Dear aunt (the one that I do like, sometimes anyway),

Why tf you gotta stress me out about my registry tho? You telling me that no one is going to even glance at my registry doesn't help anything. Yeah I know asking for receipts is tacky, I still want to do it. Yeah I know I'm just going to get clothes even though I'm asking people to give money gifts in the place of clothes. It sucks. Why you gotta tell me this shit tho? It sucks even more that I'm broke and there are literally two things on my registry that I actually want, the rest is shit that I need. And to put diapers back on the registry or nah? Like why can't I just ask for the money to buy the shit myself if ain't nobody gonna give me receipts to return it or ain't nobody gonna buy me shit I need...