Josephine
@joeywiththegoodhair·Мама дочки (10 лет)
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- At the risk of sounding an an annoying ass kiss I have to say one more thing. A huge shout out to the god damn MODS. I’m serious! These poor girls w...
- EXPOSED. If there is a mod out here. I’m risking getting banned. But I see no actual moderation. Here’s the secret group. There is moderation- creeps...
- Guys I really wouldn’t be posting your kids pic here anymore. 😔
- Simon says “triplets? Bitch get on my ma’s level she had 7!”
- If Zac Efron gets cast in Guardians 3 I’m going to go into cardiac arrest from my massive boner.
- Пост с фото
- Пост с фото
- I am out here literally finding any reason to show pictures of my pussies. My cats. ☺️😂
- Just had a really sweet moment go south. 😂 daughter was petting my belly talking to baby sister. Baby S really reacts to sissies voice, so she moved...
- Meat scepters are UNACCEPTABLEEEEEEE
- The seahorse blocked me. You’re on your own. I say it’s fake 100%. I’d report and block it.
- Don’t fall for it...
- GUYS. He’s so upset the kitty is stuck in the magic light box
- UPDATE ON MY FRIEND! -minor sub chronic hemorrhage! Already clotted. No miscarriage. Baby is fine. Thank you Jesus and thank you everybody who reache...
- You know what- imma just say it. I could be an asshole but.. here goes. I don’t think this app should allow teenagers who aren’t moms on here. I’m a...
- Asking for a friend! Any other reason someone would bleed fresh blood in first trimester OTHER than miscarriage? She’s experiencing bleeding heavier t...
- Honestly and I’m not even joking. I’m not allowed to post pics of our daughter on here bc my husband is 100% convinced the Russians of mom.life sell k...
- Stfu @mojobebes,
- My side boob could eat her side boob for breakfast tho. That’s not necessarily a good thing.
- Simon is all tucked in
- Why does Twitter think I give a shit? 🙄 I couldn’t care less about these THOTS turf wars?
- I told my kid she can either be happy or she can be asleep. No in between. She straight went back to sleep. #me
- Inquiring minds want to know
- I HAVE A SHINEY NEW MEAT BICYCLE.
- I’m obsessed with his stupid little face. My Simon 😍he plays SO well with my daughter.
- Ok I have a friend I’ve been partying with for a few years now. We only ever see each other at parties. Today is our first time hanging out one on one...
- 2 hours and 15 minutes till I can go pick up my sweet furry baby! ☺️☺️
- BIG NEWS!!! It’s a boy! I am taking him home tomorrow. 😭 WHAT SHOULD I NAME HIM? I’m thinking Simon after the Ice King on Adventure Time.
- To the mom making her kids do homework at the park instead of playing. Using rocks as paper weights because it’s windy as fuck. You’re a cunt and I’m...
- “Enjoy it now she’s going to be a teenager soon” Yeah and before you know it you and everyone you know, will DIE Karen. What? I thought we were spouti...
- ATTENTION: to the person who took a Clydesdale size shit in the hospital parking garage... I JUST NEED TO KNOW IF YOURE OKAY. Because first of all a p...
- Ok this is kinda stupid. I think at least. But maybe I’m wrong? So I have an appointment today just the normal prenatal appointment. Next week is anat...
- Everybody at the grand opening said I was really big. They kept asking when I’m due and I would tell them August, they would then double take at my st...
- Just saw a small child no older than 5 sitting in somebody’s front passenger seat. And a teenager in the back seat. 🙃🙃 oh and the car cut us off.
- I need to go to bed I am just offending everybody today. 🙄😂😂
- Turns out my kid doesn’t like my in laws as much as I don’t sometimes. ♀️ I don’t let her see/know my resentment of them. They are just extremely gre...
- If mom life was a jury. 😂
- My kid just up and put herself to bed tonight. And I’m kinda sad, like oh you don’t need mommy any more? 😫😫
- This is the gun I used as a prostitute. .22 Can you guess where I kept it?
- I need a nice war of explaining to a very sweet girl I simply cannot drive 3 1/2 hours into another state for her bachelorette party. I just literall...
- Just hot crotchin it with a heating pad. 😓
- Anyone else having a wireless outage?
- Woke up to the sound of wind and sirens. Tornado sirens! How’s that for a wake up call?! News flash my ass is too fat to get out of the crouching moth...
- Take a moment of silence and/or prayer for the person I get ahold of at Blue Cross Blue Shield as they LITERALLY just sent me a letter denying my husb...
- Ok bad parenting moment. I had to pee and I forgot to pause Lord Of The Rings. It’s at the very beginning of the Return of the King where Sméagol tran...
- I hope everybody finds someone that makes them feel the way Lord Of The Rings makes me feel.
- Anyone else having a hell of a time getting their kids to bed? 😑
- I made my husband quit smoking since he got out of the hospital. He is being such a big fucking bitch about it. 🙄You would think he’s DYING. I quit ...
- Whaaaaat is this do I click get help?
- Anybody have issues having sex while pregnant? Everything just hurts now. 😰and I’m properly..um.. ready prior! My vagina just doesn’t even feel like...