Compared to a cow My husband just compared me to a cow!

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Lmao one time my SO were shopping and i tried this jacket on and asked him if it looked small and he said " it is too small. It looks like the hulk ripping out of his clothes." I looked at him and cried. Everyone was giving him dirty looks for basically calling a pregnant girl fat.

I dont think he meant it the way it came out. We laughed about it it later.

I don't know of these "massages" from personal experience. I've heard about them and they sound divine. Or are they just an old wives tale or something from Greek mythology?

Sarcastic- I would actually appreciate a crane right about now

Lol! Who says one can't learn something other than baby stuff on BB

Haha! Today I asked my DH to help me up from my bed. I can do it, it's just so much easier when he helps. Lol. He said "we're gonna have to get a crane to help you soon!" I was like thanks a-hole! ??

He would "accidentally" get punched. In the throat. ?

I'm with you on the massage. What does that even mean?!

We have some cows down the road from us and they lay down.

I just finished loading the dish washer and seasoning some ribs and had to come lay down again.. I'm dying for this to be over!

Cows lie down when it's going to rain...apparently lol

I've got a back injury at the mo and can just about manage washing a few dishes before I need to lie down, so I guess what I'm trying to say is mooooo ?

And yeah tell him you need a massage!

Yes lol, cows lay down. Not like, on their side with their head on the ground but they will kneel on their front legs then lower their back half and rest.

Google search "cows lying down" images.

Massage? What is this new term?!

Nut punch.

You washed a car???????? Girl, I don't even do that when not pregnant. You deserve a massage and dinner in bed!!!!!