So, the story that I had told my son about where babies come from is ....

When a woman wants to have a baby, she swallows a watermelon seed. It starts to grow into a watermelon and then the daddy rubs her belly and it turns into a baby.

I told him this years ago and he hasn't been set straight yet.

So, I asked him (while grocery shopping) what would you think of having a little brother or sister? He said "it would ruin my liiiiiiiife . " He then saw a container of diced watermelon in the cart and said "you better not eat those seeds!"

So, I got home and said "Hey, Jordan" and stuffed a seed-filled piece of watermelon into my mouth.

So, that's how he found out he was going to be a big brother ....🤷🏻‍♀️