Josephine
@joeywiththegoodhair
Мама дочки (10 лет)
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- At the risk of sounding an an annoying ass kiss I have to say one more thing. A huge shout out to the god damn MODS. I’m serious! These poor girls were given th…28.03.20194 комментария11 лайков
- EXPOSED. If there is a mod out here. I’m risking getting banned. But I see no actual moderation. Here’s the secret group. There is moderation- creeps are banned…28.03.20193 комментария3 лайка
- Guys I really wouldn’t be posting your kids pic here anymore. 😔28.03.201982 комментария8 лайков
- Simon says “triplets? Bitch get on my ma’s level she had 7!”28.03.20194 комментария5 лайков
- If Zac Efron gets cast in Guardians 3 I’m going to go into cardiac arrest from my massive boner.27.03.20199 комментариев15 лайков
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- I am out here literally finding any reason to show pictures of my pussies. My cats. ☺ 😂27.03.20199 комментариев12 лайков
- Just had a really sweet moment go south. 😂 daughter was petting my belly talking to baby sister. Baby S really reacts to sissies voice, so she moved. Daughter f…27.03.201916 комментариев45 лайков
- Meat scepters are UNACCEPTABLEEEEEEE27.03.201911 комментариев2 лайка
- The seahorse blocked me. You’re on your own. I say it’s fake 100%. I’d report and block it.27.03.20196 комментариев2 лайка
- Don’t fall for it...27.03.201915 комментариев4 лайка
- GUYS. He’s so upset the kitty is stuck in the magic light box26.03.20199 комментариев23 лайка
- UPDATE ON MY FRIEND! -minor sub chronic hemorrhage! Already clotted. No miscarriage. Baby is fine. Thank you Jesus and thank you everybody who reached out and o…26.03.20194 комментария21 лайк
- You know what- imma just say it. I could be an asshole but.. here goes. I don’t think this app should allow teenagers who aren’t moms on here. I’m all for suppo…26.03.201926 комментариев11 лайков
- Asking for a friend! Any other reason someone would bleed fresh blood in first trimester OTHER than miscarriage? She’s experiencing bleeding heavier than spotti…26.03.201920 комментариев3 лайка
- Honestly and I’m not even joking. I’m not allowed to post pics of our daughter on here bc my husband is 100% convinced the Russians of mom.life sell kids pictur…26.03.20198 комментариев6 лайков
- Stfu @mojobebes,26.03.20195 комментариев4 лайка
- My side boob could eat her side boob for breakfast tho. That’s not necessarily a good thing.25.03.20195 комментариев18 лайков
- Simon is all tucked in 🥰24.03.20199 комментариев18 лайков
- Why does Twitter think I give a shit? 🙄 I couldn’t care less about these THOTS turf wars?24.03.20191 комментарий2 лайка
- I told my kid she can either be happy or she can be asleep. No in between. She straight went back to sleep. #me22.03.201917 лайков
- Inquiring minds want to know22.03.20192 комментария28 лайков
- I HAVE A SHINEY NEW MEAT BICYCLE.22.03.20194 комментария3 лайка
- I’m obsessed with his stupid little face. My Simon 😍he plays SO well with my daughter.21.03.201916 комментариев22 лайка
- Ok I have a friend I’ve been partying with for a few years now. We only ever see each other at parties. Today is our first time hanging out one on one to pick u…21.03.20192 комментария7 лайков
- 2 hours and 15 minutes till I can go pick up my sweet furry baby! ☺ ☺21.03.20193 комментария10 лайков
- BIG NEWS!!! It’s a boy! I am taking him home tomorrow. 😭💙 WHAT SHOULD I NAME HIM? I’m thinking Simon after the Ice King on Adventure Time.21.03.201914 комментариев22 лайка
- To the mom making her kids do homework at the park instead of playing. Using rocks as paper weights because it’s windy as fuck. You’re a cunt and I’m judging yo…19.03.201916 комментариев1 лайк
- “Enjoy it now she’s going to be a teenager soon” Yeah and before you know it you and everyone you know, will DIE Karen. What? I thought we were spouting off mor…19.03.20196 комментариев8 лайков
- ATTENTION: to the person who took a Clydesdale size shit in the hospital parking garage... I JUST NEED TO KNOW IF YOURE OKAY. Because first of all a parking gar…18.03.20197 комментариев2 лайка
- Ok this is kinda stupid. I think at least. But maybe I’m wrong? So I have an appointment today just the normal prenatal appointment. Next week is anatomy scan w…18.03.20192 комментария
- Everybody at the grand opening said I was really big. They kept asking when I’m due and I would tell them August, they would then double take at my stomach. 😐 I…17.03.20199 комментариев3 лайка
- Just saw a small child no older than 5 sitting in somebody’s front passenger seat. And a teenager in the back seat. 🙃🙃 oh and the car cut us off.17.03.20195 комментариев2 лайка
- I need to go to bed I am just offending everybody today. 🙄😂😂17.03.20198 комментариев7 лайков
- Turns out my kid doesn’t like my in laws as much as I don’t sometimes. 🤷🏼 ♀ I don’t let her see/know my resentment of them. They are just extremely greedy and r…17.03.20199 комментариев4 лайка
- If mom life was a jury. 😂16.03.20192 комментария12 лайков
- My kid just up and put herself to bed tonight. And I’m kinda sad, like oh you don’t need mommy any more? 😫😫15.03.20198 комментариев12 лайков
- This is the gun I used as a prostitute. .22 Can you guess where I kept it?14.03.201910 комментариев5 лайков
- I need a nice war of explaining to a very sweet girl I simply cannot drive 3 1/2 hours into another state for her bachelorette party. I just literally can’t my …14.03.201916 комментариев2 лайка
- Just hot crotchin it with a heating pad. 😓14.03.20193 лайка
- Anyone else having a wireless outage?13.03.20197 комментариев3 лайка
- Woke up to the sound of wind and sirens. Tornado sirens! How’s that for a wake up call?! News flash my ass is too fat to get out of the crouching mother hidden …13.03.201911 комментариев9 лайков
- Take a moment of silence and/or prayer for the person I get ahold of at Blue Cross Blue Shield as they LITERALLY just sent me a letter denying my husband hospit…12.03.201925 комментариев6 лайков
- Ok bad parenting moment. I had to pee and I forgot to pause Lord Of The Rings. It’s at the very beginning of the Return of the King where Sméagol transitions in…11.03.20195 комментариев
- I hope everybody finds someone that makes them feel the way Lord Of The Rings makes me feel.11.03.20197 комментариев6 лайков
- Anyone else having a hell of a time getting their kids to bed? 😑11.03.201911 комментариев5 лайков
- I made my husband quit smoking since he got out of the hospital. He is being such a big fucking bitch about it. 🙄You would think he’s DYING. I quit cold turkey …09.03.201919 комментариев1 лайк
- Whaaaaat is this 🤭 do I click get help?09.03.201931 комментарий5 лайков
- Anybody have issues having sex while pregnant? Everything just hurts now. 😰and I’m properly..um.. ready prior! My vagina just doesn’t even feel like the same pe…09.03.201912 комментариев1 лайк