Heather
@mommagotbump16
Мама двоих (10 лет, 13 лет)
США, Луизиана, Bossier City
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- I can't even describe how happy I am that we finally have Yuengling in Louisiana. Seriously dudes...it's awesomesauce. 🍻31.08.20162 лайка
- Y'all, I'm at such a loss. My 3 yo had 2 stomach bugs within 2 weeks (the last one was 2 weeks ago). He's had random bouts of vomiting ever since, which his ped…26.08.20165 комментариев3 лайка
- Matthew threw up this morning, so I can't take him to school, but I can't miss work. And of all fucking days, my mother won't answer her phone. Damn.25.08.20161 комментарий1 лайк
- Waiting for my sons' daycare director to call has my stomach in knots, like I'm being caked to the principal's office! Rotfl I'm betting it's nothing...I hope. …23.08.20164 лайка
- The boys were chilling out this morning, before Lucas went to his first day of "school" 😢 Luckily I didn't break down this morning!22.08.20166 лайков
- #momlifeshoutout to a bunch of the awesome ladies (I've lost track of who I wanna tag, so I may miss some of ya): @heera @cajunpeach89 @sagwaenglish @kellynicol…21.08.20167 комментариев8 лайков
- #momlifeshoutout to all my fellow military moms (spouses and members)! I've lost track of everyone, so I'm sorry I didn't tag everyone!21.08.20163 лайка
- #momlifeshoutout to @nurseriri for being a fellow nurse-in-crime on here! And breastfeeding superhero. And overall awesomeness with adorable kids. #nuffsaid21.08.20164 лайка
- #momlifeshoutout to @mrsthig and @wiccanmommy, my breastfeeding super mommas! There's plenty of us out there, but y'all offer some great support and advice--hig…21.08.20161 комментарий7 лайков
- #momlifeshoutout to @theinkedmommy because you're fucking hilarious and your Lainey pics are infectious 😂 And you throw that FTM label right back at the haters,…21.08.20161 комментарий8 лайков
- First time really paying attention on here in a few days lol, so here goes! #momlifeshoutout to @tayek and @mylovejude, because y'all have been fighters on a wh…21.08.20161 комментарий5 лайков
- So, I kept Matthew home yesterday, just to be sure that he wasn't still sick. Never once threw up or even felt bad. This morning, we get up, and right when I'm …18.08.20161 лайк
- Think I'm just gonna have to call my mom tomorrow and see if she'll bear with Lucas for a bit to try the bottle. He's flat out refusing now. 😒 Fan-freaking-tast…17.08.20164 лайка
- This fucking, neverending stomach bug is gonna put my OCD in overdrive. Lysol'ed the shit outta everything again, bleaching the toys that can handle it, rewashi…17.08.20163 лайка
- OMFG. Matthew just threw up again. What the bloody hell!?! There's no other sick kids in his class. If this is another stomach bug, it's the THIRD one in 2 week…16.08.20163 лайка
- Sleeping in crib? ✔ Taking a bottle from mommy or daddy? 🚫 😒 Come on dude...you start daycare in 6 days!16.08.20162 комментария1 лайк
- First night in his crib last night, aaaanndd...he slept. For over 7 hours. Idk if it was the combination of everything or what, but I'll take it! Of course I sl…16.08.20168 лайков
- Captain Crankypants over here decided naps were lame today. God help us tonight. 😩 @kellynicole, @theinkedmommy, Godspeed ladies.16.08.20166 лайков
- Happy 3rd birthday Matthew! I can't believe how much you've grown, physically, in your generosity, your mind...we're just so proud to be your parents buddy. And…15.08.20166 лайков
- Both boys crashed on the couch earlier. Matthew hasn't thrown up in a while, but he has stayed exhausted the rest of the day. Praying he's well in the morning!14.08.20161 комментарий5 лайков
- Oh I feel so awful for my boy. Poor kid started throwing up again right before his birthday party, so he missed the whole thing. 😢 Now he's exhausted, just layi…13.08.20164 лайка
- Hubby promised to make me a pot of coffee after sex. Lol sucker, he didn't have to bribe me! 😜13.08.20169 лайков
- Of course. Why wouldn't Matthew get sick the second my mom is coming to get him to spend the night?! Then it seemed like she was ok with taking him (because he …12.08.20162 комментария4 лайка
