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This might be TMI but oh well it has a good ending ;) I just got done having sex with my fiancée and it was amazing,…

This might be TMI but oh well it has a good ending ;)

I just got done having sex with my fiancée and it was amazing, seeing as sex is almost impossible as of late, I'm happy I was able to. We ended it and I laid my head on his chest and I said "I love you" to try and make it a loving memory. Then all the romance stopped because he farted... We both laughed and then he said "I love you too". The point of me sharing this is that I love that we aren't afraid to be ourselves around each other, no couple should be afraid. You're in it together, farts and all!

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february2016

Jessica💕Мама троих детей, ждёт четвёртого

lol ya its funny as hell

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ritababy123

RitaВ ожидании первенца

@february2016, lmao that voice!!!!!

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february2016

Jessica💕Мама троих детей, ждёт четвёртого

lmao ya I fart sometimes lmao we just laugh or hes make the Cleveland brown comment like ewwww thats nasty lmao and then we laugh. it's funner to be yourselves around EACHOTHER lol he is the best he farted too lol it's all good

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haleynjamie1020

haley hull

😍 good times

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ritababy123

RitaВ ожидании первенца

Haha evil women 😂

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mrscruz0530

🎀Jacqui🎀В ожидании первенца

@ritababy123, hahaha omg you go girl that just made me laugh so hard I'll think about that next time I have to let one go in public hahah your hilarious !

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haleynjamie1020

haley hull

lmfao. I know right I always get him . grape juice really gets my tummy and I actually love doing it to him, it's a good laugh!☺

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ritababy123

RitaВ ожидании первенца

@haleynjamie1020, lmao pink eye! Don't anger us free spirited women with atomic booties!

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haleynjamie1020

haley hull

it's an amazing thing to have. me and my hubby do everything in front of eachother and we just laugh and have a good time . we always shower together too. ever since we met lol 💖 I say hey babe come look at this pimple on my butt and hell come real close and I'll blow him away hahah.😝

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ritababy123

RitaВ ожидании первенца

@mrscruz0530, I'm at the point where I'll rip in public stare at a stranger like it was them and then plug my nose and walk away lmao I'm horrible

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alicia91

Aliciaaa💕💙💕Мама двоих (младенец)

@ritababy123 thats so funny!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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ritababy123

RitaВ ожидании первенца

@alicia91, praise you and your farts! Lmao fart away. As Elsa would say; "let it gooooo"

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mrscruz0530

🎀Jacqui🎀В ожидании первенца

Lol this is too cute and funny I was always embarrassed about farting around anyone I would hold it in! My husband is the only guy I've ever farted around haha true love !!

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alicia91

Aliciaaa💕💙💕Мама двоих (младенец)

@ritababy123 😂😂 I have had oopsies 🙈 thats the only way hes heard it lol but I really do wish I could just let it rip cause it makes my stomach start hurting if you dont let the air out when you supposed to... Idk lol theres just something about it but hopefully it eases up and I can just let it rip on purpose in front of him 😂😂

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ritababy123

RitaВ ожидании первенца

@alicia91, well he's not fair then or if you're not comfy just do it when he's asleep and if he complains when you do it when he's awake tell him if he can you can 😋

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ritababy123

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@kaylareese26, I've always had a strong stomach. I can't even walk past a garbage anymore. I used to be the one to clean random peoples vomit. So I know how you feel with the atomic booty bombs from the men 😆😓

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alicia91

Aliciaaa💕💙💕Мама двоих (младенец)

I still can't fart in front of my husband but he does it all the time 😒

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boymomx4

Boymomx4+1girlМама двоих (1 год, 7 лет), ждёт третьего

Right @ritababy123 lol my husband will do that then walk passed me and I'll feel like I'm gonna pass out from the smell he does that on purpose lol

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sexii_diiva

Mrs.Pin to you 😉Мама сына-младенца

😂😂😂😂

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ritababy123

RitaВ ожидании первенца

@kaylareese26, I've been lucky in the gas department, although, he's gotten worse lately! I think he's doing it for me lmao

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boymomx4

Boymomx4+1girlМама двоих (1 год, 7 лет), ждёт третьего

Oh I fart around my husband all the time being pregnant you can't really hold it in lol it kind of just happens. That's the best part of a relationship being yourself around each other ❤️😍

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ritababy123

RitaВ ожидании первенца

@sexii_diiva, well it can stink so I don't blame you!!!!

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sexii_diiva

Mrs.Pin to you 😉Мама сына-младенца

girl I do not like that passing gas.. lol I will shyt in front of my husband but something about passing gas lol

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