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@annlovesyoo·Мама двоих (9 лет, 11 лет)
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mom of two girls. life is crazy, miserably satisfying with kids.
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- What!? An ingrown toenail is a thing!? Well, apparently i have one. Its painful. I want to get a pedicure and get it fixed. Has anyone dealt with this...
- Ive been married for 5 years now. Going on 3 kid with my husband. We have issues and he will not change and its taken me forever to realize that enoug...
- As an adult i can count the number of hugs she's given me in a lifetime on one hand. She can never say that she loved me unless she was drunk and got ...
- As a mom I realized I don't have much friends anymore. I need more mom friends. When I'm at parks or family places I meet cool people but I'm afraid t...
- I hate these contractions they get painful and are not consistent with full labor. ugh! slow and painful is not my style. get out baby get out! 😢
- having small contractions and some worse than others. my husband has been working overtime all last week and poor him he is beat. so I'm sitting at ho...
- took my maternity pictures today. it was so hot. i felt like my face was melting off! it was worth the sweat!
- just lost my mucus plug. funny thing is that for some reason I wanted to stop at the hospital to preregister and not even an hour later I loose my muc...
- Dang! some of you look super cute before the pregnancy.. no wonder you pregnant now. lol. but for real you guys are posting bikini bodies and I'm just...
- You got stretch marks!? bitch, me too. not from a baby but because I was a bigger image of myself. don't hate your stretch marks girl. love them becau...
- Went shopping yesterday for a few summer clothes. I love rompers but I swear when I tried them on and looked in the mirror I looked like the the pengu...
- My baby will be 2 years old in November, and she is beginning to be curious about her body. today while going to the potty she lifted her shirt and sa...
- I finally found myself a cute dress for my maternity pictures. I love it!
- Being pregnant is like having an exaggerated menstral cycle. You're emotional all the time. You gain weight or loose weight. Your belly feels exactly ...
- Ew, I hate crusty feet. l just can't stand it. I've been getting dried up feet because of sandals. I didn't have time to go get my burnt toast looking...
- I hate these damn braxton hicks. I'm sitting here (talking to myself) like "giiiirrrl am I going into labor tonight? do I need to fart!? shouldn't hav...
- No baby shower for baby #2 since its also a girl. I gave all my newborn-6 months clothes to my aunt who had nothing, but kept the rest of the clothes ...
- saw my boogie today. I got a due date change and its been moved up a week. makes me a bit nervous actually...good news though; I finally found a docto...
- My baby is such a diva. 😚😍
- Tia-mija do you shave your coochie? Me-uuhhh..yeah..(super awkward) Tia-good, cause no one likes a cactus for a vagina. Me- I heard that if you don'...
- I love showering with my husband its our alone time to talk about things. we get intimate without getting sexual. today he was super clumsy and droppe...
- We need more icons on this ap than just the heart. cause I don't love your discomfort. I wanna send you a hug from far away. I wanna cry with you girl...
- My relationship with my paycheck is nonexistent. Its like working your ass up everyday just to get a date with your crush and when the day finally com...
- sitting next to my 1year old baby girl and I let loose one of those motorcycle farts (a long slappy fart) she looks at me with a confused stare and wa...
- I dyed my hair today and I went in to shower off the dye right. i turn the water on and I nearly ripped my dang nipple off! my husband set the shower ...
- I have a mother in law from hell! she called my husband and they argued over some petty shit she did towards me the other day. he defended me and she ...
- anyone out there prefer a midwife over a doctor??
- never been so frustrated in my life! my doctor is leaving the state in July and will not be returning. I haven't seen him in a month in a half. this w...
- Me-alright babe! wish me luck! husband-luck for what? Me-im bout to get booty raped. husband-eww! why! by who? Me- myself! that's what happens when yo...
- Never ever in this life let a kid play with your phone! this is some dirtyass little boy. lmao! he gave me my phone back an hour later with 4% of my b...
- anyone else obsessed with the Netflix show orange is the new black? I just finished watching the 4th season and I'm so devastated it's over and I have...
- Oh my lord! I've never have gotten pregnancy leg cramps and this morning I woke up to one. I screamed and scared my husband but it was horrible. Now m...
- I HATE shopping! I get this horrible anxiety feeling I just cant..I mean i won't shop. being pregnant makes it worse. nothing fits and the biggest siz...
- I'm at the park with my toddler right. this lady comes to the park with her boy. she sits down on the bench and gets on her phone. this little boy ran...
- I had the conversation with my husband. Me: babe, we need to talk him: yes, I'm very hungry and you have been mean to me all day. me:I've been treatin...
- Update: For breakfast I usually cook a big breakfast on the stove. today I cooked all his food in the microwave since it was store bought breakfast. I...
- Story: husband is lazy and halfasses everything. I decided to play his game. Solution: half of everything for husband as his treatment for his ungrate...
- My husband is a lazy man when it comes to helping me or our baby. he likes to halfass everything. in sick of it! well I am giving him a gallon( yes gi...
- I'm skipping the diaper bag ladies! I bought myself 2 tubs with lids. I have a potty training toddler and a new born in August. I hate having to carry...
- family is family. but sometimes enough is enough! read and then comment because I am seriously torn... okay so my brother is a thug. he is younger t...
- okay ladies with tattoos would you recommend to get a tattoo during pregnancy? or has any of you gotten tattoos during pregnancy? its totally safe. s...
- yesterday I found out my obgyn is leaving the end of July. I'm due in late august. I was already scared to have this baby because of my complications....
- in need of potty training advice!!! this is day three and I feel like its going nowhere. ugh! 😥
- this baby is like that one friend that spends the night but won't let you sleep. ugh! 😧
- I love summer! I hate being pregnant in summer though. its so hot! my nipples are going to sweat off with this heat! lmfao.
- why is it that we can give great advice to the next girl about their shitty bf, but when it comes to our shitty bf we just can't follow through? hmm. ...
- so I've been having tail bone pain for about a month now. its been so painful for me to get up from the sitting position. I was working until my tail ...
- am I the only one who hates getting pregnancy advice from family members? especially those superstitions on pregnancy issues.
- I'm so huge now that I have to contemplate if I really need to use the restroom. haha.
- there's this girl at work who always stares at me but rarely speaks to me. behind my back she talks about me not necessarily trash talk. I'm not even ...