Laying here wide awake, my husband is passed out, and his boner is just stabbing me in the back. 🍆🙄
Like, can you please put that thing away.? It's done enough around here.!! 😂😂
@jessicahartze, my husband will be snoring and groping me at the same time. Like he sleep tries to have sex with me and won't even remember the next day 😂😂