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So I was just feeding my daughter a bottle and all of a sudden she starts pushing I'm like okay you're going to poop so…

So I was just feeding my daughter a bottle and all of a sudden she starts pushing I'm like okay you're going to poop so what you gotta do girl...next thing I know I feel warmth on my leg I pick her up and there is literally poop all over my lap (I'm wearing shorts) it's all over her and I'm sitting there trying to figure out what to do if I stand up it's going to go all over the floor, so luckily at the right time my brother walks out of his room I scream for him to come grab her so I can get the crap off my lap, well he starts freaking out saying how gross it is (he's gay and a priss) so he starts screaming for his boy friend who comes running out and grabs Aubrey, in the mean time the only thing I have near me to clean myself up with is tissues, (which by the way barely worked) his boyfriend puts her on the changing table now she's squirming around smearing the crap literally all over up her back etc. so I had to put her in the bath and wash her off but I can't put her down to get a towel or anything so my brother grabs me a towel and a washcloth thank god and I was able to bathe her. But now I can't bathe myself because I have no one to watch her. All of this has happened and it's only noon 😭😭😭 lord help me. #shootme #itsthatmomlife #ireallyneedashower 😭😭😭

I love how I repeatedly told my father in law not to let my daughter root through the toy box because she doesn’t want anything out of it anyway and he keeps picking her up and taking her to the toy box no matter how many times I tell her no and tell him she doesn’t even want anything out of there anyway. At first I told him “only let her get one toy” so she picks one up and he is still holding her over the toy box then tries to put her over the baby gate so she can grab more. I’m sorry but you aren’t the one that has to pick up all these toys. You aren’t the one who has to put them back. He never picks up toys. Everyone wants to get the toys out for her out no one ever wants to help me pick them back up. The fact that I said not to let her get anything out of the box more than 5 times really pisses me off. You may be her grandparent but you aren’t her parent. So now I have mass toys to pic up on top of the toys she already had out from this morning

Yesterday I went out with my boyfriend went to watch a movie, me and him don't live together yet. but point is yesterday…

Yesterday I went out with my boyfriend went to watch a movie, me and him don't live together yet. but point is yesterday when he was dropping me off his like sleep over at my house witch the mom and dad lives. I said no, his response was why is everyone deciding or making choices for you and their going to do the same with the baby, when I know that's not true. what he thinks is that my mom tells me not to sleep over. So he left all mad. and I felt in my heart that he went on and cheated on me and did something else with an other girl.... and it's 10:51 am now and he hasn't texted me at all. and after he dropped me off I texted him saying what I felt and nothing. I don't know if I'm over reacting or what or what should i do. do i wait until he text me?

I can't take it anymore! Haley (yes my 1mth old and no I wasn't able to go through this "joy" of nursing my older…

I can't take it anymore! Haley (yes my 1mth old and no I wasn't able to go through this "joy" of nursing my older daughter, Molly) has been screaming non stop for 6hrs! All she wants to do is eat and I can't have her attached to me all day, everyday! She has wanted to eat every hr on the hr for the past 3hrs! I put her in her room so I don't scream at her but I just can't take it!

Ok, so my friend is wanting to get pregnant but..... Her fiancé does not want kids, at lease for another 3-5 years he…

Ok, so my friend is wanting to get pregnant but..... Her fiancé does not want kids, at lease for another 3-5 years he said... so she came up with the idea to have me pee on a stick for her and show it to him so that he’ll be comfortable with not wearing a condom and finishing in her.. basically the whole idea is to make him think she’s pregnant already...... so I do this favor for her or should I tell my girl to chill? He and my husband are friends through us and he’s going to invite him over tonight and run it by him...

So fucking pissed. My niece drew all over my daughters wall in her playroom. I tell my sister about it and she had the…

So fucking pissed. My niece drew all over my daughters wall in her playroom. I tell my sister about it and she had the nerve to fucking laugh. If that were my daughter and she did that to her house I'd be paying for new painted walls!! then had the nerve to say "she's only two". (She's allowed to do that at their house) well here she got her ass busted and put in time out until her mother gets here. Now I have to figure out how get this crayon off the damn walls with out them being ruined. fml. so much for being nice!!