Mary
@littlelamby·Мама дочки (9 лет)
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- What they don't tell you about postpartum is that you'll be fine, but you'll rip your hair out. And then it'll fall out. Massively. Every time you run...
- I love the part of the morning after the baby goes back to sleep and I'm the only one awake... no one screaming for boobs while I eat my chicken nugge...
- Well, this sucks. Yesterday I had my first period in almost a year. I haven't had one since December 6th and man, it sucks!
- Mommies with Netflix who breastfeed, go watch Breastmilk! It is such a fascinating documentary!
- #game 1. 😳 2. 3.
- Every mom close to me was a single mother and has multiple kids. I have one child (she turned 2 months this week!) and a supportive husband. They make...
- Asking for a friend. "I just had a baby about two months ago and i smoked half a joint last night but my husband was sober and watching the baby. Am ...
- My neighbor is screaming at her 3 and 2 year old kids from the basement in her house... I know, because I've been listening to it all morning. I sure ...
- Love this little piggy!!!
- I'm just so frustrated sometimes at all the unsolicited advice. Like, my neighbor (who never really talked to her kids, so they have speech issues) is...
- I sure do love this little girl. She has gotten so big!
- What diapers does everyone like best and why? Why don't you like other kinds? So far I like the way pampers fits on her and keeps everything in, huggi...
- CAN I HAVE MY BOOBIES BACK PLEASE? YOU ATE TWELVE TIMES. MY BOOBIES CAN'T KEEP UP.
- Awake... For now.
- This precious little monster, Celia Diane, was born on Saturday, September 3, 2016. She weighed exactly 6lbs and was exactly 20in long. She was delive...
- Screw this!!! Get outta me child 😩
- Okay, so, sometimes I buy stuff for my hair in the "ethnic" section because duh, better curl care sense and everything. And so I have by some stroke o...
- It's so late but I really just want to go take a nice shower and shave and then come to bed... I think I will.
- I just wanna see my coochie 😩😩😩
- So, my baby shower is next Saturday. I'll be a day short of 33 weeks. I'm so freaking worried that I won't get anything I need for CeCe. I'm worried ...
- Ladies, did you have your baby daddy at your baby shower? Bobby doesn't think he should go because it's "the mother's thing"... But I want him there, ...
- Don't touch my belly without asking. DON'T touch my belly without asking! DON'T TOUCH MY BELLY WITHOUT ASKING.
- I feel so much better after sleeping and sex 😂😂😂
- I. Am. Trying. To. Sleep. TAKE YOUR FUCKING KID OUT OF MY TENT.
- Dude, it's not good enough to say "oh, that's just how I am, I'm an asshole". Have some fucking respect. Your jokes are not funny. The second time you...
- Dear second trimester freedom, please come back 😩 Dear third trimester, you suck. My back hurts and my belly is so big and it hurts. I have to pee al...
- Just FYI, you can go to Sonic and buy a bag of ice (Yes, my iron is fine, I just like ice). Different locations charge different prices, but mine was ...
- I was hungry, so I cooked what I wanted to eat 😋😋 sloppy joes and macaroni
- Lady, don't fucking touch my belly without asking OR assume the baby is named after you when I already told you it isn't. I wouldn't name my kid after...
- Definitely not excited to have to see my (deceased) mother's side of the family tomorrow. If it weren't for my Papaw (we're celebrating Father's Day w...
- I am the only person I know who can go through and outlet mall and only spend $20 😂😂😂
- Mommies! Sam's club will send you a cool box of goodies for your kids, up until elementary age!! http://bit.ly/1Uz7O4V
- Alright look. It's hot, we're all sweaty, most of us stink. If your deodorant isn't helping with stink, put some rubbing alcohol under your arms in th...
- Well, if my morning was any inclination of how my day will go, I'm in for a rough day. 😞
- Appointment at 9am... Can't eat until after. Guess I should get up and get my ass ready. 😒😴
- Oh, you know. Just waiting for the day when I can actually see my coochie without a mirror again, that's all. 😂
- Dear aunt (the one that I do like, sometimes anyway), Why tf you gotta stress me out about my registry tho? You telling me that no one is going to ev...
- I'm hungry and was hoping to get to leave the house because I did my makeup all nice and everything... After not answering any phone calls or texts th...
- So, my aunt (the one I don't like) sent me a target gift card as a graduation gift. My closest Target is about 20 miles away, so ordered stuff online....
- All you girls are posting pictures of your babies and I'm just staring at the pretty crocheted blankets y'all have 😂😂😂
- Apparently cats who hate everything, love to be swaddled. And yeah, I know, this wasn't the best swaddle in the world but it's a cat for goodness sake...
- Gotta love seeing baby clothes drying on the line. I was hit with the nesting bug again today 😍😍
- Does anyone else wash their baby's clothes with Sun Free & Clear? Does anyone else hand wash their baby's clothes? I decided it would be best to hand ...
- I have done so much today... Guess the nesting bug kicked in once I convinced Bobby to start putting baby things out. I also bought some more clothes ...
- So Bobby doesn't understand at all why I'm so upset now... We have so few clothes for CeCe that are even remotely girly... And then so few clothes in ...
- Her pack and play and her dresser! Crib pics will come when I get her bedding!
- I didn't get too much money for graduation, but I did get enough to take us all out to eat Mexican tonight and still have some leftover. El Nopal is j...
- Lazy boys... Wake up and take me to Chik-fil-a!!!
- So I was going to take the time to put a waist band on this skirt, but I'm lazy and it fits nicer this way, plus it will double as a nursing shirt! 😂...
- I met a lovely woman at Walmart this morning. I happened to park in front of her and her buggy was full. I could also tell that she had some troubles ...