alyssa hoffmaster
@alyssa_hoffmaster·Мама троих детей
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- My baby has pink eye 😩😩😢
- Yesterday evening my daughter had a pinkish line across the crease of her eye,it also looked swollen since then too. She woke up with a crusty eye but...
- My daughter digs her nails into my boob every single time she eats and it feels like needles piercing my skin and no matter how many times I cut her...
- My boyfriend had nightmares as a child. Nightmares with a demon in them trying to kill him or take him ect. Well he still has them every once in awhil...
- Today is my sons birthday and I have been planning on taking my sons to this one place for months but for one thing my boyfriend doesn’t think they de...
- One of my neighbors in my complex just murdered they’re 6 month old baby and put it in a Tupperware container 😡😢😢😢 I was in tears this morning bec...
- My daughter grips my boobs and digs her claw nails into my skin while she’s eating! What can I do to stop this. It hurts so bad. I cut her nails all t...
- My sons took all of their matched socks out of the drawer and took them apart to put their toys in. I was so frustrated because I already have enoug...
- I can’t believe my baby is 4 months old already 😩 where is the time going !
- We were supposed to get 12-18 inches and so far we don’t even have an inch yet.... I’m honestly disappointed because I wanted to be snowed in today
- So my boyfriend met this guy on his PlayStation while playing a game and he wanted to get to know me and my boyfriend and I guess sext and eventually ...
- So my son tells his dad the other day about his dream about a brown monster with fire around him. And my boyfriend was so scared because he had that s...
- Couldn’t find a place to nurse my daughter in the mall so we are sitting in the Kohl’s dressing room and eating. Not as comfortable as it looks lol
- Boyfriend got his income tax today and paid all his bills and it’s pretty much gone 😩 him not having a job is really taking a toll
- I’ve barely been on this app in a couple weeks 😩 I haven’t been off of this app since I found out I was pregnant lol i need more time in a day
- My boyfriend needs a root canal and is in so much tooth pain right now. He has no insurance and we have no money and I don’t know what to do 😢
- My boyfriend is Puerto Rican and he is always saying that I don’t get certain stuff because I’m white. Like I wouldn’t relate as much to black panther...
- My poor little girl has a bad cold that she got from me 😢😢 I’ve been using he saline and nosefrieda and I have a vapor steam next to her swing and I...
- Really don’t want to use the smiley emoji after watching the emoji movie 😂😂 but this movie is so cute
- I am completely surprised, my boyfriend surprised me with something for Valentine’s Day
- Me and my boyfriend haven’t done gifts in years... his type of romantic gift is picking out laugerie from the closet for me to wear and having sex 😑 ...
- That moment when you get your period on Valentine’s Day..... boyfriend gets nothing tonight 😂😂 that’s how we got our daughter last year 😂
- Happy Valentine’s Day!!!
- So I want to buy my daughter that graco 4ever car seat but she’s not sitting up by herself yet. Should I wait till she can sit up to use it? because w...
- So the kids I nanny for got my sick, I feel like crap and have to work 12 hours with the tomorrow. I hate those kids with a passion but money is money...
- Filed my taxes and have to wait 3-4 weeks 😩 I just want to shop and pay all my bills now lol
- I just watched a video that was saying how letting a baby cry for long periods of time leads to more aggressive behavior when older,learning disabilit...
- I know this sounds horrible but I just want a break from being a mom right now 😩 I’m at my breaking point 😔
- When your baby won’t take a bottle and your nipples hurt so bad 😢😢 plus she’s cluster feeding.... I’m in pain
- My mom went into the hospital because of being in so much pain... she thought she had an ingrown hair or something down there but turns out she had ce...
- I’ve been cooking so much today, I don’t want to cook for a long time 😂😂 I made breakfast for the boys, Then pancakes and bacon for us. Then I meal ...
- Getting more snow! I couldn’t go to my breastfeeding support group last time because of the weather and now today😩 it’s only twice a month and it rea...
- So me and my boyfriend decide to have sex while the kids were occupied and so we locked the bathroom door and halfway into it my sons come knocking on...
- My baby is 3 months old today 😔time is flying by but at the same time I feel like I’ve had her a lot longer than that lol
- My 3 loves
- My daughter screams every time we are in the car, stops crying while on the highway but as soon as we stop at a red light or to get food she starts sc...
- Is today the day to wake up early? I’m a nanny on the weekends and the little girl went to bed at midnight and woke up at 7 😑 then my daughter decide...
- My son has been acting weird today... he’s all pale and has red circles under his eyes 😢 and I have to go to work. I hope it’s not something serious
- Has anyone watched Fun Mom dinner on Netflix??? It’s so funny. And so relatable 😂😂😂
- That moment when your boyfriend has been messaging someone on Snapchat the whole day 😡 like who is it? I’m very insecure for good reason lol things ...
- My boyfriend just lost his new job because someone filed a anonymous complaint about him 😑😢 I don’t even know what to do at this point
- How long do you guys usually pump for? I usually stop at 10-15 minutes because not much comes out after that
- I just want someone to play with my hair all day!!!
- Last night my boyfriend got mad at my son and afterwords he said he doesn’t know if he can do this anymore.... I was like this as in being a boyfriend...
- My daughter just drank an ounce of formula from a bottle!! From her this is a huge deal!!! She always refused the bottle before regardless of if it wa...
- My son thinks that when I feed the baby that one side is water and one side is milk 😂😂
- I’m going to the gym tomorrow with my MIL and my boyfriends aunt... I have major anxiety about it because I hate working out in front of people becaus...
- My sons love their sister (and yes I know I used the wrong they’re ) 😂😂
- The one thing that annoys me about the show “this is us” is that the mom is so obsessed with making sure her daughter doesn’t eat to many sweets and m...
- So my kids were up and playing while I slept for a little, and they went to the kitchen to get chocolate pudding, I told them I I didn’t want them get...