Layne Helen
@laynehelen
Мама сына (9 лет)
США, Коннектикут, Трамбал
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Achievement Unlocked: Motherhood Proud stay at home mom of a weird lil toddler. #ModifiedMommy
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- Watching GOT even though I agreed to wait for my husband. NOT FUCKING SORRY HOLY SHIT19.10.2018
- My mom needs to the our furnace checked before we can turn the heat on. It's literally freezing. My husband and I have a small heater in our room with our son b…19.10.20182 комментария
- Our day today. All in all it had its ups and downs but all in all it was a good day. If only all of them could be this easy going lol First, is the text I send …19.10.20182 лайка
- So my in-laws got my son this fancy looking training potty. Months ago I was sick and puking all night and I tried sitting on it so I wouldn't have to kneel on …12.10.20183 комментария
- I kept leaving my slippers and moccasins outside and I kept forgetting to bring them in. After months of weather damage and general outside grossness I finally …11.10.20182 лайка
- Any other ladies on the nuva ring?11.10.20181 комментарий
- At 1am I started a load of laundry. At 1:30am I realized the garbage can in my bathroom needed to be washed. At 2am I made two large pitchers of coffee so I can…11.10.2018
- https://www.romper.com/p/10-reasons-why-i-wont-apologize-for-giving-my-toddler-a-pacifier-9133215?utm_campaign=romper&utm_medium=owned&utm_source=facebook I pos…29.09.20185 комментариев1 лайк
- It's 7:30am. Both my toddler and my pup are still fast asleep. I've had a hot and fresh cup of coffee. This feels so wrong but I'm very okay with it.29.09.20182 лайка
- So Bed Bath and Beyond started off fun and silly (1st picture) then it went downhill so fast because he couldn't hide in the shelves anymore. I brought him out …28.09.20181 комментарий12 лайков
- THAT'S MY BOY!! I gave him my keys to play with while loading the car with groceries and he specifically picks up my N64 controller keychain and starts trying t…28.09.201811 лайков
- It's 6am and my toddler is yelling at me because he can't and I won't let him move the couch. Good morning.28.09.20183 лайка
- Current mood. I wish I could cover my uterus in bengay.25.09.20181 комментарий
- Recently moved into the upstairs apartment in my house which was previously my sister's. EVERY FUCKING MORNING I try to get my puppy outside early enough so his…21.09.2018
- The pup and toddler won't let me sit in the shower or tub to shave my legs. (I try to shave before I shower so I don't run out of hot water). SO I grabbed a pla…20.09.20185 лайков
- Don't you love when people who don't have kids make comments on your parenting?15.09.20186 комментариев8 лайков
- Yesterday my lil man turned 2! I can't believe how big he's getting 3 pictures of him are from yesterday in the outfit his auntie got him. The one of my belly i…14.09.20184 лайка
- I forgot to post this before. But throwback to one of my only baby bump pictures August 9th, 2016 and he came September 13th. It's weird how slowly time feels w…07.09.20182 комментария5 лайков
- I forgot that last night my son decided to roll in his Cheerios that he threw a tantrum to have. This morning I saw the mess he made in his pack n play, so inst…07.09.20185 комментариев2 лайка
- I forgot that last night my son decided to roll in his Cheerios that he threw a tantrum to have. This morning I saw the mess he made in his pack n play, so inst…07.09.20187 лайков
- My lil man has an ear ache still after 5ish days (He was staying with my in laws when it started). Putting him to sleep is a total fucking nightmare. And his bi…06.09.2018
- Any other Mama's out there feel like a glass of wine after a long and very hard day helps? I normally don't drink in my house but today really got to me and I d…01.09.20183 комментария3 лайка
- So I'm posting here for mental health related. Delete if this is not appropriate on this channel. Any other Mama's out there feel like a glass of wine after a l…01.09.20183 комментария5 лайков
- I think I fucked up nap time. My son fell asleep in his pack n play and when I went to pick him up to put him in his room I apparently picked him up wrong. Now …31.08.2018
- So for the first time in awhile it's a cool 70 degrees out and I'm really thinking of taking my children (toddler and pup) for a good 35 minute walk, because a …31.08.20181 лайк
- Just saw this and I feel kinda special for being acknowledged lmfao thanks #MomLife30.08.20183 лайка
- https://youtu.be/ayiro7rljIo It starts at 1:06. These videos always make my laugh and I love it23.08.2018
- I'm sitting on my porch with a comfy hoodie on. I haven't done this in months. Can it please stay chilly in the mid 60's today? #SweaterWeatherIsMyFavorite23.08.20183 комментария3 лайка
- So I was just swiftering my kitchen floor so I could get a head start on the day. My slipper flung off when I kicked a dog toy away, I went too fast over my sti…23.08.20182 комментария2 лайка
- Looking at old selfies: Con: Wondering why and how you let yourself "go". Pro: Super realistic positive inspiration? I don't know how I let myself get like this…16.08.20185 комментариев3 лайка
- Seriously missing my glorious beast today.15.08.20183 комментария3 лайка
- So my son's (2yo) most recent obsession is fishes. Remember those old aquarium screensavers? Apparently on the Amazon fire stick you can download some free slig…15.08.20183 лайка
- I feel like keeping my toddler and puppy alive have really prepared me for the responsibilities of owning a plant.15.08.20184 комментария6 лайков
- Toddlers are weird lil creatures. My (almost 2 year old) son is running around the living room saying "fishies" over and over in his adorable voice and randomly…15.08.20182 комментария8 лайков