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Kimberly Snowden
Kimberly Snowden
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When you're married and it's not wrong to sound like a Hoe. 🤣 Me:" I'll let you fck me in the @ss for a Hash brown and…

When you're married and it's not wrong to sound like a Hoe. 🤣 Me:" I'll let you fck me in the @ss for a Hash brown and Mcgriddle from McDonald's this morning."My husband : " Sure , anything for you honey " Me. Squirms cause I hate anal but too lazy to cook this morning. 🤐

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mommyof.1

Sexymama4ever

Мама двоих (1 год, 8 лет), ждёт третьего

A hash brown and mcgriddle and your husband gets anal?? My husband would do buy me a 2021 car for anal 😂 i just cant let him do me from behind 😩😬

kimsnowden8593

Kimberly Snowden

Мама дочки-младенца

Lmao.. I'm simple. Just give me a snack & some fast food. 😋 I hate McDonald's lunch but I love their breakfast so that's what I wanted. 🤣

kimsnowden8593

Kimberly Snowden

Мама дочки-младенца

He been begging me for years. I just finally gave in LOL

mommyof.1

Sexymama4ever

Мама двоих (1 год, 8 лет), ждёт третьего

Lol youre brave.. If my husband wants to stick something up my butt he better let me stick something up his first.. 😭

kimsnowden8593

Kimberly Snowden

Мама дочки-младенца

No I really don't like it. Feels like you're trying to take a shit In reverse. 🙄

mommyof.1

Sexymama4ever

Мама двоих (1 год, 8 лет), ждёт третьего

Hahah eww 🙊

jays.mom.

JWDx4 Momma🦈🦖🦄🧚‍♀️

I guess I’m gross and sell my myself to my husband for food. What a fruit loop we have up there 👆😂😂

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heatherlou88

Heather

Oh heck no.🤣

kimsnowden8593

Kimberly Snowden

Мама дочки-младенца

🤣🤣🤣 For real tho. Like the 1st time in 3 years.

heatherlou88

Heather

@kimsnowden8593😂😂

mommyof.1

Sexymama4ever

Мама двоих (1 год, 8 лет), ждёт третьего

A hash brown and mcgriddle and your husband gets anal?? My husband would do buy me a 2021 car for anal 😂 i just cant let him do me from behind 😩😬

mommyof.1

Sexymama4ever

Мама двоих (1 год, 8 лет), ждёт третьего

@kimsnowden8593

Lol youre brave.. If my husband wants to stick something up my butt he better let me stick something up his first.. 😭

kimsnowden8593

Kimberly Snowden

Мама дочки-младенца

No I really don't like it. Feels like you're trying to take a shit In reverse. 🙄

mommyof.1

Sexymama4ever

Мама двоих (1 год, 8 лет), ждёт третьего

Hahah eww 🙊

monstermommax3

Jasmine

Мама троих детей, ждёт четвёртого

This is nasty “I hate it but will do it for food.” Regardless of marriage honey you’re selling yourself. Gross.

monstermommax3

Jasmine

Мама троих детей, ждёт четвёртого

@ekko, 🤷🏼‍♀️ would you like a cookie?

ekko

The EK 💋

No, I don’t need one. Sorry you haven’t been able to realize these things til you had a daughter. 😕

monstermommax3

Jasmine

Мама троих детей, ждёт четвёртого

growing up a lot of shit that shouldn’t have been normalized was. 🤷🏼‍♀️

jays.mom.

JWDx4 Momma🦈🦖🦄🧚‍♀️

I guess I’m gross and sell my myself to my husband for food. What a fruit loop we have up there 👆😂😂

scream.queen

scream.queen

This is hilarious. I use it to get bigger things I know he'll usually say no to. 😂

kimsnowden8593

Kimberly Snowden

Мама дочки-младенца

Oh yeah lol or if you suck them off they'll give you anything that day. 🤣

bodybycheetos

BakingDaddy

There's always that one person.

meaniehead

...

Мама троих детей

Seriously 😂

aliciaandmy4

Boss Momma

😂😂


I’ve never did anal 🙅🏻‍♀️ I’ve been with my man for 9 years and he’s never ever asked ☺️... and I’m super happy for that 🤣 fr tho if a guy wants anal a lot I be like 👀👀🤦🏻‍♀️

kimsnowden8593

Kimberly Snowden

Мама дочки-младенца

My 1st response was " Go fuck the cat " lol

albertrettazariah1386

Retta Rodriguez

Многодетная мама (6 детей), беременна

Girl 🤣🤣 nooo not Macdonalds.

I personally dont get the big deal.

Me and my husband joke all the time like this. Come from both of us but we have a different sense of humor. Than most couples. Like we will joke about the other having a bf, or gf to ask them.

Or he will make a bet if if he wins he wants something sexual thats 1 of two things for a week straight. If i win im taking his money or hes buy me whatever i want an he can't say noo😆

Basically the same thing

kimsnowden8593

Kimberly Snowden

Мама дочки-младенца

Yes, same with us lol but really we ended up getting Wendy's anyhow. This was before his dental apt. He was in alot of pain with an infected tooth & had to get it pulled. So a little ass never hurt anybody LOL

albertrettazariah1386

Retta Rodriguez

Многодетная мама (6 детей), беременна

🤣 if it works to get his mind off the pain them go for it lol

kimsnowden8593

Kimberly Snowden

Мама дочки-младенца

danniijohn

Dannii

This is something I'd say to my husband.. not gross at all but funny relationship joke. And I'd actually do it to. I guess not everyone has the same sort of relationships with their partners/husbands. Can't see their relationship lasting. At the end of the day a marriage is about give and take. My husband does things for me that he doesn't 100% like and vice versa. It's called life.

kimsnowden8593

Kimberly Snowden

Мама дочки-младенца

Yes mam. I'm pretty sure she's boring in real life & with sex lol

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