OMG! Let me VENT!!!!!!! Because I’M pissed!!

So yesterday I went to Food Lion grocery store to pick up a few things for dinner and I'm waiting in line and drop a $20 bill.

The lady in front of me picked it up so I thanked her and held my hand out - she said “The things found on earth are to be kept by the collector," and walks away.

😡I was like I KNOW SHE BETTER BE PLAYING WITH ME! I looked at the person behind me standing in line, they couldn't believe it either.... I’m like this can't be real right now, like seriously?

So I took a deep breath and I turn back towards the lady/thief/or whatever you want to call her and as I approached her I said, "Lady, do I look like I'm in the mood?! SOOOOO, of course I left everything and followed her into the parking lot.

She was almost running at this point to get away from me. When she got to her car she put her bags on the ground trying to get her trunk open.

I was boiling at this point! I decided that her “finders keepers" rule just presented the perfect opportunity for a great teachable moment... SO... I caught up with her, grabbed her grocery bags and headed to my car with her yelling at me from behind “Hey, those are mine.”

As I remembered what she had said to me earlier “The things found on earth are to be kept by the collector!" As I’m laughing hysterically 😂😂I hopped in my car ignoring her.

I had a sense of satisfaction. Anyway I get home and open the bags and what did I find?

3 T - Bone steaks

3 pounds Lobster

2 pounds of red potatoes

Garlic bread

And everything to make a nice salad

And a bottle of sweet red Winking Owl wine 🍷

I’m over here like dang that’s the best $20 bucks I ever lost 😂😂😂

In all seriousness.... this is just a joke to see who would read the entire post.

If you made it...please copy , paste ,sit back and enjoy 😂😂😂. Hopefully I just put a smile on your face!

Laughter is the best medicine!

Proverbs 17:22

A cheerful heart is good medicine,

but a crushed spirit dries up the bone!!!!!