- I really, really don't like my kids right now. Lucas finally let me put him down at 1...woke back up at 3:30. And Matthew has been in bed kicking us since 3. 😡 …12.08.20165 лайков
- Ugh come on dude, hurry up nursing. Mama has been ready for bed since around 9:45...12.08.20162 лайка
- Sweet baby Jesus. THANK YOU. I've got a calm Lucas nursing, and Matthew is sitting next to me calmly watching PJ Masks. I'm gonna appreciate this moment while i…11.08.20169 лайков
- Good grief Lucas, you cannot spend the day with a boob in your mouth the entire time! And he won't let me soothe him to sleep. Soooo I can feed him, let him sle…11.08.20162 лайка
- I'm seriously about to cry. Whatever the fuck this is...sleep regression, world's longest stretch of cluster feeding, growth spurt...it needs to be over already…11.08.20162 комментария4 лайка
- Ok seriously Lucas. Whatever grow spurt this is needs to hurry up, because you sleeping only 5 hr at night means mommy gets less than 4 hr. I'ma need more than …11.08.20162 лайка
- Eventually, I will have more than 30 minute stretches without a child on my boob. Eventually.11.08.20166 лайков
- So hubs has been telling Lucas all day that he WILL go to bed early because we need mommy-daddy time... It's 11:30 now. And I'm still feeding Lucas. 😑 Damn it k…10.08.20163 лайка
- Как Huggies справляются с экстремальными ситуациями?09.08.20169 комментариев9 лайков
- Third fucking time I've tried to get Lucas to bed. Soooo stubborn!09.08.20162 комментария3 лайка
- Matthew just had to read to Lucas yesterday. 😍 (And by read, I mean make up a story while he turns pages lol.) I was so afraid that he'd be jealous of his littl…09.08.201616 лайков
- Alright Lucas, you're gonna have to nurse faster bud...we've gotta get big brother to school by 9:30, and Momma is still in pj's. 😂08.08.20168 лайков
- When the thunderstorm gets extra ugly and your son runs out of his room crying, you make an exception to the sleep-in-your-own-bed rule. ⚡😢👪😙😴08.08.20163 лайка
- So I just tallied it up--I've pumped approximately 564 oz over the past 7 weeks! (I've got 493 oz still frozen.) And I've still got 2 weeks left til I go back t…07.08.20162 комментария10 лайков
- Boys. We've had this discussion. Sleep keeps mommy sane...makes her pretty. Please let mommy have it!07.08.20168 лайков
- Oohhh. My brother's gf. So close to banning the bitch from my house, my kids... Seriously. Making snide comments about, "I'd never announce on Facebook to (inse…07.08.20161 лайк
- I'm feeding Lucas at the Bx, so hubs takes Matthew to go shopping. He asks if I'm ok by myself, and when I say "well duh," he says, "Just checking, because that…06.08.20166 лайков
- My husband's idea of good "communication" lol: Husband: So we're gonna still see y'all for lunch right? Me: Uhhhh... Husband: Remember, we talked about it yeste…06.08.20162 лайка
- Baby wakes up at 6:15 to nurse. Toddler sneaks into room about the same time. Get baby back to sleep, and toddler says it's time to watch TV! 😂😴😴 Yeah yeah swee…06.08.20165 лайков
- Lucas is feeling better, so I was finally able to nurse him again. Damn if that kid didn't drape his arm over that boob like he was greeting an old friend! 😂 😂 …05.08.20161 комментарий7 лайков
- I think we're gonna need a bigger freezer... 😂😂😂04.08.20166 комментариев14 лайков
- Ahh praise Jesus. They found his heart beat!!!!!04.08.20161 комментарий13 лайков
- Prayer request for a friend please! They couldn't find baby's heart beat this morning. She'll be 18 weeks on Saturday. 😢04.08.20163 комментария5 лайков
- Holy quesadillas Batman. If you're passionate on a subject, that's great. But do the responsible thing. EDUCATE. Don't fear monger people into a choice. #rantov…03.08.20166 комментариев8 лайков
- Poor Lucas is still fighting this damn stomach virus. 😢 Pedialyte for 24 hr, then back to the doctor tomorrow. I hate seeing babies this little being sick! Pray…03.08.20161 комментарий7 лайков
- IUD is perfect according to everything done today...whew! Just waiting to find out why little man is still throwing up. 😟03.08.20162 комментария3 лайка
- At my OB to check my IUD and Lucas vomits ALL over me. Guess he's seeing the doctor today too...03.08.20162 лайка