My name is Stephanie, and I had my baby girl, Emberlyn June, on October 27th 2016, five days before my due date. I suffered three miscarriages over the last almost 12 years before my miracle arrived. I'm so thankful every day for my beautiful, healthy baby girl 💚

For those of you who have had babies before, two questions...

How long after giving birth did you finally stop bleeding? I'm going on week five and I gotta say, this crap is getting old.

And, my daughter is awake from around 2pm - 8pm every. single. day 😩 Not only that, but she isn't content unless I'm holding her while walking around. She doesn't want rocked, to swing, sit, lay, anything. She won't stay in the carrier and the sling I bought is too small. What the hell?? All she does is eat an...

I swore my cat would be my daughter's best friend by how he acted when I was pregnant. He never left my side, he cuddled my belly every chance he got, he even let her kick him in the head repeatedly. But now that she's here, he's been such an asshole. He intentionally wakes her up, attacks me for no reason, and tears the house apart. He used to listen to us really well too, but now he just ignores us. He's so mad lol I still give him affection, cuddle him, and share my food with him, but nothing...

She turned four weeks old on Thanksgiving!

I just farted and my four week old baby burst into laughter, and now she won't stop smiling.

This is what motherhood was made for.

My dog has woken my baby up every 20-60 minutes all throughout the night and all of this morning 😑 Anyone want an annoying ass dog? lol

I can't tell you how many times I have sprayed my daughter in the face with my breast.

I was just nursing her and she fell asleep, so I pulled my breast away. I thought I saw a hair going from my nipple to her mouth/face, so I kept trying to pull it off and couldn't get it. Turns out, it was breast milk spraying out in a thin line, and I was spraying her right in the face the whole time 😂 Poor girl.

For all of you planning on breast feeding and/or pumping, I'm about to share some awesome knowledge with you.

Okay, so, bit of a backstory. Right after delivery, my breasts became incredibly engorged. I would leak through nursing pads and my shirt within 30 minutes of changing. I mean, my boobs looked like torpedoes. And they HURT like a bitch. I wanted to cut them off. And my daughter couldn't nurse enough to relieve any of the pain, they just remained full all the time.

So, because she could...

My girl. She looks so much like her daddy ☺️

So, men can totally get postpartum depression 😪

My baby girl is two weeks old today... and has a freaking eye infection ): Guess I'll be calling the pediatrician in a couple hours.