My SO makes me laugh so much

So my husband and I were eating dinner earlier and he randomly tells me how beautiful I am and compares me to Cindy Crawford saying I look like her. Well of course I'm eating it all up and I tell him how sweet he is.

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irisdiaz33

Lmao. @kill Sounds like something that happens in a movie!

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I had a ex BF get pissa$$ drunk during mosquito season up north. He went to take a pee, passed out over a rock with his pants and underwear down ALL NIGHT LONG..... Hahahah I'll just leave my story there!!! Rofl

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Bahahaha mona I swear me and him are the same person.

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Omg I'm dying over here!

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Lol I'm all about it being steamy but it was too hot for my skin lol. Guh the butt eater poll... Smh I just can't. Lol

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irisdiaz33

35% of R&R does. Lol

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EW. OMG. Who would like that?!?!?

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irisdiaz33

Mona like eating the booty ?

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irisdiaz33

Lwallace Lol.. I recently had a sexual shower escapade. It resulted in a flood of water all the way to my bedroom.

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NO! That's the best sex ??? he throws in all the extras

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irisdiaz33

Mona stop getting your man drunk ?

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irisdiaz33

@kristen ? One time my husband had a HUGE one on his nose and I noticed it. I didn't want to embarrass him so I down played it and told him "babe you have a little something on your nose" He gets up to go bathroom and checks in the mirror and started laughing so hard and loud. I was giggling in the other room because it really was huge.

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I don't know that this is the same. But dh and I were dtd in the shower and dh was behind me next to the faucet. Well he leaned back and turned the water temp up to scalding. I screamed and then kept saying "it's hot, it's hot, it's hot!" he look dumbfounded for a min then turned the temp down. Later he told me he thought he stuck it in my tush and that is why I was screaming. Lol. It was awesome.

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One time my SO got drunk and peed in his sock drawer. ?

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This morning my fiancé got out of the shower and came to give me a kiss and tried to be cute, and he had a booger stuck to his forehead. ?

I thought that was pretty hilarious.

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irisdiaz33

Really. No funny stories. Boo

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irisdiaz33

? Thanks nes

Far, far from Cindy Crawford though.?

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I wouldn't know, I'm a few beers deep ??

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irisdiaz33

Oh gosh. ? Sobriety sucks

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Bahahaha OMG totally made me laugh out loud. But seriously, I was just thinking earlier looking at your snaps how hot you are.

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