Tia-mija do you shave your coochie?

Me-uuhhh..yeah..(super awkward)

Tia-good, cause no one likes a cactus for a vagina.

Me- I heard that if you don't shave and go into labor they shave your vagina.

Tia-what the hell!? like they have someone professional who is just there to shave?

Me-lmfao! no, the nurse does it..I think.. uhm, I don't think someone would have clippers just for vaginas. lmfao. how would that be though? (my impersonation of the vagina barber) "would you like a three on top and like a fucken zero on bottom? here girl hold your flap while I get you a fresh cut." lmfao 😂😂😂😂😂