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The Mothership
The Mothership
Многодетная мама (12 детей)

I have switched over in order to grace my subjects who have moved here to mom.life from BabyBump.

I have switched over in order to grace my subjects who have moved here to mom.life from BabyBump.


I should be focused on galactic domination, but even that can get boring and I needed to frustrate myself further with determining the inner-workings of this new platform.

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joffree.

Alyssa

@icebergahead, Honestly, besides the friendships and drama on bb you and mothership were staples. ❤️ This place feels like home now!

the.mothership

The Mothership

Многодетная мама (12 детей)

I want to thank those of you who might have seen the technical difficulties my human recon puppet experienced as I guided her to set up this account. Her chip was malfunctioning and a team is on its way to run diagnostics and repair. She does not know that she is my conduit into this community.

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joffree.

Alyssa

I'm surprised by how happy this makes me. 😂

caiticat

Caiticat 🌸

So we're never gonna find out 😂

mychemicalshaymance

Shay

Mothership ❤❤❤

saailer

Saailer

Мама сына (2 года)

@caiticat, we’re never finding out lol. I think this makes me even happier though ❤️

redheadedmonster

It’s Red

Aaaaaand that’s why I never told y’all. Cuz I knew she’d show up 😂

redheadedmonster

It’s Red

@mommynes, @irisdiaz33, @i_accidentally,

carmek

C.L. Antro

I was waiting for this 🤣🖖

stormtroopers

Stormtroopers

The legacy continues!

leenie

Leenie

I love that your location is Roswell. You don't know how happy that makes me :)

cheynadavis

Cheyna Davis

Мама троих детей

This is what I call loyalty 😂🖖🏼

icebergahead

Icebergahead

Мама сына (6 лет)

⭐️⭐️My life is complete⭐️⭐️⭐️

icebergahead

Icebergahead

Мама сына (6 лет)

@joffree., me too!

i_accidentally

i_accidentally

😂so now we're never going to know

joffree.

Alyssa

@icebergahead, Honestly, besides the friendships and drama on bb you and mothership were staples. ❤️ This place feels like home now!

iwannaplay

Delia Peyton

Мама двоих (5 лет, 11 лет)

Yay 👽👽👽

caffeinated.chaos

🤐

This makes me happy... 😊😀

tee_dove

Tee Dove

Mommy! 🖤 I knew you’d come back for me 🛸

mimilovespinkkkk

Mamí Young

Мама двоих (3 года, 4 года)

Mothership 😍😍😍😍

carpetmushrooms

Abby

Мама дочки (2 года)

I love how you put you're from Roswell, NM!!!

queenmeeks

Queen Meeks

The legend continues!!

murdock_

Murdock

😍😍😍

the.mothership

The Mothership

Многодетная мама (12 детей)

I want to thank those of you who might have seen the technical difficulties my human recon puppet experienced as I guided her to set up this account. Her chip was malfunctioning and a team is on its way to run diagnostics and repair. She does not know that she is my conduit into this community.

the.mothership

The Mothership

Многодетная мама (12 детей)

@mamabird228, no, I am not your physical mother as I do not spawn humans. However, I shall rule over all of you as a mother once I arrive on your tiny planet. Sternly, yet only in your best interests as I decide them.

arow

Amanda

YASS LET THE BABY SLIP AND SLIDE WARS BEGIN!!

oddie

👾👾👾

Многодетная мама (5 детей)

Welcome

eatmyassfromtheback-kthanks

Sistersmainpiece

Mothership 😍. Now we are a complete bb family 🙌🏽

tee_dove

Tee Dove

@arow, let’s not remind her of how baby oil is made 😅

haslberry

Nunya Business

@sistersmainpiece, just missing Bart.

desert_chick

DesertChick

This make me so happy!

the.mothership

The Mothership

Многодетная мама (12 детей)

I shall never abandon my subjects. Crush disobedient subjects into a fine powder? Unequivocally yes.

nap.queen

Victoria

😍😍😍 you’re going to freak out so many of these people 🤣 I can’t wait. 👽

mrs.jay__x

mrs.Jay__x

Мама двоих (1 год, 2 года), ждёт третьего

Nooo! The only reason why I was going back n forth from bb was just to find out who you wereee 😠😭

redheadedmonster

It’s Red

@mrs.jay__x, some of us BB’ers can keep secrets 🙃

sky105

Sky105

* places tin foil hat on head*

the.mothership

The Mothership

Многодетная мама (12 детей)

I would like to remind everyone that while I am using the body of a BBer, she is not inventing my words. Just like a speaker is not creating the music that comes out through it. She is real, but so am I. She has no idea I use her in such a manner so please don't not share this information. If she finds out it could cause the chip in her brain to self-detonate, thus ruining all of our fun.

bunsinmyoven

BunsInMyOven

We aren’t orphans after all!!!

latinspice

LatinSpice

Yay

figgaruspho

FiggarusPho

This makes my heart happy! ❤️❤️❤️

llamapantaloons

Llama Pantaloons

Yaaaays! I was hoping your lordship would join us measly humans over here!

wild_flower94

Zoe

bunsinmyoven

BunsInMyOven

@wild_flower94, 🧐

rayofmysunshine

RayOfMySunShine

nunumom02

LaLa W.

