alright so my man and I were just about to start watching the conjuring 2 on our firestick when our down stairs neighbor invites him to smoke.. okayyy no problem, go ahead smoke up. He says "I'll be back up in no longer then 20 mins" ... okayyy boo I'll wait. A WHOLE HOUR AND A HALF LATER HIS HAPPY ASS WANNA WALK IN THE DOOR WITH A RETARDED ASS FACE ALL STONED TALKING BOUT "IM SORRY"..... boy if u don't get out my face with all that. I'm mad as hell and he knows it. So he goes (TMI TMI TMI) "want me to eat your p*ssy?" ... WELL SHIT, how tf am i supposed to be mad now. *Spreads legs* getttt yo big ol head over here.
LMAOO he knows wassup.
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I feel u boo, I couldn't deal with that.. stressful @summerbaby89
I know, every other man I was ever with loved it too, but mine has like this issue and if he doesn't get over it, we're going to come across some major issues
whaaattt! oh no girl I feel bad for u. my man loves it #blessed lmao @summerbaby89
Hahaha wow. lucky!!! my man never ever does that, not even when I'm not preggo, he's scared of it for real, your man is a keeper, that's all I got to say
Yall lucky son of a guns lol I wish but mine is an asshole