When you're married and it's not wrong to sound like a Hoe. 🤣 Me:" I'll let you fck me in the @ss for a Hash brown and Mcgriddle from McDonald's this morning."My husband : " Sure , anything for you honey " Me. Squirms cause I hate anal but too lazy to cook this morning. 🤐
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A hash brown and mcgriddle and your husband gets anal?? My husband would do buy me a 2021 car for anal 😂 i just cant let him do me from behind 😩😬
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This is something I'd say to my husband.. not gross at all but funny relationship joke. And I'd actually do it to. I guess not everyone has the same sort of relationships with their partners/husbands. Can't see their relationship lasting. At the end of the day a marriage is about give and take. My husband does things for me that he doesn't 100% like and vice versa. It's called life.
Yes mam. I'm pretty sure she's boring in real life & with sex lol
Girl 🤣🤣 nooo not Macdonalds.
I personally dont get the big deal.
Me and my husband joke all the time like this. Come from both of us but we have a different sense of humor. Than most couples. Like we will joke about the other having a bf, or gf to ask them.
Or he will make a bet if if he wins he wants something sexual thats 1 of two things for a week straight. If i win im taking his money or hes buy me whatever i want an he can't say noo😆
Basically the same thing
Yes, same with us lol but really we ended up getting Wendy's anyhow. This was before his dental apt. He was in alot of pain with an infected tooth & had to get it pulled. So a little ass never hurt anybody LOL
@kimsnowden8593 🤣 if it works to get his mind off the pain them go for it lol
😂😂
I’ve never did anal 🙅🏻♀️ I’ve been with my man for 9 years and he’s never ever asked ☺️... and I’m super happy for that 🤣 fr tho if a guy wants anal a lot I be like 👀👀🤦🏻♀️
This is hilarious. I use it to get bigger things I know he'll usually say no to. 😂
Oh yeah lol or if you suck them off they'll give you anything that day. 🤣
I guess I’m gross and sell my myself to my husband for food. What a fruit loop we have up there 👆😂😂
This is nasty “I hate it but will do it for food.” Regardless of marriage honey you’re selling yourself. Gross.
@monstermommax3, No, I don’t need one. Sorry you haven’t been able to realize these things til you had a daughter. 😕
@ekko, growing up a lot of shit that shouldn’t have been normalized was. 🤷🏼♀️
A hash brown and mcgriddle and your husband gets anal?? My husband would do buy me a 2021 car for anal 😂 i just cant let him do me from behind 😩😬
@kimsnowden8593
Lol youre brave.. If my husband wants to stick something up my butt he better let me stick something up his first.. 😭
@mommyof.1 No I really don't like it. Feels like you're trying to take a shit In reverse. 🙄
🤣🤣🤣 For real tho. Like the 1st time in 3 years.
but first this is the test I got excited about, I
took it later yesterday morning at only 8dpo.
Did I get excited for nothing? :(
I didn't tell anyone other than preggie and hubby, I showed him the test and he was so happy it breaks my heart. Ik I still have a week before my period is even due so Ik If I was I'm very early but that negative this morning has me honestly crushed! what do you think by this test? what would you have thought? :(
What would you be thinking now if you got a neg the nex...
It's 3AM here where I am. I see so many mom's up just like me! To all you beautiful ladies good morning. Where are you guys from?
Watch out ladies. Got another creeper. Sent me a request this morning.
I guess I’m gross and sell my myself to my husband for food. What a fruit loop we have up there 👆😂😂