We’re watching the last Hunger Games movie which neither of us have never seen...

ME: I don’t remember Effie making it through all 3 books. Maybe they kept her in the story because she’s Elizabeth Banks.

HUSBAND:

ME: Are you awake?

HUSBAND: Yeah.

ME: Are your eyes open?

HUSBAND: *mumbles something*

ME: What?

HUSBAND: *mumbles exact same thing*

ME: *silence* Did you just say “My eyes are holding up the back windshield”?

HUSBAND: Yeah.

ME: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?!?!?! #myfirstpost