Not that you guys care about my behind, but owe my anal fissures hurt sooooo bad I need advice! I just went #2, and I was literally screaming and moaning in pain. This bowel movement hurt just as bad as pushing a baby out..the first time..without pain meds. I've been doing the Epsom salt baths, cleaning my bum after bowel movements, stool softeners like the doctor suggested, but they're still getting worse! Any help would be awesome.. I don't have great health insurance, so would like to avoid another trip to the doctor, and Google is telling me what the doctor told me. Thanks mamas!