Hahahah. So I have a big “no solicitation“ sign on my front door, yet the same three girls from the LDS church come once…
Hahahah.
So I have a big “no solicitation“ sign on my front door, yet the same three girls from the LDS church come once a week knocking on my door… I never answer.
So I hear a knock on the door, and I look out the window and see them. I answered the door and let them say what they wanted to say… I took the pamphlet they offered me, and then I said “This is wonderful, my wife and I can’t wait to join you soon!”.
They looked horrified. 😂. Look, I’m sorry… But if your religion doesn’t allow homosexuality in your church, then that is definitely not for me. I called my husband to tell him, and he wasn’t too pleased with me… He doesn’t care for confrontation. But, I can almost guarantee those girls aren’t going to be coming to my house anymore knocking during naptime. 🤷🏼♀️🏳️🌈❤️
Shannon·
Мама троих детей
They probably didn't know what that meant time for a little lesson
Celia C·
I actually have a story to tell you. One day I believe it was last year, one of the church ladies also came to our door. My boyfriend answered the door and they gave him a paper and they asked my boyfriend if he believed in god? I couldn’t believe he said he believed in the devil. They were shook! And again the lady asked him if he believed in god and he said yes but I also believe in the devil. And the lady had told him to pray because of what he had said. They ended up leaving right away! I was pretty upset of what he had said especially since I go to church with my daughter every Saturday. But hey! They never showed up again!
RoseMom·
Мама двоих (младенец)
*note to self* I need to get a sign 🙄😂
Mind Yours··
Same! 😂😂😂
Robyn ·
Мама троих детей
So my sign tells them I’m a lover of Jesus and already affiliated with Church we are a one income family so we’re not buying anything and unless they’re willing to bring wine and take the kids don’t touch my door and it’s worked like a charm!
Maybe in their brain soliciting they think of selling things just a thought
jenna tess··
That is so true! Someone above mentioned getting a sign that says no religion or politics solicitation- I’ll have to get one
Maya 🐝·
I had a dont wake the baby sign in my door! Worked at better than the solicitation sign. Who wants to deal with an angry mom and screaming baby?! 🤣
jenna tess··
Right! I was going to get one similar but then read a story about how people who were in the sex trade knew a child was in the house because of a sign. Got me all worried.
jenna tess··
I have a chihuahua- I should add a “be aware of dog” sign 😂
💕💕💕·
I really need to get a no soliciting sign too. I have someone coming up to my door probably once a week either trying to sell me something or try to talk to me about their church. I ain’t interested in either. 🙄
Little Mommy ·
That’s genius 😂 . I have a no soliciting sign that specifically states I don’t care to hear about religion or politics and so far it’s worked great
jenna tess··
Oh my God, this last government election season was brutal… My door was constantly knocked on.
I’ll have to upgrade to something like that.
I thought about putting something up that said something along the lines of “sleeping baby”, but then I saw this horrible story about these people who broken to take the kid, and they only knew the child was there because of that sign.
I’ll need to get something that just states no religious or political solicitation.
Little Mommy ··
this is very effective (except for AT&T assholes... I may need to update it to state if you work for a phone or cable company to go TF away)
Bean·
Hilarious!!
Natasha·
Мама дочки (1 год)
My fil answered the door in just a towel once for them 😂😂😂.
Myself i told them.their was no God.
And my dad sat on the front porch cleaning his guns with an open beer, a sign that said trespassers will be shot and survivors shot again (my dad doesnt drink alcohol ever)
Natasha··
Мама дочки (1 год)
@jennatess absolutely I agree. I dont believe there is a god per say but something bigger then us is out there for sure.
jenna tess··
I just think we all should just live in a world where we except everybody him, and love everybody. You know, “treat others like you’d like to be treated”. 😅.
Natasha··
Мама дочки (1 год)
yesss!!!!! 100% agree!
Kayla ·
😂😂😂😂
Kayla ··
@jennatess, that’s so funny! Hopefully it worked lol
jenna tess··
like I would understand a little more coming back every week had I not had a sign on my door that literally means don’t knock on my door. 🙄😒
Kayla ··
right? It’s so annoying