The Mothership
@the.mothership·Многодетная мама (12 детей)
США, Нью-Мехико, Розуэлл
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- I have many titles. -Empress of the Seven Galaxies -Imperial Patron of all bakers -Commander of the Imperial Armed Forces -Mother of Millions -She wh...
- What is the purpose of baby oil, and how many human babies must be squeezed in order to have a sizable amount? I asked this question years ago on the...
- I decree a cease fire shall commence from this point on amongst the former BB (looking at you ladies of R&R) populous. When you tear each other apart...
- In honor of your Earthling day celebrating your life-givers, I wish to give thanks and venerate my own life-giver! She who has had the longest reign ...
- Apparently I, the glorious conqueror of the universe, make some users uncomfortable. So uncomfortable in fact that you have chosen to report me for li...
- It is discrimination against my (vastly superior) species that I must enter each individual offspring into my profile. I care not for the fact that I ...
- I have switched over in order to grace my subjects who have moved here to mom.life from BabyBump. I should be focused on galactic domination, but eve...
- The royal physicians started counting the birth pods today, so that we may have an idea of what size my invading force will be for the next planet. W...