ana
@annlovesyoo
Мама двоих (10 лет, 11 лет)
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mom of two girls. life is crazy, miserably satisfying with kids.
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- What!? An ingrown toenail is a thing!? Well, apparently i have one. Its painful. I want to get a pedicure and get it fixed. Has anyone dealt with this and if so…04.07.20184 комментария
- Ive been married for 5 years now. Going on 3 kid with my husband. We have issues and he will not change and its taken me forever to realize that enough is enoug…02.07.201812 комментариев5 лайков
- As an adult i can count the number of hugs she's given me in a lifetime on one hand. She can never say that she loved me unless she was drunk and got the balls …22.06.20188 комментариев6 лайков
- As a mom I realized I don't have much friends anymore. I need more mom friends. When I'm at parks or family places I meet cool people but I'm afraid to ask to h…02.06.20173 комментария10 лайков
- I hate these contractions they get painful and are not consistent with full labor. ugh! slow and painful is not my style. get out baby get out! 😢19.07.20165 комментариев1 лайк
- having small contractions and some worse than others. my husband has been working overtime all last week and poor him he is beat. so I'm sitting at home waiting…18.07.20163 лайка
- took my maternity pictures today. it was so hot. i felt like my face was melting off! it was worth the sweat!17.07.20162 комментария32 лайка
- just lost my mucus plug. funny thing is that for some reason I wanted to stop at the hospital to preregister and not even an hour later I loose my mucus plug. O…15.07.20165 комментариев6 лайков
- Dang! some of you look super cute before the pregnancy.. no wonder you pregnant now. lol. but for real you guys are posting bikini bodies and I'm just like "loo…13.07.20168 комментариев20 лайков
- You got stretch marks!? bitch, me too. not from a baby but because I was a bigger image of myself. don't hate your stretch marks girl. love them because its wha…13.07.20164 комментария17 лайков
- Went shopping yesterday for a few summer clothes. I love rompers but I swear when I tried them on and looked in the mirror I looked like the the penguin from th…12.07.20162 комментария14 лайков
- My baby will be 2 years old in November, and she is beginning to be curious about her body. today while going to the potty she lifted her shirt and saw her vagi…12.07.20163 комментария14 лайков
- I finally found myself a cute dress for my maternity pictures. I love it!11.07.20165 комментариев21 лайк
- Being pregnant is like having an exaggerated menstral cycle. You're emotional all the time. You gain weight or loose weight. Your belly feels exactly like being…10.07.20168 лайков
- Ew, I hate crusty feet. l just can't stand it. I've been getting dried up feet because of sandals. I didn't have time to go get my burnt toast looking ass feet …10.07.20163 комментария3 лайка
- I hate these damn braxton hicks. I'm sitting here (talking to myself) like "giiiirrrl am I going into labor tonight? do I need to fart!? shouldn't have ate hot …09.07.20163 комментария9 лайков
- No baby shower for baby #2 since its also a girl. I gave all my newborn-6 months clothes to my aunt who had nothing, but kept the rest of the clothes from baby …09.07.201613 лайков
- saw my boogie today. I got a due date change and its been moved up a week. makes me a bit nervous actually...good news though; I finally found a doctor that wil…07.07.20163 лайка
- My baby is such a diva. 👑😚😍07.07.20167 лайков
- Tia-mija do you shave your coochie? Me-uuhhh..yeah..(super awkward) Tia-good, cause no one likes a cactus for a vagina. Me- I heard that if you don't shave and …03.07.20168 комментариев9 лайков
- I love showering with my husband its our alone time to talk about things. we get intimate without getting sexual. today he was super clumsy and dropped a shampo…02.07.20166 комментариев4 лайка
- We need more icons on this ap than just the heart. cause I don't love your discomfort. I wanna send you a hug from far away. I wanna cry with you girl because i…01.07.20163 комментария10 лайков
- My relationship with my paycheck is nonexistent. Its like working your ass up everyday just to get a date with your crush and when the day finally comes( pay da…01.07.201611 лайков
- sitting next to my 1year old baby girl and I let loose one of those motorcycle farts (a long slappy fart) she looks at me with a confused stare and waits for my…01.07.20163 комментария11 лайков
