Layne Helen
@laynehelen·Мама сына (9 лет)
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Proud stay at home mom of a weird lil toddler.
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Записи @laynehelen
- Watching GOT even though I agreed to wait for my husband. NOT FUCKING SORRY HOLY SHIT
- My mom needs to the our furnace checked before we can turn the heat on. It's literally freezing. My husband and I have a small heater in our room with...
- Our day today. All in all it had its ups and downs but all in all it was a good day. If only all of them could be this easy going lol First, is the t...
- So my in-laws got my son this fancy looking training potty. Months ago I was sick and puking all night and I tried sitting on it so I wouldn't have to...
- I kept leaving my slippers and moccasins outside and I kept forgetting to bring them in. After months of weather damage and general outside grossness ...
- Any other ladies on the nuva ring?
- At 1am I started a load of laundry. At 1:30am I realized the garbage can in my bathroom needed to be washed. At 2am I made two large pitchers of coffe...
- https://www.romper.com/p/10-reasons-why-i-wont-apologize-for-giving-my-toddler-a-pacifier-9133215?utm_campaign=romper&utm_medium=owned&utm_source=face...
- It's 7:30am. Both my toddler and my pup are still fast asleep. I've had a hot and fresh cup of coffee. This feels so wrong but I'm very okay with it.
- So Bed Bath and Beyond started off fun and silly (1st picture) then it went downhill so fast because he couldn't hide in the shelves anymore. I brough...
- THAT'S MY BOY!! I gave him my keys to play with while loading the car with groceries and he specifically picks up my N64 controller keychain and start...
- It's 6am and my toddler is yelling at me because he can't and I won't let him move the couch. Good morning.
- Current mood. I wish I could cover my uterus in bengay.
- Recently moved into the upstairs apartment in my house which was previously my sister's. EVERY FUCKING MORNING I try to get my puppy outside early eno...
- The pup and toddler won't let me sit in the shower or tub to shave my legs. (I try to shave before I shower so I don't run out of hot water). SO I gra...
- Don't you love when people who don't have kids make comments on your parenting?
- Yesterday my lil man turned 2! I can't believe how big he's getting 3 pictures of him are from yesterday in the outfit his auntie got him. The one of...
- I forgot to post this before. But throwback to one of my only baby bump pictures August 9th, 2016 and he came September 13th. It's weird how slowly ti...
- I forgot that last night my son decided to roll in his Cheerios that he threw a tantrum to have. This morning I saw the mess he made in his pack n pla...
- I forgot that last night my son decided to roll in his Cheerios that he threw a tantrum to have. This morning I saw the mess he made in his pack n pla...
- My lil man has an ear ache still after 5ish days (He was staying with my in laws when it started). Putting him to sleep is a total fucking nightmare....
- Any other Mama's out there feel like a glass of wine after a long and very hard day helps? I normally don't drink in my house but today really got to ...
- So I'm posting here for mental health related. Delete if this is not appropriate on this channel. Any other Mama's out there feel like a glass of wi...
- I think I fucked up nap time. My son fell asleep in his pack n play and when I went to pick him up to put him in his room I apparently picked him up ...
- So for the first time in awhile it's a cool 70 degrees out and I'm really thinking of taking my children (toddler and pup) for a good 35 minute walk, ...
- Just saw this and I feel kinda special for being acknowledged lmfao thanks #MomLife
- https://youtu.be/ayiro7rljIo It starts at 1:06. These videos always make my laugh and I love it
- I'm sitting on my porch with a comfy hoodie on. I haven't done this in months. Can it please stay chilly in the mid 60's today? #SweaterWeatherIsMyFa...
- So I was just swiftering my kitchen floor so I could get a head start on the day. My slipper flung off when I kicked a dog toy away, I went too fast o...
- Looking at old selfies: Con: Wondering why and how you let yourself "go". Pro: Super realistic positive inspiration? I don't know how I let myself get...
- Seriously missing my glorious beast today.
- So my son's (2yo) most recent obsession is fishes. Remember those old aquarium screensavers? Apparently on the Amazon fire stick you can download som...
- I feel like keeping my toddler and puppy alive have really prepared me for the responsibilities of owning a plant.
- Toddlers are weird lil creatures. My (almost 2 year old) son is running around the living room saying "fishies" over and over in his adorable voice ...