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Moms of the US, unite!·Мама дочки-младенца
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Moms,

Doesn't it seem like once you're a mom (or pregnant), you can't help but be late. You have to pack your diaper bag, dress the baby, find your keys and... Wait are you dressed too? Or is it sweatpants and a dirty T-shirt again?

We want to create a funny but truthful blog post about the real reasons moms are always late. Please add your replies in the comments below.

Thank you!

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akire0307
Erika·Мама дочки (12 лет)

Diaper blow out just as you have everyone at the door ready to walk out. Now mom and baby need a bath and new set of clothes.

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jlspoores
Jennifer spoores·Мама сына-младенца

I'm never late due to my child it's always my boyfriend that causes me to be late

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liz5511
liz·Мама двоих (1 год, 3 года)

Ugh. Story of my life! Lol. Trying to get a 3 y/o and 1 y/o ready plus myself get all their stuff ready change the kids again because they decided to make a huge mess get everyone and everything packed into the car just to see their dad sleeping and not ready :/ a swift kick in the a$$ and hes finally ready and wondering why im irritated. Lol

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elenalee
Elena Lee·Мама двоих (младенец)

Forget the babies, I can't even get my husband out on time. Smh. I give up.

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hayesmommy
Lynise·Мама дочки-младенца

Having everything ready (bottles diaper bags etc.) get the baby dressed and in the car seat only to find out the baby had a blow out so you unload and change her but then she wants to eat again lol

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mommaofthree2017
Chas·Мама двоих (1 год, 4 года), ждёт третьего

it takes me 3 or 4 hours to get myself, my husband, and my 1year old son and 4 year old son ready to go anywhere. I'm always losing the diaper rash cream or the wipes. So lately I have decided to preplan. If we are going anywhere I now have everything in 1 spot at all times (other than the sippy cups which are always in the cabinet) hoping this will make everything easier and take up less time.

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simplysade6551
Sade'·Мама троих детей

Definitely Ive learned how to plan ahead if my (their) appointments are at 4 pm Im leaving at 230 kids packed at 1

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greenlife.mama
Whitney·Мама дочки-младенца

I always wake up 3 hours before we have to leave to go anywhere. I get all of my daughters toys, diapers, food, etc. packed in her bags for whatever the occasion. On a regular basis my daughter is up by 6am for her first meal, but ANYTIME we really have to be someone she sleeps in! It throws everything off! I never dare wake a sleeping baby... Thats why I'm ALWAYS atleast an hour late

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milestide25
Patricia Miles·Мама сына-младенца

I called my boss this morning to tell him I would be about 5 minutes late for work because my son was attached to my boob.

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erica.morales718
Deleted·Мама сына-младенца

I seem to always be late because when I am finally walking out the door, my son poops and I got to walk in and change him AGAIN. 😂💩

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rainbowbaby2015
Summer·Мама дочки-младенца

I have to pack two diaper bags (one with cloths and diapers wipes and her meds, and then one that has her formula bottles and water (I will only use bottled water)) and then get her dressed, get my purse ready (I unpack my purse every night because everything I put in my purse I use all throughout the day) and then get myself dressed and out the door

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justjanee1
janee·Мама троих детей, ждёт четвёртого

I have to get my 4 yr old dressed she is the hardest to get dressed all while screaming thru the house for my oldest to put her phone down and put on clothes or put her bow in her hair. still chasing my 1yr son around the house trying to get him dressed grab luchables for everybody only to turn and and find my 4yt old has taken off all her clothes because "she got bored " gettuher dress in the speed of light getting everybody ready not for get his cups and her thermal mug. to get in the car and my oldest say mommy I forgot to grab our phones.

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marleiismama
RoRo 💖💜·Мама дочки-младенца

It seems like no matter how early I try to get us ready , we're always late ! Mostly I get MJ dressed first and she's fine but ,when it's my turn she s gets fussy and that's time added. #MomLife

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haileybuttons
Hailey·Мама двоих (младенец)

There is something about being in the car seat that makes my baby spit up. Every single time. Bibs are a necessity or we're back inside to change. One time we left early for a birthday party to run errands and I was feeling very accomplished. I guess my baby knew that things were going too well; so as I was changing him, he pooped all over the car, himself and the baby carrier. I'd rather be late!!

