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My SO makes me laugh so much

My SO makes me laugh so much

So my husband and I were eating dinner earlier and he randomly tells me how beautiful I am and compares me to Cindy Crawford saying I look like her. Well of course I'm eating it all up and I tell him how sweet he is.

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irisdiaz33

Iris

Lmao. @kill Sounds like something that happens in a movie!

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I had a ex BF get pissa$$ drunk during mosquito season up north. He went to take a pee, passed out over a rock with his pants and underwear down ALL NIGHT LONG..... Hahahah I'll just leave my story there!!! Rofl

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Bahahaha mona I swear me and him are the same person.

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Omg I'm dying over here!

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Lol I'm all about it being steamy but it was too hot for my skin lol. Guh the butt eater poll... Smh I just can't. Lol

irisdiaz33

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35% of R&R does. Lol

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EW. OMG. Who would like that?!?!?

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irisdiaz33

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Mona like eating the booty ?

irisdiaz33

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Lwallace Lol.. I recently had a sexual shower escapade. It resulted in a flood of water all the way to my bedroom.

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NO! That's the best sex ??? he throws in all the extras

irisdiaz33

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Mona stop getting your man drunk ?

irisdiaz33

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@kristen ? One time my husband had a HUGE one on his nose and I noticed it. I didn't want to embarrass him so I down played it and told him "babe you have a little something on your nose" He gets up to go bathroom and checks in the mirror and started laughing so hard and loud. I was giggling in the other room because it really was huge.

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I don't know that this is the same. But dh and I were dtd in the shower and dh was behind me next to the faucet. Well he leaned back and turned the water temp up to scalding. I screamed and then kept saying "it's hot, it's hot, it's hot!" he look dumbfounded for a min then turned the temp down. Later he told me he thought he stuck it in my tush and that is why I was screaming. Lol. It was awesome.

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One time my SO got drunk and peed in his sock drawer. ?

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This morning my fiancé got out of the shower and came to give me a kiss and tried to be cute, and he had a booger stuck to his forehead. ?

I thought that was pretty hilarious.

irisdiaz33

Iris

Really. No funny stories. Boo

irisdiaz33

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? Thanks nes

Far, far from Cindy Crawford though.?

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I wouldn't know, I'm a few beers deep ??

irisdiaz33

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Oh gosh. ? Sobriety sucks

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Bahahaha OMG totally made me laugh out loud. But seriously, I was just thinking earlier looking at your snaps how hot you are.

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Yesterday I went out with my boyfriend went to watch a movie, me and him don't live together yet. but point is yesterday…

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i finally let him do it I finally let DF throw away my foundations. He says I look better without it. He said he hates…

i finally let him do it I finally let DF throw away my foundations. He says I look better without it. He said he hates seeing me cover my face with make up when I can just wear mascara and eyeliner. He says it makes me look fake and he said he's not saying it to be mean, hes saying it because he cares. Im glad he's real with me. He says I have natural beauty. He says he doesn't like it when I dye my hair or wear make up because he loves my natural beauty. I know some girls feel as though that they need make up but they don't. Make up to me is just to do it for fun and sometimes when I feel insecure. Hes the only man that has made me feel beautiful without my hair straightened, without make up on and in my baggy clothes. I can burp in front of him, I can do weird things in front of him, etc. He has taught me so many things in the last (almost) 3 years and im so grateful for him. He taught me how to make pork chops and steaks, how to play some videogames, how to make white rice, how to budget, etc.