so my hubby makes farting noises and its PISSING me off. so I said stop your annoying! he's like no I can do this if I wanna! and I say then I can kick your butt if I wanna! he's like
what the fucks up your ass
..... UGHHH I'm tired, im pregnant always caring for a almost 1 year old and you come home and do stupid shit and I get annoyed...

but nothing is up my ass xD haha