Fun "adult" survey. 😁

1. Sex is best in the morning, afternoon, or night?
Anytime!

2. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
If you’re facing the bed, on the right.

3. Pork, Beef, or Chicken?
Chicken.

4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Yep. When I was 17 I was driving from OK to CO in the the middle of August and my car had no A/C. I over heated.

5. What leg do you put in pants first when putting them on?
My right.

6. Candles or Incense?
Candles

7. Do you dance when no one is watching?
I dance any time!

8. Did you play doctor when you were little?
Yep.

9. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope.

10. Stove top cooking or microwave?
Stove top.

11. Would you rather your car or your house be dirty?
My car

12. Shower or bath?
Shower. But I like to sit on the floor of the tub with the water falling on me.

13. Do you pee in the shower?
Sometimes

15. Mexican or Chinese food?
Chinese.

16. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? A little of both.

17. Do you love someone?
My family.

18. Do you own sex toys?
Yep.

19. Corn Dogs or Hot Dogs?
Neither! Yuck!

20. Your favorite restaurant?
Cabo Wabo

21. What did you have for lunch today?
Too early for lunch here but probably leftover fettuccine.

22. Which do you prefer, iceberg or romaine lettuce?
Romaine

23. When did you last fall down?
Just before Halloween. Broke my foot.

24. Have you ever wished someone were dead?
Never.

25. Love or Money?
Love.

26. Credit Cards or cash?
Cash

27. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
No.

28. Oreos or Vanilla Wafers
Oreos

29. How do you like your steak cooked?
Medium well

30. How do you like your eggs cooked?
Poached.

31. Have you ever knocked someone off their feet in a fight?
Yes...

32. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Camping

33. Would you rather have a root canal or minor surgery?
Surgery

34. Would you shave your entire body (including your head)?
Nope

35. Would you rather have lice or an STD?
Lice.

36.What is your favorite hard candy?
I hate hard candy.

37) Ever been to a strip club?
Yep.

38) Ever been to a bar?
Yep.

39) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Yep.

40) Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
I’m sure I have.

41) Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex?
Yes

42) Thrown up from drinking too much?
Rarely

43) Had sex in the car?
Yes

44) Had sex at the beach?
Yes

45) Had sex in a movie theater?
Yes

46) Had sex in a bathroom?
Not a public bathroom, that’s gross.

47) Had sex at work?
No

48) Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yep

49) Bought something from an adult store?
Yep

50) Have you spent over $200.00 in one visit to the adult store?
No

51) Is there anyone other than SO that you would ever consider having sex with?
Not anymore.

52)Have you been caught having sex?
Yep

54) Have you ever kissed a stranger?
No

55) Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
My husband. And old boyfriends from like 15 years ago.