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sydneyh
Syd·В ожидании первенца

You get everyone dressed and out the door and pick up your son to put him in the car and he has had a blow out diaper and it's not always pee. lol

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tracynangel
Tracy Pimentel 💋·Мама двоих (младенец)

My dog always gets diarrhea for some reason every time I get ready to leave the house...without her, I have to figure out Ezra's meals for the day, heat that up, cut it up, pack in thermos, make sure there's enough milk and bottles, pacifiers, diapers, etc in the diaper bag, feed him before we leave, change his diaper, pack extra clothes, bibs, put stroller into the trunk, get his lovey, extra toys so he's busy while I'm out, snacks, water, his sippy cup, and blankets in case it's cold, then remember I haven't eaten, so I shove some toast and whatever I can find into my mouth, look for keys, find my wallet, bottle of water, put dog into kennel, ugh so much more, but I'm tired of writing. 😲😭

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jazmin805
jazmin·Мама сына-младенца, беременна (20 нед.)

baby almost always poops right when we get in the car or right when were at the front door..dosent matter what tine of the day it is..and when ever he poops..withing a minute its all over his back

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red_carr
Lauren🖤·Мама дочки-младенца

Baby always spits up right before we leave then I have to change her completely.

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armyvet_working_mom_of_4
Melinda Parker·Мама троих детей, ждёт четвёртого

I have to get dressed first, get two girls hair done, amd getting dressed is last minute. If you my kids dressed they're ready to leave then, so you pack.up bags and so forth. My kids are 5 uears old, 3 years old, 2 years old, amd 28 weeks pregnant. So after getting everything ready, you get them dressed. Then just puck up theor shoes, amd put them in when you get there. because they will be taken them off before we get their. Like I just cleaned and now I have to clean agian, I was thinking about running to the store. Well nope.

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mommagotbump16
Heather·Мама двоих (младенец)

For the longest stretch while I was pregnant with my second, my 2 year old would wait til we were trying to leave to say, "Uh I just poo poo..." Even though I asked him 5 minutes before that whether or not he had to go. It happened often enough that my boss began asking if I needed to change my shift time because I made in it a few minutes late for so many days! Thank goodness he stopped, but now it's the, "No let me do it!" phase, so we're back to square one! 😂😒

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tater4414
Eternity·Мама дочки-младенца, беременна (38 нед.)

I get everyone ready and everytime the baby blows out her diaper with the worst poop possible. Not to mention my husband looses his socks and I forget to do my hair and end up looking like a hobo while everyone else looks like this picture perfect family lol. #livingthemomlife

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navywifej

i always forget i have to get dressed too lol

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kdchaos
Kadie·Мама сына (2 года), беременна (28 нед.)

we always forget something at home and have to turn around and run back in to get it.

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mommy_broadway
Isha Lena Broadway·Мама дочки-младенца

the baby always blows out or spits up everywhere the second we are walking out the door lol so back inside and out of the carseat to change her clothes 😂

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jesjes
jessenia·Мама двоих (младенец)

I'm always late because I got to get my 3boys ready my husband can't find something to wear or he cant find his shoes and my kids one is running around trying to leave naked and my smallest well he's small and I still got to pack diaper bag and get ready, yeahhh it's a mission!!!

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adrien.ayliena

@preggie_usa, We're always late either because our babies cry an delay us mom's or either we have to get the baby bag ready an baby's outfit ready besides our self and this is a every day thing lol

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carmanbaby
Kartrena·Мама дочки-младенца

Usually I get dressed first then I, then I get the baby dressed, changed and feed, but the main reason I'm usually late is I misplace my keys and my wallet so I spend 30 minutes to an hour looking for them, then I have to get everything in the vehicle then we can finally leave to our destination

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blessings83
kia·Мама дочки-младенца

Im a newbie so I added another hour to Getting ready

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twins12
BANNED -jenna_kay·Мама двоих (1 год, 2 года)

just had this happen yesterday we had to leave early and I got myself ready first then got the kids up to get ready and when they don't want to be up it leaves getting them ready up to me. I got my daughter ready (she's 2) then got my son ready (he's 1) then I turn around and find my daughter with all of her clothes off standing on her head which means I have to fix her hair again and get her dressed. then turn around and my son has his shoes off. I just leave them off and hurry to get them to the car and start to leave.I get halfway there when I realize I forgot to get the diaper bag and have to go all the way back and get it. by the time I get there I am already an hour late

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mommy2three_boys
Laqueesha 😋😘·Мама троих детей

Im always late cause one child hate clothes the other child hate shoes and my other child likes to go. I have to get dressed first then them. and my youngest baby like to poop every time he get in the car (literally)

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klove23
shakala·В ожидании первенца

I'm always to tires to actually get up when my alarm goes off then right before im out the door I have to pee.. OF COURSE! Then lastly when I go to lock the door I can't find my keys #pregnancybrain.. It never fails !

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dijahhh
Khadijah Winkelman·Мама дочки-младенца

I've walked out the house and got in the car with slippers on & my hair a mess 😩 My baby girl looked like she stepped out of a Carter's magazine though!

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missing587user
missing587user·Мама троих детей

I'm always late becaus my kids don't like clothes, if I dress them 20min or more before I leave the house they will take all but underwear off so I have to dress them when I'm about to leave smh 🙁🙁🙁

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