I play with his belly button and smack his butt lol he hates it

My sarcasam cause its that good he thinks im serious.

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When I tickle him its ok for him to do it but if I do it its the end of the world.

When I ask hypothetical questions

When I wear low cut shirts he thinks its advertising (well my shirt could to be to my eyes and ill still have cleavage ugh most annoying thing ever)

Stick my fingers in his bellybutton.

Tickle him while hes stretching.

Bite him and rub his junk and suck on his fingers to make him horny at the most innopportune times.

Nag him about his clothes being wrinkled.

Give him a bj while hes talking on the phone which forces him to get off the phone in the middle of a convo.

Grabbing his butt. He hates when ppl touch his butt. Especially in public.

Acting like Im a zombie and Im gonna eat him.

Yeah Im mean.

I make the bed before i get in it to go to sleep. It drives him nuts. He always b**** es that we are just going to get in it and mess it up anyway. Idc i like my bed to be organized and not be fighting the sheet

Thanks Sarina!!' You make me feel normal! He makes me drink it before he'll get me another one. I hate it!

Wow some of you ladies are just weird! Lmao

I was a bartender for a long time and I would say 98% of people don't drink the last sip of beer. I actually find it weird when people do ;)

Every night I try to put one of my leg on top of him like he's the pillow.. I guess it hurts his back.. I do it every night! Haha

I pick him while he's sleeping. Like rub my hand to find little bumps or things and pick them off.... gross I know but monkeys do it and I just completely forgot where I was going with the monkey thing hahaha

I never put boxes of food away after I use it. I stick my finger in his belly button and leave it there until he freaks out. I don't let him cuddle or even touch me when we're sleeping. I hate it.

With him he hangs his wet towels on top of the door. he never closes the door behind him. He leaves all the bugs for me to kill cause he's a baby.

if I'm planning on getting on his nerves then I copy everything he does an says lol then he says ok I'll do what ever you want if you'll stop copying me an it gets me my way :)

I whine about stuff if I don't wanna do it.

I say really random stuff sometimes when we are f*** ing..

Only cause I'm pregnant & we have way more tame sex & sometimes we talk the entire time. He says it doesn't annoy him but if it were The other way around if be annoyed :/

-obsess over a clean house. I always wash his cup he's using. And his shoes always get put in the closet.

-reorganize. He can't find anything.

-don't flush at night

-let the dog sleep with me

-eye the water for bottles instead of measure every time.

-mow the lawn. He gets pissed because I do it when it looks bad instead of waiting for him to.

-let clothes wrinkle before putting them away

Yep, he can't stand me! Lol.

When we talk on the phone and I make him repeat himself because I can't hear him. It's not that I can't hear him, I just zone out on the tv and other things sometimes when he rambles and i don't pay attention lol he gets mad and tells me to clean my damn ears

@linda I do the same thing lol. I put my fingers in his ears and he gets mad and I go "shhhh I'm looking for my treasures".

I also stick my tongue in his nose when he's laying down. Or stick my hairs in his nose. Or late at night I'll say that I'm hungry for "chicken wings" and then pretend to eat his fingers while he's trying to go to sleep.

Yeah I'm kinda ridiculous.

I'm indecisive.

I bite my nails.

I sometimes accidentally leave the wipes container open so the top wipe is always dry :/

cleaning to much lol and being scared of bugs

I stick my fingers in his ears and I tickle him. He hates being tickled! But I think its hilarious especially when we are having sex!

everything lol

but mostly I throw my clothes on the floor, and don't put things back where they go.

I can never decide what I want to eat. He gets so mad at me haha.

It annoys him that I never put gas in the car i always leave it on empty..

I'm horribly bad about just twisting the bag of bread and folding it under, instead of putting on the twist tie. For some reason,my husband can't stands it how I only shampoo my hair twice a week or so. Umm, that's why they make dry shampoo.. plus I can't stand having to dry it then flat iron. It never looks as good as 2nd or 3rd day hair,

When I say "i don't know" too much