there was a couple at the grocery store that kept looking at me for a good five minutes from down the isle. I was searching for the perfect ranch dressing for my salad.

any who, this couple says as I pass them "im going to get pregnant just looking at you, stay away I dont need your pregnancy getting into me".

uhmmm I dont think that's how it works lmfao. I should of started sprinkling my pregnancy dust around like a freaking fairy.

they were dead serious lol... im concerned for the overall population here in washington.