Что делать, если папа уронил крем-чиз с халапеньо на спину, а ты беременна и не достаёшь? Сестра выручила!

“This just in news 11 dad dropped cream cheese from his jalapeño popper onto my back and I’m too fat and pregnant to reach it to lick it off. My sister Sadie licked it off before my mom could get to it so she’s going to likely have explosive diarrhea.”