Little over 30 mins left till my birthday is over :(

Yay! I got my new Dyson ball vacuum! Happy birthday to me!

My sister is a manager at Walmart right. Well we have a cousin that works there and our cousin overheard another co-worker tell my sister "YOUR DAD IS DEAD, HES BEEN DEAD FOR A WHILE GET OVER IT" Mind you he has only been dead less than two months. I AM ABOUT TO BE BANNED FROM WALMART YALL.

Fuck you cold sweats. Wtf is going on here. Ughhhh. I didn't sleep at all from waking up being soaked and cold at the same time. Amd I'm on my period. (The sweats aren't related to my period, I've dealt with this when I was younger for years and it's resurfaced) what could cause this??? Even during the winter in 20 degree weather I'm having to change my shirt due to over sweating.

Whatchu doin mom?!? Huh huh huh?! You got treats?!?!

Talking to my husband about the first tampon insertion since childbirth like I'm talking to a girlfriend. He's all "hmm, well, it feels to me like you've healed up nicely. Maybe the doctor really did do that Husband stitch for us" "well that's good I'm glad it didn't hurt" "ehh I dont think it will fall out" 😂😂
Married life

This is the second time this dumb man went and bought himself food and didn't even ask me, my mom OR OUR DAUGHTER if we wanted anything. All because I said I was too tired to cook. Someone is being a selfish POS right now. I WILL NOT put up with this shit. When I was little my mom married a man (who is now a crossdresser) who made us watch him eat and refused to buy food for the house. Ill be DAMNED if my kids go through that. And let me remind you we have money, we aren't hurting in any way so ...

I swear I married a little girl. 🙄
Dude bitches more than i do when im raggin or pregnant. Do i need to give you a actual reason to bitch?! Jesssssuuuusssss. #mydicksbiggerthanhis

It makes me feel so good when my daughter talks about me to other people. She tells everyone how much she loves me and she wants to be a mommy like me when she grows up. If she only knew all of mommy's flaws and mistakes. But it pushes me to want to my very best everyday.
And to add to that sweetness.....She asks me everyday to put lipstick on. She wakes up every morning, isn't awake 10 mins and starts dragging all her clothes out trying them on lol this morning she said "i need to put on mommy...

I wish I could sleep till 2pm like I used to. I am so tired and I just woke up.