I need to VENT!!!!!!! Because I'M MAAAAD!! 😡 I just went to Aldi to pick up a few things. I'm waiting in the checkout…
I need to VENT!!!!!!! Because I'M MAAAAD!! 😡
I just went to Aldi to pick up a few things. I'm waiting in the checkout line and I dropped a $20 bill (yep that's me trying to hold everything, because I didn't want a cart). The lady in front of me picked it up. I thanked her and held my hand out, and she said, "The things found on earth are kept by the collector," and walks away.😡 I was like oh heck NO!! I looked at the person behind me standing in line, they couldn't believe it either.... this can't be real life right now, right?!
So I took a deep breath and I turned back towards the lady/thief/or whatever you wanna call her and as I approached her I said, "Do I look like I'm in the mood?! Let's not play games. Go ahead and give me back my money."
She had the nerve to ignore me completely and TRIED to walk away from me... SOOOOO, of course I left everything and followed her into the parking lot as I was calling the police (because of course somebody's about to go to jail... not sure who at this point though, her or me). She was almost running at this point to get away from me, which was the first sign of real intelligence this lady had shown. 😂 When she got to her car she put her bags on the ground trying to quickly get her trunk open.
I was boiling at this point! I decided that her “finders keepers" rule just presented the perfect opportunity for a great teachable moment... SO... I went into track star mode and ran full speed, and grabbed her grocery bags, and headed to my car yelling, "The things found on earth are kept by the collector!"
I hopped in my car ignoring her every attempt to get my attention. I was outta line I'll admit, but she was too. I was HOT, but I had a sense of satisfaction at the same time. Lemme say this, anyone who knows me knows that as an adult I've never stolen anything so this is completely out of character for me. But anyway I get home and open the bags and what did I find?
3 packs of rib eye steaks
3 pounds of wild caught salmon
2 pounds of potatoes
Everything to make a bomb salad
And...
A bottle of Wine
I cant help but think to myself... WOW! Not bad for $20 dollars!😂😂😂
In all seriousness.... this is just a joke to see who would read the entire post.
If you made it...please copy and paste and sit back and enjoy. Hopefully I just put a smile on your face!
Laughter is the best medicine
😂😂😂 Have a great day❤❤❤
MamaToboys·
I was getting mad reading this .... 😅😂
Ally··
hahahaha yea. I mean, how could you not. People are nuts
MamaToboys··
seriously !!! This would deff happen in New York tho lmao
Ally··
yess!
💕💕💕·
Haha you little bitch. 😂😂I was thinking I wanted to kick this lady’s ass for you and to find out it’s a joke. Tisk tisk
Ally··
Lol right! It's insane, bc the closest Aldi's to me, people are really like that there. I would've done the same damn thing though. Grab them groceries and run
diana♡·
Мама двоих (младенец)
I can’t even imagine this happening to someone
Ally··
The closest Aldi's to me is like 30 minutes away and people are really like that around there. I would've gone nuts.
Heather·
😂😂 that’s a crazy story
Ally··
I knooow. But I'm sure it's actually happened somewhere
Heather··
oh I’m sure also! And I’d probably do something similar
Your Worst Nightmare 😘·
Lol I knew that was a joke I seen this before 😂 but fr id kick some ass
Ally··
Fb special lol 😂 I would've scooped them bags up too
Lindsey·
Ohhhh I was getting mad mad. And I was about to say...good for you. Eat those steaks! LOL 😂
Ally··
Lol right
Christine Phillips·
I was impressed you could run fast enough to grab her stuff and go
Ally··
You can do a lot when powered with anger
Bridgett·
Мама троих детей, ждёт четвёртого
🤣 thanks I was getting mad for u thanks for the lol
Ally··
🤣
Mind Yours·
Lmfaoooo I was like damn she’s smart to have taken the bags cause what if that was your last 20 😂😂😂 man
Ally··
Right! Like, I usually only have enough to cover what I'm getting. I don't like to carry extra.
cantdeletebutimgone·
Even though this is just a story. This is exactly something that I would do and I would not feel even a little bit bad or guilty. It's a good one though!!
Ally··
Right! It's soooo something I'd do
cantdeletebutimgone··
yup, no shame!!
Dusty ·
Dude I was like I woulda punched a bitch then in picturing ur pregnant ass running in a parking lot yelling at what I pictured a older lady hahaha
Ally··
🤣🤣🤣
jenna tess·
I wish this was true.
Luna_bear ·
😂 I wish this really happened to you bc it's such an entertaining story! 🤣
Ally··
I knooow. Lol I would've done the same thing. Take them bags and RUN
Little Mommy ·
Oh my gosh I really was like yeah go girl!! Now I’m sad it was just a joke 😂
Ally··
Riight!? Lol
.·
🤣🤣😂 I love this!
🌻·
I have to comment again cause I had this long thing typed out before I read more 😂😂 you got me good with this lol I was like “yeah! Take that bitches groceries!”
Ally··
Hahahahaha
🌸GoodVibeTribe🌸·
i was so mad for you lmao. like i would tackle this bitch taking my money 😂😂 not cool!! i was so happy seeing what was in the bags too like damn talk about dope karma right there 😂
Ally··
🤣🤣
Lucky Mommy ·
Мама двоих (младенец)
Damn had me thinking this was real ctfu
Ally··
🤣🤣🤣
Lucky Mommy ·
Мама двоих (младенец)
Read this to my husband and he was like ohhhh no im sitting here laughing my fuckn ass off
Ally··
😂😂
Hibben ·
I can’t believe someone would blatantly steal like that! Good for you for standing up for yourself. Karma bit her in the ass!
Ally··
lol it didn't actually happen. It was a fb thing. But could u imagine if it had
Hibben ··
apparently I didn’t read it all! 😂
Ally··
😅😅
M. P. ·
Yooooo my blood pressure right now!! 😂😂 I was about to cry lmao
Ally··
😂😂
Nicole ·
That was a good one. I was like really. Lol
Sarah Sanders·
Мама сына (4 года)
😆😆😆😆 you got me good
China·
This was hilarious!!!