ahh typos sorry. its 630 am.. I'm going back to sleep.

oh man I worked in a tattoo/smoke shop. we were locaded in down town las vegas. its old and nasty. a lot of junkies of all sorts..lol I have stories man..a lot of my people were from out of town or local nasties.

when I first started working there I didn't know the ins and outs yet.. I use to feel bad for the homeless people. they would ask all the time to use out restroom.. well I found out why . nasty man went in scrapped all over the.place! another man was in there for a while.. I was hitting on the door he would not come out. in had a key so I had one of my tattoo artist open the door to see why he would in there almost an hour.. he was smoking crack! we also had the masturbater.. omg. was nasty strip nudies stuck on the wall ,ii sure with spooge.. a tube of lube and nasty street filth on the floor.. was so nasty.lol..

we would get drunk people that would puke on the floor sometimes.. eh. I can't stand to see puke.. is always make them clean it.lol

seriously could go on and on... they were true customers from hell..lol

this happened at work, but the offenders were employees..

i worked at walgreens as a assistant manager and i was talking to 2 cashiers who just came in for their shift. we will call one "betty" and the other "sally".

sally: "i just bought one of those big giant pools for my backyard. its one of those ones that has the big inflatable rings around the top."

me: "cool. i used to have one of those."

sally: "yeah, i think im going to ask the store manager if i can bring it in and carry it to the office and fill the ring up with the helium tank."

me: ".................................." (thinking this batch has lost her damn mind.)

***cue dumbass #2***

betty: " oh, i wouldnt do that! the pool would float away!!"

i just walked away.

really?? btw, we are talking those big 41/2 ft deep pools. wth.

i use to work at chuck e cheese and i had a women come up to the cash register and was ordering some food i had notice that she had a baby in her arms then i look again and her breast was out from feeding the baby i tierd to tell her but she wasnt having it so i just stood there with a deer in the head lights look!

I worked in Spencers and once a couple of guys came in asking for tank tops, but they only said 'tanks', the first thought that came to my head was fish tanks, I even asked them if they meant fish tanks. They gave me WTF look and said no, tanks tops.. I smacked my head on that one, my coworkers had a good laugh though.

i worked at price cutter in the deli when i was 18. i had a 50+ year old woman that came in all the time. she was always dressed as a barbie. wore short skirts low cut tops and high boots for example. she asked us to call her barbie even. well i saw her leavin one day and she has a hot ponk convertable with a barbie sitting in her passanger seat. lol

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I used to work at clothing store , one day this man came n boufgt some lingerine. He check out n went straight to the fitting room and after taking a while he came out wirh a wig n his lingerine on and some heels .he just walked out the store like that.

I was laughing how hilarious this guy looked with that two piece g string n gown on.

Has soin has he walked out to the parking lot the cops arrested him ..

Crazy experience

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I used to be a manager at Gadzooks and some girl came in to try on bathing suits. When one of the employees went to clean out her dressing room it looked like someone had been murdered in there. There was blood all over the suits she had tried on, all over the seat, floor, and walls. She had also stuck her bloody pad to the wall. It was so nasty and lucky me i got to clean it up cause I was the only manager there.

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Rumba those exactly the stories that are suitable for this forum!

Eww lmao

I worked at a Walgreens and one time toilets blew up! The bathrooms are for employees only though. Well this one lady kept begging for us to let her daughter use the bathroom. Normally us employees would just to be nice but this time we said no. I mean there was poop all over the place! So she got rude and nasty with us so we ok. She walked in the bathroom and started screaming! "OH MY G-D! THIS s*** IS NASTY! WHY WOULD Y'ALL LET US IN THIS BATHROOM. OH MY LORD!" I had never laughed so hard in my life. Then when she walked out we said "We told you so!" Ahh, good times.

I used to work for Church's chicken and on Mondays we had a 2 piece dark special for 99¢ .So one Friday morning a man came in and asked for a Monday special and my manager was like "no sir " and the guy said "well why the hell not, this is churches ain't it? and y'all got Monday special, so why can't I have it ". I told the man that it was Friday and he called us all some crazy b**** es lol

While serving at a restaurant we had some plumbing problems in the mens room so our womens room became a unisex bathroom for the day as it was Sunday and the GM couldnt get anyone until Monday. The mens room is a single room restroom with two urinals and an unenclosed toilet and the womens is two fully enclosed stalls with mirror tint so you cant see if anyone is in them but I can see out. Well this guy and his crew were obnoxious the second they came in the restaurant, being rude, feeling entitled, walking around with no shoes on and just all around a-holes. So im in one of the stalls and my doors locked and the other is free. I had an upset tummy so you do the math, needless to say I didnt want anyone knowing I was in there so I just stayed quiet. Two of the guys walk in and one uses a stall and the other waits as im locked in the other hes thinking its just locked with no one in it. He obviously cant wait for the other because he proceeds to whip his junk out and pees in the sink. Yeah! Disgusting! They leave the restaurant and come back lets say two Weeks later and the mens room is fixed. Im ringing up an order on the computer next to the restrooms where he and his buddies are waiting as its locked and someone is in there during our slammed Saturday brunch. He starts hitting on me first and saying things that are uncalled for so I just ignore it, I was really busy. He sees I am not responding and says to me "wow this guy is taking so long is anyone even in there?" I said "well if you really have to go that bad why dont you just pee in a sink, you've done it before and seem to think its an ok thing to do". He turned bright red and knew exactly what I was referring to and the look on his face was priceless, thinking no one knew besides his friend what he did and his other buddies start dogging him for getting called out and shot down lol

The funniest retail stories I have are from when I worked in a head shop that sold both bongs and porn, so we catered to the stoned and the horny. But those stories probably aren't suitable for this forum lol

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