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annlovesyoo
ana·Мама дочки (1 год), беременна (35 нед.)

Update: For breakfast I usually cook a big breakfast on the stove. today I cooked all his food in the microwave since it was store bought breakfast. I took a bite of all of his food including his fruit. lol. I served his orange juice on a toddler cup. Him, "babe, ew! wtf is this! i dont drink out of baby cups! give me a big cup. and why do you keep bitting my food!? im hungry too! the hell!?" he likes to watch his Netflix shows but the TV timer shut the TV off. he he! he is obsessed with these fantasy phones games like clash of clans, domination, etc. I put a pin lock on his phone so he hasn't been able to get on his phone unless someone calls (no one has called). he finally realized my intentions and grabbed my phone to put a lock on my phone. I, the evil genius is two steps ahead of my lazy husband. i put a lock on my phone so he can't mess with my phone. This lazy man of mine is not happy. he is being a couch potato. since there is no technology he is all wrapped up in a blanket looking sad. he still doesn't know why I'm doing this so every time I walk by he says, "sorry. im hungry. I love you. babe, I need my phone." the best part is that him and I started a 90 day challenge a week ago where we have sex everyday for 90 days. he has been loving it but today he didnt get it in. I got a sexy outfit and teased him and walked away when I knew he was extremely horny. lmao. 😂😂😂 now he is saying, "baby me horny now! help me! please. that's mean. I love you. we make love. I'll dance for you if you change your mind" lmao. my husband is desperate ladies! I will soon have the talk with him on why he is only getting half of me.

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mature.mommy.39
Kelly·Мама двоих (12 лет, 12 лет)

So funny. Love to laugh. TY 4 sharing.

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courtlynn8
Courtney·Мама дочки-младенца

This is priceless 😂 definitely doing this to my so if he don't straighten up.

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housfullofgrls
Jessie·Мама двоих (4 года, 6 лет), ждёт третьего

😂😂😂

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geminimum666
Ann·Мама двоих (1 год, 5 лет)

That's awesome

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