The Mothership
@the.mothership
Многодетная мама (12 детей)
США, Нью-Мехико, Розуэлл
- записей
- 8
- подписчика
- 153
- комментария
- 53
Записи
- I have many titles. -Empress of the Seven Galaxies -Imperial Patron of all bakers -Commander of the Imperial Armed Forces -Mother of Millions -She who Must be O…04.05.2018
- What is the purpose of baby oil, and how many human babies must be squeezed in order to have a sizable amount? I asked this question years ago on the BB applica…19.05.201815 комментариев14 лайков
- I decree a cease fire shall commence from this point on amongst the former BB (looking at you ladies of R&R) populous. When you tear each other apart it only ma…15.05.201817 комментариев34 лайка
- In honor of your Earthling day celebrating your life-givers, I wish to give thanks and venerate my own life-giver! She who has had the longest reign of all in m…14.05.201817 комментариев42 лайка
- Apparently I, the glorious conqueror of the universe, make some users uncomfortable. So uncomfortable in fact that you have chosen to report me for literally no…11.05.201864 комментария31 лайк
- It is discrimination against my (vastly superior) species that I must enter each individual offspring into my profile. I care not for the fact that I can only e…09.05.201828 комментариев22 лайка
- I have switched over in order to grace my subjects who have moved here to mom.life from BabyBump. I should be focused on galactic domination, but even that can …04.05.201885 комментариев100 лайков
- The royal physicians started counting the birth pods today, so that we may have an idea of what size my invading force will be for the next planet. We are curre…25.09.201524 комментария