Me-alright babe! wish me luck!

husband-luck for what?

Me-im bout to get booty raped.

husband-eww! why! by who?

Me- myself! that's what happens when you're pregnant babe. you booty rape yourself with your poop.

husband-glad I don't eat ass then.

me-ew! that's just gross regardless. 😨😷😂😂😂