I have many titles.

-Empress of the Seven Galaxies
-Imperial Patron of all bakers
-Commander of the Imperial Armed Forces
-Mother of Millions
-She who Must be Obeyed
-Conqueror of every planet she comes across
-the Judgement of the Universe personified

... honestly the list goes on and on. It would be shorter to write a list of titles I do not currently posses.

What is the purpose of baby oil, and how many human babies must be squeezed in order to have a sizable amount?

I asked this question years ago on the BB application yet never received a conclusive answer.

I decree a cease fire shall commence from this point on amongst the former BB (looking at you ladies of R&R) populous.

When you tear each other apart it only makes it easier for me to decimate you all and honestly I prefer a challenge.

In honor of your Earthling day celebrating your life-givers, I wish to give thanks and venerate my own life-giver!

She who has had the longest reign of all in my species.

She who conquered the most planets ... so far.

She who faced the most hurdles in her quest and attacks against her offspring, yet defeated every problem handily.

I miss her glorious presence everyday, but her power is always within me. Especially since I had to consume her as part of my ascension after I usurped the throne ...

Apparently I, the glorious conqueror of the universe, make some users uncomfortable. So uncomfortable in fact that you have chosen to report me for literally no reason.

I have broken no rules.
I have not been mean.
I have been kind in the face of naivety.
I have not made any personal attacks.

Yet.

I imagine that when I arrive on your planet and take control over all of your lives you might feel that this is a personal attack, but fear not. I am only doing so to make sure everything is better...

It is discrimination against my (vastly superior) species that I must enter each individual offspring into my profile. I care not for the fact that I can only enter offspring into my profile in a singular fashion. I have far too many to enter in such a manner as each Grand Spawning has many hundreds, sometimes thousands of lives bursting forth.

Not to mention I can only enter my spawnlings in as far back as only the 1970’s by your Earth time keeping standards. I began breeding 400 years ago!

I have switched over in order to grace my subjects who have moved here to mom.life from BabyBump.

I should be focused on galactic domination, but even that can get boring and I needed to frustrate myself further with determining the inner-workings of this new platform.

The royal physicians started counting the birth pods today, so that we may have an idea of what size my invading force will be for the next planet. We are currently up to 482 healthy, fertilized pods ... but they only just started to count a few hours ago. I'm sure this will take several days to count them all.