Me-alright babe! wish me luck!
husband-luck for what?
Me-im bout to get booty raped.
husband-eww! why! by who?
Me- myself! that's what happens when you're pregnant babe. you booty rape yourself with your poop.
husband-glad I don't eat ass then.
me-ew! that's just gross regardless. 😨😷😂😂😂
Yesterday I went out with my boyfriend went to watch a movie, me and him don't live together yet. but point is yesterday when he was dropping me off his like sleep over at my house witch the mom and dad lives. I said no,
his response was why is everyone deciding or making choices for you and their going to do the same with the baby, when I know that's not true. what he thinks is that my mom tells me not to sleep over. So he left all mad. and I felt in my heart that he went on and cheated on me...

#momlifegames 🙋🏽
Hey Moms,
If you named your children after your pregnancy cravings, what would their names be?? Post on the newsfeed and hashtag it #momlifegames so we can read them all 😂
Can't wait to see them all! And thanks to Bad Parenting Moments for this funny photo!
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Y’all please please be careful and monitor what these babies are watching on YouTube thank god my baby didn’t understand what the thing was saying he showed me the phone and said “scary mama” I think continued to listen to what the thing was saying and I was livid and horrified it was explaining to my son how to kill the whole family while everyone was asleep

My husband and I aren’t exactly strangers when it comes to relationship challenges 💞. We have been together for 14 years and married for eight, so we’ve definitely gone through some growing pains as we navigated a long-distance relationship in college and our first year living together as a married 👫 couple.
But nothing has challenged our relationship quite like our first year as 👪 parents .
Before you have your first child, you have these grand ideas of what it will be like. There’s more slee...
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