Yessss I'm so happy you joined this made my night lol

mojobebes

👻

🖖🏼🖖🏼🖖🏼

cenedra

CeNedra

Excellent 😍

llamapantaloons

Llama Pantaloons

Dear lordship, my fiance wants to know if you have any tips on powering a quantum entanglement communicator/transport device?

caffeinated.chaos

🤐

@yvelid,

mombutnotthemom

Mary Hanks

@redheadedmonster it's time to spill your secret in my ear. Promise I won't tell. I got on to a post earlier that posted who it was and as I was trying to read it deleted.

mokimbo

Mokimbo

mkp1234

MKP1234

And B.B. reunited comes full circle.🤓

the.mothership

The Mothership

Многодетная мама (12 детей)

@mombutnotthemom, you are not desirous of being crushed into atomic dust, correct? Well neither is Red. She's smart for a human and I like her. Don't make me not like her.

mrs.jay__x

mrs.Jay__x

Мама двоих (1 год, 2 года), ждёт третьего

@redheadedmonster plssss tell meee! I promise I won't tell 🤐

the.mothership

The Mothership

Многодетная мама (12 детей)

@llamapantaloons, please inform your mate that I will not share proprietary information that would in any way benefit humans in their resistance of my takeover. If you humans wish to have that sort of technology you must figure it out yourselves like the other species all over the universe!


I mean honestly it's not that even that hard, don't copy someone else's research!

redheadedmonster

It’s Red

@mombutnotthemom, @mrs.jay__x, I didn’t spill it for yearssss on BB. I’m not gonna start now! It’s fun to watch 😆

feeneythepotstirrer

Thisisfeeney

Omg yesss I’ve missed you.

llamapantaloons

Llama Pantaloons

@the.mothership, 😂😂😂 He says he already knows how, but he wants to see what methods you’re using. And that you shouldnt assume he’s human..... 😘

bunsinmyoven

BunsInMyOven

@llamapantaloons, 😂😂

feeneythepotstirrer

Thisisfeeney

@llamapantaloons, I kept saying you un as a Spanish word. “Yamapantaloons” 😂

llamapantaloons

Llama Pantaloons

@thisisfeeney, 😂 I always say it with a French accent, meself!

caffeinated.chaos

🤐

@cmmrd4

mel3396

Melissa

Мама сына (5 лет)

@laywatz

caffeinated.chaos

🤐

@yessie11

mokimbo

Mokimbo

@bcsweetie_b.b.

farmers_wife10

Farmers_Wife10

Мама двоих (1 год, 3 года)

Oh glory! I am happy I switched only because I see you did too @the.mothership!!!

mel3396

Melissa

Мама сына (5 лет)

@cayleehenk

@vintageteaspoon

@Lori0611

caffeinated.chaos

🤐

@lori0711

mel3396

Melissa

Мама сына (5 лет)

@Aarbrit

mel3396

Melissa

Мама сына (5 лет)

@Victoria.ann21

mel3396

Melissa

Мама сына (5 лет)

@caylee.henk

vintageteaspoon

Alyson Miller

@mel3396, thanks!!

mugglemama

mugglemama

Мама дочки (2 года), беременна (34 нед.)

i miss you mothership!

caffeinated.chaos

🤐

@mokimbo,

caffeinated.chaos

🤐

@analuisa_xoxo,

analuisa_xoxo

Ana Luisa 🥀

👽👽👽👽

watz

watz

I'm glad you made the switch with us mothership

caffeinated.chaos

🤐

@rina0215,

caffeinated.chaos

🤐

@mamagunn.no.1,

mel3396

Melissa

Мама сына (5 лет)

@notthemobutmom

@blazer41310

mel3396

Melissa

Мама сына (5 лет)

@notthemombutmom

mombutnotthemom

Mary Hanks

@redheadedmonster fine , fine , I shall wait patiently until I figure it out. @the.mothership now have your young begin to hatch yet? Last I heard from you was when you were doing he final counts on how many you laid.

mayjayy14

Amanda C.

mizzvuitton

Brenda

Многодетная мама (5 детей)

@the.mothership 👽 Welcome back!! Glad to see All the main people are here. Let the craziness begin!!! 😂😂😍😂🤗

crunchytxmomma88

crunchytxmomma88_bb

Yessss! How did it take me 21 hours to see this?!

theirmommie

Shantel McKnight

Omg yes!! I didnt know mothership was here. Kinda lessens the blow of bb closing 💔

krs1415

Kayla Stephens

Мама дочки (2 года), беременна (34 нед.)

🤗😍👽

Hi I am into my 15 week now But since last two days am not having good feeling....I just feel something is wrong inside…

Hi I am into my 15 week now But since last two days am not having good feeling....I just feel something is wrong inside wid d kid...all my symptoms r too less Morning sickness is gone....Metallic taste of my tounge is also less....and I feel pain in my abdoman twice or thrice which is very minor though What should i do i am very confused Already have gone through 5 scans because of changing gynec Just feel that untill i hear the heartbeat or see my kid i wont b ok....got sleepless nights