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So, the story that I had told my son about where babies come from is .... When a woman wants to have a baby, she…

So, the story that I had told my son about where babies come from is ....

When a woman wants to have a baby, she swallows a watermelon seed. It starts to grow into a watermelon and then the daddy rubs her belly and it turns into a baby.

I told him this years ago and he hasn't been set straight yet.

So, I asked him (while grocery shopping) what would you think of having a little brother or sister? He said "it would ruin my liiiiiiiife . " He then saw a container of diced watermelon in the cart and said "you better not eat those seeds!"

So, I got home and said "Hey, Jordan" and stuffed a seed-filled piece of watermelon into my mouth.

So, that's how he found out he was going to be a big brother ....🤷🏻‍♀️

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tayler

TaylerМама дочки (5 лет), беременна (25 нед.)

That is hilarious and adorable lol. My daughter is 5 and hasn't asked me how babies are made, however, she randomly asked me "Mommy, is my sissy going to come out of your butt?" Turns out my mother told her how babies are born!!! Wish I could have had the chance to tell her a ridiculous story for her to believe 😂

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liv.ola

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Too cute

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