Rant. About soon to be mother in law.

See most people would say "wow you really know your baby and her cues". But no. Not you. Instead you say "your spoiling her, your going to regret that"

You can't spoil an infant.

I know when my baby is tired and just wants to be soothed. She was not hungry. Which is why (by your demand) the second I put my boob in her mouth she fell asleep. But then you decide I'm doing that wrong too and I need to "pester her so she doesn't fall asleep" when she's fucking tired and you put her to breast that's exactly what she's going to do, FALL ASLEEP!! I KNOW MY CHILD. She ate right before we left the house and you live no more then 7 minutes away!! She was just tired!! Oh and I guess I spoil her by bathing together even though it's the easiest and most relaxing way to do it, not to mention She enjoys the skin to skin!

Don't tell me when to feed my baby.

Don't tell me how to soothe her.

Don't tell me what I can and can't eat.

Don't tell me how to bathe my child.

Also don't tell me "there WILL be a time when you need to buy formula" there is NO reason she would need formula when I provide everything she needs in the best way possible unless my boobs decide to dry up but they are doing just fine as is my baby.

Keep your opinions to yourself!

I don't need them.