My 5yr old : “Mom, you always say that I’m you’re sunshine, if I go to bed now the moon will be lonely because he doesn’t have a friend”.
My 4yr old : “The dogs will be scared and have nightmares if I don’t stay awake to watch them”.
My 3 yr old : “I’m thirsty (after a glass of milk/water), I need to brush my teeth (already brushed twice in a row), I need to go potty (pretends to use the bathroom), my eyes won’t close or I’ll go to sleep after Mickey Mouse Clubhouse (after 3 episodes in a row)”.
My 1yr old : Thinks it’s play time and wants to play peek a boo with his blankie.
my 8 year old im hungry i need to clean my room