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LaJuan✌🏾️✊🏾🌻
LaJuan✌🏾️✊🏾🌻
Мама сына-младенца

As some of you know my bf and I live about 2 hrs apart so we don't get to see eachother as often as we'd like... with…

As some of you know my bf and I live about 2 hrs apart so we don't get to see eachother as often as we'd like... with that being said... don't judge me.

I had went to visit my bf for a week and I was cooking breakfast... (I got some bomb ass 🍆 the night before, he deserved it) anywhooo... We had just finished eating and we were sitting at the island in his kitchen. He was behind me getting something out if the fridge and idk what happened but all I remember it's him throwing shit off the island and before I knew it I was sitting butt ass naked on the island. I swear it happened in like seconds... my bra has never been removed so fast... So I'm on this island receiving the best D ever and then he start giving me head 😩😩🙌 <--- it was THAT good. I hadn't even been getting head for like 5 mins and I feel something wet dripping down my side... I really didn't know what was goin on. and he stopped and was like "wtf... why is my back wet. My boobs were not leaking... but milk was FLOWING out of them 😬 It wouldn't stop! I had to stop receiving the most magnificent head I've ever gotten bc I couldn't stop the flow. Milk was EVERYWHERE.. I had to mop the floor 😒. Brightside I pumped like 7oz from each boob. But damn. It could have waited like an hour 😂😂 The worst part to me is Gabe was sleep in his carseat in the kitchen with us. #dontjudgeme 😂😂😂. Now y'all know my dirty little secret. lol

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kryssyn

kryssyn

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lmfaooo..i would of told him to keep going..i would of been like"dont act like you aint never taste milk before💁proceed 🙌"

spudssmommie

LaJuan✌🏾️✊🏾🌻

Мама сына-младенца

😂😂😂😂 @kryssyn lmfao @ proceed..

amanda2495

Amanda

В ожидании первенца

Couldn't believe I just read this.. #preggieLateNightSpecial I've had my colostrum but now milk yet.. And my hub squeezed it out like orange juice took a good ole lick... Yeah that should of made it even more interesting.. #dontstopnow

spudssmommie

LaJuan✌🏾️✊🏾🌻

Мама сына-младенца

@amanda2495 Girl my bf freaked out. he's squeemish af

missing103user

missing103user

lmfao , omg , my night has been MADE!!!! 😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏

ryan_isaac_mom14

Jessica Ann Martinez

Мама сына-младенца

Lmfao this made my night!!!! 😂😂😂😆😆😆😆👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

ryan_isaac_mom14

Jessica Ann Martinez

Мама сына-младенца

@jellybeansmommie,

kimmygarrett85

Kimberly Garrett

Мама двоих (8 лет, 10 лет)

that sounds intense. you go girl get you "D" lol 😂😉

spudssmommie

LaJuan✌🏾️✊🏾🌻

Мама сына-младенца

@annabelles_mommy @ryans_mommy14 I'm glad I could do that for y'all lol. @kimmygarrett85 it was girl

missing103user

missing103user

By far , you've been my FAVORITE preggie momma 💕 👏👏 @jellybeansmommie

ryan_isaac_mom14

Jessica Ann Martinez

Мама сына-младенца

@jellybeansmommie, favorite and funniest Preggie mommy

spudssmommie

LaJuan✌🏾️✊🏾🌻

Мама сына-младенца

@annabelles_mommy @ryans_mommy14 awww thank you guys 😍😘😘

ryan_isaac_mom14

Jessica Ann Martinez

Мама сына-младенца

@jellybeansmommie, you're welcome

blackjbutterfly14

blackjbutterfly14

yo. you're hilarious, but a little milk wouldn't of stop me!

spudssmommie

LaJuan✌🏾️✊🏾🌻

Мама сына-младенца

girl it was waaaay more than a little... It was milk all over that damn island. It took hella paper towels to clean it up. and I was using the "quilted quicker picker upper" 😂😂 I was not tryin to stop believe me @blackjbutterfly14

yolisblossom

yolanda banuelos

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽 wow girl I'm glad your relationship is doing so well hahaha

babygirl10-11

💚Mizz Rita💚

Мама троих детей

😂😂😂😂😂😂 im weak af

musiowskij

Jeannette Musiowski

В ожидании первенца

Ohhhh myyyy! Hahaha girl I know if I'm having a bad day you have something posted to make me laugh. 😂 this was great.

missing183user

missing183user

Мама дочки-младенца

lmaoo lucky girl ! beside the overflow of milk but he could've kept going ! its only breast milk ! lol

spudssmommie

LaJuan✌🏾️✊🏾🌻

Мама сына-младенца

@iloveni0820 That's what I was saying lol @musiowskij I try lol. @babygirl10-11 I was pissed... He could have finished... punk ass

helpedbytmh

helpedbytmh

В ожидании первенца

lmboooooooo I'm dyinggg. that is too funny!

firstbaby_girl

Jenna

Мама дочки-младенца

you go girl. I would been like hold on let me cover my nips so you can finish. omg quilted quicker picker upper ! that's too funny.

firstbaby_girl

Jenna

Мама дочки-младенца

you should have pushed him back down lol!

spudssmommie

LaJuan✌🏾️✊🏾🌻

Мама сына-младенца

I should have... @firstbaby_girl lol He was such a baby about it. He was all mad. he was like damn Gabe tryna show me who boss 😂😂 @helpedbytmh I was so over it..

amanda2495

Amanda

В ожидании первенца

Lol. Just got back to this.. I'm still laughing.. When I read it just makes me laugh all over again..

spudssmommie

LaJuan✌🏾️✊🏾🌻

Мама сына-младенца

@amanda2495 I sometimes wish I could go back to getting that D lmao.

spudssmommie

LaJuan✌🏾️✊🏾🌻

Мама сына-младенца

@babygirl10-11 when you find the wildest shit on Preggie at 4 am

babygirl10-11

💚Mizz Rita💚

Мама троих детей

lol good times

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