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one thing that makes my day is when I come home and my man is asleep (he works nights) so I climb in bed and cuddle and take a nap and he loves to talk in his sleep well today it was priceless he got scared awake it sounded and I was like "are you ok?" and he's like "yeah baby I'll be ok we don't accept table violence" I'm laughing so hard trying not to choke on watermelon
Yesterday I went out with my boyfriend went to watch a movie, me and him don't live together yet. but point is yesterday when he was dropping me off his like sleep over at my house witch the mom and dad lives. I said no, his response was why is everyone deciding or making choices for you and their going to do the same with the baby, when I know that's not true. what he thinks is that my mom tells me not to sleep over. So he left all mad. and I felt in my heart that he went on and cheated on me and did something else with an other girl.... and it's 10:51 am now and he hasn't texted me at all. and after he dropped me off I texted him saying what I felt and nothing. I don't know if I'm over reacting or what or what should i do. do i wait until he text me?
Racial nickname I sometimes call my lo monkey. To me he looks like a little monkey. My so says it's racist and offensive. What do you think?
Ok now I’m like damn I wish B.B. was still here so I can become a B.B. mom 🤣🤣
Ok, so my friend is wanting to get pregnant but..... Her fiancé does not want kids, at lease for another 3-5 years he said... so she came up with the idea to have me pee on a stick for her and show it to him so that he’ll be comfortable with not wearing a condom and finishing in her.. basically the whole idea is to make him think she’s pregnant already...... so I do this favor for her or should I tell my girl to chill? He and my husband are friends through us and he’s going to invite him over tonight and run it by him...
Strippers. How do you all feel about your SO/hubby going to the strip club? I honestly have jealousy issues and I dont approve of it for my SO, as he already doesn't like too go. But i feel like if he wants to see women stripping on poles, I can be his own personal stripper. Lol ? I am just curious to see what others feel and think!
Angela Brown·
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table violence😂😂 was a table attacking him?!😂 my hubby says weird stuff too, he rolled over and was freaking out and said, "BABE! we forgot to pick up the cat tuxedo rentals!" and passed back out😂
Lety·
omgosh comical my love says the weirdest things he's a manager at a Chevrolet dealership so he yells at me for buying fords calling me a trader and we own Chevy lol or trying to interview me its funny when I play along.....he'll finally wake up saying babe your a JERK lmaaa