I need to VENT!!!!!!! Because I'M MAAAAD!! 😡
I just went to Aldi to pick up a few things. I'm waiting in the checkout line and I dropped a $20 bill (yep that's me trying to hold everything, because I didn't want a cart). The lady in front of me picked it up. I thanked her and held my hand out, and she said, "The things found on earth are kept by the collector," and walks away.😡 I was like oh heck NO!! I looked at the person behind me standing in line, they couldn't believe it either.... this can't be real life right now, right?!
So I took a deep breath and I turned back towards the lady/thief/or whatever you wanna call her and as I approached her I said, "Do I look like I'm in the mood?! Let's not play games. Go ahead and give me back my money."
She had the nerve to ignore me completely and TRIED to walk away from me... SOOOOO, of course I left everything and followed her into the parking lot as I was calling the police (because of course somebody's about to go to jail... not sure who at this point though, her or me). She was almost running at this point to get away from me, which was the first sign of real intelligence this lady had shown. 😂 When she got to her car she put her bags on the ground trying to quickly get her trunk open.
I was boiling at this point! I decided that her “finders keepers" rule just presented the perfect opportunity for a great teachable moment... SO... I went into track star mode and ran full speed, and grabbed her grocery bags, and headed to my car yelling, "The things found on earth are kept by the collector!"
I hopped in my car ignoring her every attempt to get my attention. I was outta line I'll admit, but she was too. I was HOT, but I had a sense of satisfaction at the same time. Lemme say this, anyone who knows me knows that as an adult I've never stolen anything so this is completely out of character for me. But anyway I get home and open the bags and what did I find?
3 packs of rib eye steaks
3 pounds of wild caught salmon
2 pounds of potatoes
Everything to make a bomb salad
And...
A bottle of Wine
I cant help but think to myself... WOW! Not bad for $20 dollars!😂😂😂
In all seriousness.... this is just a joke to see who would read the entire post.
If you made it...please copy and paste and sit back and enjoy. Hopefully I just put a smile on your face!
Laughter is the best medicine
😂😂😂 Have a great day❤❤❤
Yooooo my blood pressure right now!! 😂😂 I was about to cry lmao
I can’t believe someone would blatantly steal like that! Good for you for standing up for yourself. Karma bit her in the ass!
@mrs.hibben lol it didn't actually happen. It was a fb thing. But could u imagine if it had
Read this to my husband and he was like ohhhh no im sitting here laughing my fuckn ass off
i was so mad for you lmao. like i would tackle this bitch taking my money 😂😂 not cool!! i was so happy seeing what was in the bags too like damn talk about dope karma right there 😂
I have to comment again cause I had this long thing typed out before I read more 😂😂 you got me good with this lol I was like “yeah! Take that bitches groceries!”
Oh my gosh I really was like yeah go girl!! Now I’m sad it was just a joke 😂
😂 I wish this really happened to you bc it's such an entertaining story! 🤣
I knooow. Lol I would've done the same thing. Take them bags and RUN
Dude I was like I woulda punched a bitch then in picturing ur pregnant ass running in a parking lot yelling at what I pictured a older lady hahaha
Lmfaoooo I was like damn she’s smart to have taken the bags cause what if that was your last 20 😂😂😂 man
Right! Like, I usually only have enough to cover what I'm getting. I don't like to carry extra.
🤣 thanks I was getting mad for u thanks for the lol
I was impressed you could run fast enough to grab her stuff and go
Ohhhh I was getting mad mad. And I was about to say...good for you. Eat those steaks! LOL 😂
Lol I knew that was a joke I seen this before 😂 but fr id kick some ass
Fb special lol 😂 I would've scooped them bags up too
I knooow. But I'm sure it's actually happened somewhere
@allyzmommyxlw, oh I’m sure also! And I’d probably do something similar
The closest Aldi's to me is like 30 minutes away and people are really like that around there. I would've gone nuts.
Haha you little bitch. 😂😂I was thinking I wanted to kick this lady’s ass for you and to find out it’s a joke. Tisk tisk
Lol right! It's insane, bc the closest Aldi's to me, people are really like that there. I would've done the same damn thing though. Grab them groceries and run
@itsamemario hahahaha yea. I mean, how could you not. People are nuts
@allyzmommyxlw, seriously !!! This would deff happen in New York tho lmao
I can't believe it
My cousin stayed with me rent free from September 2015 to April 2016 and her stuff is still in my apartment. She's been saying she was going to come get her stuff for months. She text me this morning saying that she was going to come and get her stuff soon, and I asked her if I could have her air mattress. She tried to charge me $60 for it. The air mattress sells new for $35 on amazon and she didn't even pay $60 for it. I didn't respond and she just text me saying the $60 was...
I am so incredibly grateful for my best friend. Last night she and I were in a car accident. I was driving and we got hit by a student driver. My car is totaled, I had to come out of pocket for a rental car. Both of my kids car seats were in the car and I’ve been stressing on how to buy new seats for them, she just told me that her and her husband bought us new car seats. I can’t stop crying.
I can't take it anymore! Haley (yes my 1mth old and no I wasn't able to go through this "joy" of nursing my older daughter, Molly) has been screaming non stop for 6hrs! All she wants to do is eat and I can't have her attached to me all day, everyday! She has wanted to eat every hr on the hr for the past 3hrs! I put her in her room so I don't scream at her but I just can't take it!
My baby girl does not let me do anything all day 😭 I'm lucky if everything is done before my s.o gets home , she cried so I pick her up to feed her and change her diaper and once she's on my breast she eats and I burp her put her down and she'll cry I get her again and she's on my breast not even latched on just smelling my boobs 😭 I'm like girl really lmao she wants me to carry her or be with her all day , girl I wish I could lmao
This was hilarious!!!