Heather
@mommagotbump16·Мама двоих (9 лет, 12 лет)
США, Луизиана, Bossier City
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- I can't even describe how happy I am that we finally have Yuengling in Louisiana. Seriously dudes...it's awesomesauce.
- Y'all, I'm at such a loss. My 3 yo had 2 stomach bugs within 2 weeks (the last one was 2 weeks ago). He's had random bouts of vomiting ever since, whi...
- Matthew threw up this morning, so I can't take him to school, but I can't miss work. And of all fucking days, my mother won't answer her phone. Damn.
- Waiting for my sons' daycare director to call has my stomach in knots, like I'm being caked to the principal's office! Rotfl I'm betting it's nothing....
- The boys were chilling out this morning, before Lucas went to his first day of "school" 😢 Luckily I didn't break down this morning!
- #momlifeshoutout to a bunch of the awesome ladies (I've lost track of who I wanna tag, so I may miss some of ya): @heera @cajunpeach89 @sagwaenglish...
- #momlifeshoutout to all my fellow military moms (spouses and members)! I've lost track of everyone, so I'm sorry I didn't tag everyone!
- #momlifeshoutout to @nurseriri for being a fellow nurse-in-crime on here! And breastfeeding superhero. And overall awesomeness with adorable kids. #nu...
- #momlifeshoutout to @mrsthig and @wiccanmommy, my breastfeeding super mommas! There's plenty of us out there, but y'all offer some great support and a...
- #momlifeshoutout to @theinkedmommy because you're fucking hilarious and your Lainey pics are infectious 😂 And you throw that FTM label right back at ...
- First time really paying attention on here in a few days lol, so here goes! #momlifeshoutout to @tayek and @mylovejude, because y'all have been fighte...
- So, I kept Matthew home yesterday, just to be sure that he wasn't still sick. Never once threw up or even felt bad. This morning, we get up, and right...
- Think I'm just gonna have to call my mom tomorrow and see if she'll bear with Lucas for a bit to try the bottle. He's flat out refusing now. 😒 Fan-fr...
- This fucking, neverending stomach bug is gonna put my OCD in overdrive. Lysol'ed the shit outta everything again, bleaching the toys that can handle i...
- OMFG. Matthew just threw up again. What the bloody hell!?! There's no other sick kids in his class. If this is another stomach bug, it's the THIRD one...
- Sleeping in crib? ✔ Taking a bottle from mommy or daddy? 🚫 😒 Come on dude...you start daycare in 6 days!
- First night in his crib last night, aaaanndd...he slept. For over 7 hours. Idk if it was the combination of everything or what, but I'll take it! Of c...
- Captain Crankypants over here decided naps were lame today. God help us tonight. 😩 @kellynicole, @theinkedmommy, Godspeed ladies.
- Happy 3rd birthday Matthew! I can't believe how much you've grown, physically, in your generosity, your mind...we're just so proud to be your parents ...
- Both boys crashed on the couch earlier. Matthew hasn't thrown up in a while, but he has stayed exhausted the rest of the day. Praying he's well in the...
- Oh I feel so awful for my boy. Poor kid started throwing up again right before his birthday party, so he missed the whole thing. 😢 Now he's exhausted...
- Hubby promised to make me a pot of coffee after sex. Lol sucker, he didn't have to bribe me! 😜
- Of course. Why wouldn't Matthew get sick the second my mom is coming to get him to spend the night?! Then it seemed like she was ok with taking him (b...
- I really, really don't like my kids right now. Lucas finally let me put him down at 1...woke back up at 3:30. And Matthew has been in bed kicking us s...
- Ugh come on dude, hurry up nursing. Mama has been ready for bed since around 9:45...
- Sweet baby Jesus. THANK YOU. I've got a calm Lucas nursing, and Matthew is sitting next to me calmly watching PJ Masks. I'm gonna appreciate this mome...
- Good grief Lucas, you cannot spend the day with a boob in your mouth the entire time! And he won't let me soothe him to sleep. Soooo I can feed him, l...
- I'm seriously about to cry. Whatever the fuck this is...sleep regression, world's longest stretch of cluster feeding, growth spurt...it needs to be ov...
- Ok seriously Lucas. Whatever grow spurt this is needs to hurry up, because you sleeping only 5 hr at night means mommy gets less than 4 hr. I'ma need ...
- Eventually, I will have more than 30 minute stretches without a child on my boob. Eventually.
- So hubs has been telling Lucas all day that he WILL go to bed early because we need mommy-daddy time... It's 11:30 now. And I'm still feeding Lucas. ...
- Как Huggies справляются с экстремальными ситуациями?
- Third fucking time I've tried to get Lucas to bed. Soooo stubborn!
- Matthew just had to read to Lucas yesterday. 😍 (And by read, I mean make up a story while he turns pages lol.) I was so afraid that he'd be jealous o...
- Alright Lucas, you're gonna have to nurse faster bud...we've gotta get big brother to school by 9:30, and Momma is still in pj's. 😂
- When the thunderstorm gets extra ugly and your son runs out of his room crying, you make an exception to the sleep-in-your-own-bed rule. ⚡😢😙😴
- So I just tallied it up--I've pumped approximately 564 oz over the past 7 weeks! (I've got 493 oz still frozen.) And I've still got 2 weeks left til I...
- Boys. We've had this discussion. Sleep keeps mommy sane...makes her pretty. Please let mommy have it!
- Oohhh. My brother's gf. So close to banning the bitch from my house, my kids... Seriously. Making snide comments about, "I'd never announce on Facebo...
- I'm feeding Lucas at the Bx, so hubs takes Matthew to go shopping. He asks if I'm ok by myself, and when I say "well duh," he says, "Just checking, be...
- My husband's idea of good "communication" lol: Husband: So we're gonna still see y'all for lunch right? Me: Uhhhh... Husband: Remember, we talked abo...
- Baby wakes up at 6:15 to nurse. Toddler sneaks into room about the same time. Get baby back to sleep, and toddler says it's time to watch TV! 😂😴😴 ...
- Lucas is feeling better, so I was finally able to nurse him again. Damn if that kid didn't drape his arm over that boob like he was greeting an old fr...
- I think we're gonna need a bigger freezer... 😂😂😂
- Ahh praise Jesus. They found his heart beat!!!!!
- Prayer request for a friend please! They couldn't find baby's heart beat this morning. She'll be 18 weeks on Saturday. 😢
- Holy quesadillas Batman. If you're passionate on a subject, that's great. But do the responsible thing. EDUCATE. Don't fear monger people into a choic...
- Poor Lucas is still fighting this damn stomach virus. 😢 Pedialyte for 24 hr, then back to the doctor tomorrow. I hate seeing babies this little being...
- IUD is perfect according to everything done today...whew! Just waiting to find out why little man is still throwing up. 😟
- At my OB to check my IUD and Lucas vomits ALL over me. Guess he's seeing the doctor today too...