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♡lvlommee♡
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OMG! Let me VENT!!!!!!! Because I’M pissed!! So yesterday I went to Food Lion grocery store to pick up a few things for…

OMG! Let me VENT!!!!!!! Because I’M pissed!!

So yesterday I went to Food Lion grocery store to pick up a few things for dinner and I'm waiting in line and drop a $20 bill.

The lady in front of me picked it up so I thanked her and held my hand out - she said “The things found on earth are to be kept by the collector," and walks away.

😡I was like I KNOW SHE BETTER BE PLAYING WITH ME! I looked at the person behind me standing in line, they couldn't believe it either.... I’m like this can't be real right now, like seriously?

So I took a deep breath and I turn back towards the lady/thief/or whatever you want to call her and as I approached her I said, "Lady, do I look like I'm in the mood?! SOOOOO, of course I left everything and followed her into the parking lot.

She was almost running at this point to get away from me. When she got to her car she put her bags on the ground trying to get her trunk open.

I was boiling at this point! I decided that her “finders keepers" rule just presented the perfect opportunity for a great teachable moment... SO... I caught up with her, grabbed her grocery bags and headed to my car with her yelling at me from behind “Hey, those are mine.”

As I remembered what she had said to me earlier “The things found on earth are to be kept by the collector!" As I’m laughing hysterically 😂😂I hopped in my car ignoring her.

I had a sense of satisfaction. Anyway I get home and open the bags and what did I find?

3 T - Bone steaks

3 pounds Lobster

2 pounds of red potatoes

Garlic bread

And everything to make a nice salad

And a bottle of sweet red Winking Owl wine 🍷

I’m over here like dang that’s the best $20 bucks I ever lost 😂😂😂

In all seriousness.... this is just a joke to see who would read the entire post.

If you made it...please copy , paste ,sit back and enjoy 😂😂😂. Hopefully I just put a smile on your face!

Laughter is the best medicine!

Proverbs 17:22

A cheerful heart is good medicine,

but a crushed spirit dries up the bone!!!!!

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damnitred

🧡🤍OG Red🤍🧡Мама подростков

Damn you!!! This whole time I was like nah fuck that hoe then it was a joke 😂😂🙄

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luvmypumpkins1010

♡lvlommee♡Мама двоих (5 лет, 12 лет)

🤭

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bsandra

Sandra Многодетная мама (6 детей)

Omg🤣🤣🤣 I thought this actually happened to you, I was mad at her too🤣🤣🤣

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luvmypumpkins1010

♡lvlommee♡Мама двоих (5 лет, 12 лет)

😄

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llamapantaloons

Llama PantaloonsМама сына-младенца

🤣 I love this!

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luvmypumpkins1010

♡lvlommee♡Мама двоих (5 лет, 12 лет)

😁

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vergeenya

vergiМама двоих (5 лет, 13 лет)

Wow lol

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luvmypumpkins1010

♡lvlommee♡Мама двоих (5 лет, 12 лет)

🤭

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love_linds

LindseyМама троих детей

This had me fumingggg! Omggg lol

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luvmypumpkins1010

♡lvlommee♡Мама двоих (5 лет, 12 лет)

😄

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ladyfreyja

AndyМама троих детей

Oh man I was going to say this is one of the best stories I've ever heard and I probably would have done the same thing

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luvmypumpkins1010

♡lvlommee♡Мама двоих (5 лет, 12 лет)

😆 right lol

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I need to VENT!!!!!!! Because I'M MAAAAD!! 😡 I just went to Aldi to pick up a few things. I'm waiting in the checkout…

I need to VENT!!!!!!! Because I'M MAAAAD!! 😡 I just went to Aldi to pick up a few things. I'm waiting in the checkout line and I dropped a $20 bill (yep that's me trying to hold everything, because I didn't want a cart). The lady in front of me picked it up. I thanked her and held my hand out, and she said, "The things found on earth are kept by the collector," and walks away.😡 I was like oh heck NO!! I looked at the person behind me standing in line, they couldn't believe it either.... this can't be real life right now, right?! So I took a deep breath and I turned back towards the lady/thief/or whatever you wanna call her and as I approached her I said, "Do I look like I'm in the mood?! Let's not play games. Go ahead and give me back my money." She had the nerve to ignore me completely and TRIED to walk away from me... SOOOOO, of course I left everything and followed her into the parking lot as I was calling the police (because of course somebody's about to go to jail... not sure who at this point though, her or me). She was almost running at this point to get away from me, which was the first sign of real intelligence this lady had shown. 😂 When she got to her car she put her bags on the ground trying to quickly get her trunk open. I was boiling at this point! I decided that her “finders keepers" rule just presented the perfect opportunity for a great teachable moment... SO... I went into track star mode and ran full speed, and grabbed her grocery bags, and headed to my car yelling, "The things found on earth are kept by the collector!" I hopped in my car ignoring her every attempt to get my attention. I was outta line I'll admit, but she was too. I was HOT, but I had a sense of satisfaction at the same time. Lemme say this, anyone who knows me knows that as an adult I've never stolen anything so this is completely out of character for me. But anyway I get home and open the bags and what did I find? 3 packs of rib eye steaks 3 pounds of wild caught salmon 2 pounds of potatoes Everything to make a bomb salad And... A bottle of Wine I cant help but think to myself... WOW! Not bad for $20 dollars!😂😂😂 In all seriousness.... this is just a joke to see who would read the entire post. If you made it...please copy and paste and sit back and enjoy. Hopefully I just put a smile on your face! Laughter is the best medicine 😂😂😂 Have a great day❤❤❤

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