- I dyed my hair today and I went in to shower off the dye right. i turn the water on and I nearly ripped my dang nipple off! my husband set the shower head on th…25.06.20162 комментария19 лайков
- I have a mother in law from hell! she called my husband and they argued over some petty shit she did towards me the other day. he defended me and she flipped be…25.06.20162 комментария6 лайков
- anyone out there prefer a midwife over a doctor??24.06.20162 комментария1 лайк
- never been so frustrated in my life! my doctor is leaving the state in July and will not be returning. I haven't seen him in a month in a half. this week he was…23.06.2016
- Me-alright babe! wish me luck! husband-luck for what? Me-im bout to get booty raped. husband-eww! why! by who? Me- myself! that's what happens when you're pregn…22.06.20161 комментарий2 лайка
- Never ever in this life let a kid play with your phone! this is some dirtyass little boy. lmao! he gave me my phone back an hour later with 4% of my battery lef…21.06.20163 комментария10 лайков
- anyone else obsessed with the Netflix show orange is the new black? I just finished watching the 4th season and I'm so devastated it's over and I have to wait a…21.06.20164 комментария2 лайка
- Oh my lord! I've never have gotten pregnancy leg cramps and this morning I woke up to one. I screamed and scared my husband but it was horrible. Now my leg is s…20.06.20167 комментариев5 лайков
- I HATE shopping! I get this horrible anxiety feeling I just cant..I mean i won't shop. being pregnant makes it worse. nothing fits and the biggest sizes in the …20.06.20167 комментариев2 лайка
- I'm at the park with my toddler right. this lady comes to the park with her boy. she sits down on the bench and gets on her phone. this little boy ran off to th…19.06.201612 лайков
- I had the conversation with my husband. Me: babe, we need to talk him: yes, I'm very hungry and you have been mean to me all day. me:I've been treating you the …16.06.20162 лайка
- Update: For breakfast I usually cook a big breakfast on the stove. today I cooked all his food in the microwave since it was store bought breakfast. I took a bi…16.06.20164 комментария8 лайков
- Story: husband is lazy and halfasses everything. I decided to play his game. Solution: half of everything for husband as his treatment for his ungrateful ass. U…15.06.20166 комментариев21 лайк
- My husband is a lazy man when it comes to helping me or our baby. he likes to halfass everything. in sick of it! well I am giving him a gallon( yes girl a gallo…15.06.20166 комментариев29 лайков
- I'm skipping the diaper bag ladies! I bought myself 2 tubs with lids. I have a potty training toddler and a new born in August. I hate having to carry so much i…15.06.20163 комментария5 лайков
- family is family. but sometimes enough is enough! read and then comment because I am seriously torn... okay so my brother is a thug. he is younger than I am. I'…11.06.201614 комментариев2 лайка
- okay ladies with tattoos would you recommend to get a tattoo during pregnancy? or has any of you gotten tattoos during pregnancy? its totally safe. same risks f…11.06.201613 комментариев
- yesterday I found out my obgyn is leaving the end of July. I'm due in late august. I was already scared to have this baby because of my complications. now I'm n…08.06.20164 комментария3 лайка
- in need of potty training advice!!! this is day three and I feel like its going nowhere. ugh! 😥03.06.20163 комментария
- this baby is like that one friend that spends the night but won't let you sleep. ugh! 😧01.06.20161 комментарий14 лайков
- I love summer! I hate being pregnant in summer though. its so hot! my nipples are going to sweat off with this heat! lmfao.30.05.20165 лайков
- why is it that we can give great advice to the next girl about their shitty bf, but when it comes to our shitty bf we just can't follow through? hmm. maybe we a…28.05.20161 комментарий4 лайка
- so I've been having tail bone pain for about a month now. its been so painful for me to get up from the sitting position. I was working until my tail bone poppe…27.05.20165 комментариев1 лайк
- am I the only one who hates getting pregnancy advice from family members? especially those superstitions on pregnancy issues.11.05.20167 комментариев18 лайков
- I'm so huge now that I have to contemplate if I really need to use the restroom. haha.09.05.20161 комментарий3 лайка
- there's this girl at work who always stares at me but rarely speaks to me. behind my back she talks about me not necessarily trash talk. I'm not even annoyed or…06.05.20162 комментария14 лайков