Pet peeves #4: don't fucking talk to me while I'm on the phone trying my best to explain shit.

My son had a stomach bug last night where he was barfing and throwing up all morning.i finally call his doc.i offer for dad to get on the phone.but he say go ahead....the minute I get on the phone. He tryna tell me what to say.WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU JUST TALK!!!!! ok I'm done lol