Mary
@littlelamby
Мама дочки (9 лет)
США, Джорджия, Calhoun
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- What they don't tell you about postpartum is that you'll be fine, but you'll rip your hair out. And then it'll fall out. Massively. Every time you run a brush t…29.11.20165 лайков
- I love the part of the morning after the baby goes back to sleep and I'm the only one awake... no one screaming for boobs while I eat my chicken nuggets from la…24.11.20165 лайков
- Well, this sucks. Yesterday I had my first period in almost a year. I haven't had one since December 6th and man, it sucks!15.11.20162 лайка
- Mommies with Netflix who breastfeed, go watch Breastmilk! It is such a fascinating documentary!11.11.20163 комментария4 лайка
- #game 1. 😳 2. 🍟 3. 👠👢💋💄💃🏼10.11.20167 комментариев1 лайк
- Every mom close to me was a single mother and has multiple kids. I have one child (she turned 2 months this week!) and a supportive husband. They make fun of me…05.11.20166 комментариев2 лайка
- Asking for a friend. "I just had a baby about two months ago and i smoked half a joint last night but my husband was sober and watching the baby. Am I a bad mot…30.10.20168 комментариев
- My neighbor is screaming at her 3 and 2 year old kids from the basement in her house... I know, because I've been listening to it all morning. I sure hate mom s…29.10.20163 комментария3 лайка
- Love this little piggy!!!26.10.20165 лайков
- I'm just so frustrated sometimes at all the unsolicited advice. Like, my neighbor (who never really talked to her kids, so they have speech issues) is pressurin…24.10.20165 комментариев
- I sure do love this little girl. She has gotten so big!28.09.20166 лайков
- What diapers does everyone like best and why? Why don't you like other kinds? So far I like the way pampers fits on her and keeps everything in, huggies are goo…19.09.20164 комментария1 лайк
- CAN I HAVE MY BOOBIES BACK PLEASE? YOU ATE TWELVE TIMES. MY BOOBIES CAN'T KEEP UP.14.09.20162 лайка
- Awake... For now.13.09.20167 лайков
- This precious little monster, Celia Diane, was born on Saturday, September 3, 2016. She weighed exactly 6lbs and was exactly 20in long. She was delivered via em…08.09.20162 комментария14 лайков
- Screw this!!! Get outta me child 😩23.08.20162 комментария8 лайков
- Okay, so, sometimes I buy stuff for my hair in the "ethnic" section because duh, better curl care sense and everything. And so I have by some stroke of luck fou…06.08.20166 комментариев4 лайка
- It's so late but I really just want to go take a nice shower and shave and then come to bed... I think I will.31.07.20161 лайк
- I just wanna see my coochie 😩😩😩20.07.20163 комментария12 лайков
- So, my baby shower is next Saturday. I'll be a day short of 33 weeks. I'm so freaking worried that I won't get anything I need for CeCe. I'm worried that I won'…14.07.20166 комментариев3 лайка
- Ladies, did you have your baby daddy at your baby shower? Bobby doesn't think he should go because it's "the mother's thing"... But I want him there, because it…06.07.201615 комментариев
- Don't touch my belly without asking. DON'T touch my belly without asking! DON'T TOUCH MY BELLY WITHOUT ASKING.06.07.20163 комментария21 лайк
- I feel so much better after sleeping and sex 😂😂😂02.07.20167 лайков
- I. Am. Trying. To. Sleep. TAKE YOUR FUCKING KID OUT OF MY TENT.02.07.20164 лайка
- Dude, it's not good enough to say "oh, that's just how I am, I'm an asshole". Have some fucking respect. Your jokes are not funny. The second time you met me (a…01.07.20165 лайков
- Dear second trimester freedom, please come back 😩 Dear third trimester, you suck. My back hurts and my belly is so big and it hurts. I have to pee all the time …01.07.20166 лайков
- Just FYI, you can go to Sonic and buy a bag of ice (Yes, my iron is fine, I just like ice). Different locations charge different prices, but mine was $2 a bag b…23.06.20165 комментариев7 лайков
- I was hungry, so I cooked what I wanted to eat 😋😋 sloppy joes and macaroni20.06.20161 комментарий9 лайков
- Lady, don't fucking touch my belly without asking OR assume the baby is named after you when I already told you it isn't. I wouldn't name my kid after you if my…19.06.20167 лайков
- Definitely not excited to have to see my (deceased) mother's side of the family tomorrow. If it weren't for my Papaw (we're celebrating Father's Day with him at…18.06.20161 лайк
- I am the only person I know who can go through and outlet mall and only spend $20 😂😂😂16.06.20162 комментария7 лайков
- Mommies! Sam's club will send you a cool box of goodies for your kids, up until elementary age!! http://bit.ly/1Uz7O4V15.06.20168 лайков
- Alright look. It's hot, we're all sweaty, most of us stink. If your deodorant isn't helping with stink, put some rubbing alcohol under your arms in the morning …15.06.20162 комментария10 лайков
- Well, if my morning was any inclination of how my day will go, I'm in for a rough day. 😞14.06.20162 лайка
- Appointment at 9am... Can't eat until after. Guess I should get up and get my ass ready. 😒😴14.06.20165 лайков
- Oh, you know. Just waiting for the day when I can actually see my coochie without a mirror again, that's all. 😂13.06.20161 комментарий15 лайков
- Dear aunt (the one that I do like, sometimes anyway), Why tf you gotta stress me out about my registry tho? You telling me that no one is going to even glance a…10.06.2016
- I'm hungry and was hoping to get to leave the house because I did my makeup all nice and everything... After not answering any phone calls or texts they tell me…09.06.2016
- So, my aunt (the one I don't like) sent me a target gift card as a graduation gift. My closest Target is about 20 miles away, so ordered stuff online. None of t…09.06.20166 лайков
- All you girls are posting pictures of your babies and I'm just staring at the pretty crocheted blankets y'all have 😂😂😂08.06.20161 комментарий10 лайков
- Apparently cats who hate everything, love to be swaddled. And yeah, I know, this wasn't the best swaddle in the world but it's a cat for goodness sake 😂08.06.20164 комментария10 лайков
- Gotta love seeing baby clothes drying on the line. I was hit with the nesting bug again today 😍😍07.06.201611 лайков
- Does anyone else wash their baby's clothes with Sun Free & Clear? Does anyone else hand wash their baby's clothes? I decided it would be best to hand wash them …06.06.20161 комментарий
- I have done so much today... Guess the nesting bug kicked in once I convinced Bobby to start putting baby things out. I also bought some more clothes and stuff …06.06.20165 лайков
- So Bobby doesn't understand at all why I'm so upset now... We have so few clothes for CeCe that are even remotely girly... And then so few clothes in general. I…05.06.20163 комментария
- Her pack and play and her dresser! Crib pics will come when I get her bedding! 💝💝💝05.06.20165 лайков
- I didn't get too much money for graduation, but I did get enough to take us all out to eat Mexican tonight and still have some leftover. El Nopal is just so fre…05.06.20161 лайк
- Lazy boys... Wake up and take me to Chik-fil-a!!!04.06.20163 комментария5 лайков
- So I was going to take the time to put a waist band on this skirt, but I'm lazy and it fits nicer this way, plus it will double as a nursing shirt! 😂😂04.06.20162 лайка
- I met a lovely woman at Walmart this morning. I happened to park in front of her and her buggy was full. I could also tell that she had some troubles walking, s…04.06.20165 лайков