With all of the hoopla about fake profiles, I will introduce myself. #HiEveryone. 1. I am Figgaruspho, derived from my son's nickname 2. I have been with my SO six years in August. 3. We have a three year old whom we call Fig, who is the bomb.com 4. We have a handsome dog named Doper 5. I am a dispatcher for the county I live in 6. I decorate cakes for fun, and sometimes BB would inflate my ego on that. 7. I am a car seat safety enthusiast, so I apologize in advance to anyone I offend. 8. I...