaning lol

Ds is 3, he pees sitting down but sometimes he holds it in so long that pee goes everywhere before he's actually sitting?

When my 18 year old ds was about 2 1/2, he was going pee standing up...he saw a spider and lost his sh!t......he peed everywhere except the toilet lol..

Ss3, I feel your pain....I am outnumbered 7-1. 6 boys and the husband. You'd think at LEAST one of them could aim ??

My 3 going on 4 yr old DD is almost as bad as my 6yr old DS, she jumps off the seat before she wipes so there is always little pee dribbles on the seat and in front of the toilet. ??‍♀️

My son sat to pee until he was about 5.5, and my dad insisted he stand up in public. He still sits to pee at home sometimes, but mostly stands.

And that's why I go through so many lysol wipes. Every darn day.

?? oh no!! Zain would for sure do something like this. I’m just patiently waiting lol.

He refuses to sit to pee from the start. Would only stand lol

Yep 2 boys and 1 DH in this house. PUT THE LID DOWN, AIM BETTER!!!! ?

When my DS2 was toilet training, to begin with he’d only ever sat down to pee. We had a potty in our living room as we only had one bathroom at the time which was upstairs, so the potty was downstairs for emergencies. He walked over to his potty and said “my gonna have a stand up pee” and before I could say no he’d pulled down his pants and proceeded to pee all over the wall, floor, TV stand... basically everywhere other than in the potty ??‍♀️

OP, I have 2 boys, pregnant with 1 and have a bonus child. The youngest is 3.... so I’m the only girl too. When the 13 year old was little, I made him get a Clorox wipe after every time he went to the bathroom. It was to clean up the floor around the toilet bc I was tired of stepping in piss

@dass 7!!!!! I need to not complain then lol

My son once peed in my tea gourd and then giggled. ? that can't be washed out ..... I was so mad but it was also suprising how he could aim so well into the opening.

His new fav is to pee through chain link fences.

I have two little girls & we’re expecting our first boy.

Thank you, ladies. As I look forward on what it will be like raising my last child, all I can now see is pee?

Haha pp pee everywhere!! ESP as babies!! He will pee on u, your husband and himself lol. My oldest when he was a newborn peed straight in his own face lol!!!

My son once peed in the bathtub while facing the toilet. The bathtub was behind him ??‍♀️??‍♀️

Really hoping for a girl this time for multiple reasons ?

Ok so we were out all afternoon/evening. Came home my 3 year old is in a pull up. Was hoping he’d fall asleep on the way home, didn’t happen lol, and my 5 year old has to go potty too. So I’m putting all the stuff away and my 3 year old said he had to pee. So I continued doing what I’m doing and he says “mommy someone peed all over the floor” I said well who did it and he blamed his 5 year old brother to which he denied lol. So go to the bathroom there’s a huge puddle of pee right next to the toilet. So again Clorox wipes again around the toilet!! That makes twice in a day ladies!!! Hahahaha all I can do is laugh at this point and make sure to by Clorox wipes in bulk lol

@missE yes pee on the toilet seat is the worst lol. Especially when u don’t know it wet!! That’s always fun haha.

And @dass dang 7 to 1!! That’s insane. I can’t imagine what happens in your house on a daily basis!!

I am soo not looking forward to that lol ? but I’ve been peed on the face twice tho ?

Oh how I’ve forgotten the joys of potty training!!! He’s had some phobias about peeing while out in public which we are slowly getting over. But even then it’s hard because he’s not quite tall enough for some toilets so now it’s teaching him to not touch the toilet with his penis!!! That skeeves me out so bad!!! I sure it gives me anxiety

Lol I guess now it's technically 5-1 because my oldest is living on his own and my stepson is in another state for now.....I'll tell you what DOESN'T happen...me cleaning the bathroom ????

Yes. To everything. I have twin boys that are almost 4. They pee sitting down still. But sometimes will go outside. One time I was picking my two oldest kids from school and one of my twins started to pull his pants down right in front of all the parents.

The first time my son peed on himself during diaper change was so funny. Took me a few seconds to realize what was going on! It got all over his face then he started licking his lips. I started screaming!

Little did I know it would still be dealing with getting peed on 5 years later.

Ahhh, memories.

Lol!

Mom of 3 boys here; I dread cleaning the bathrooms ???

My little man went in the bathroom and he is short well he had been playing and waited until the last second I guess he wasn't holding it well enough and it was hitting the toilet lid and splashed back and hit him in the face.

Ugh u guys I just cleaned my powder room and I really have to do the other 2 bathrooms this afternoon when my husband gets home from work!! Not looking forward to it at all!!

My 4 year old went through a phase where he would pee everywhere except the toilet. He peed in the trashcan, bottles, buckets, toy baskets. Right now he's into peeing in the shower or backyard. I don't understand why guys don't know how to aim. I live with 7 and there's always pee everywhere.

Omg yes. I’m trying to potty train my oldest right now and I swear most of the time he pees everywhere but the toilet. Just the other day he had to pee so bad that he could not hold it any longer. He tried to make it to the bathroom but couldn’t and ended up peeing in his 1 year old brothers hair..

Oh no @ashley not the little brother head!!! Some of these are too funny!! I knew others could relate. Also no one put the freaking toilet seat down!!! Gotta love the midnight bathroom trip where i almost fall into the toilet!!

I have 6 boys all boy house here x