Midwife says today, "Make sure you get plenty of sleep these last few weeks. You need to keep your energy up for labor."

So, I wrestle into a pile of pillows that I've been adjusting to support my hips, back, and bump. Change position. Fix pillows. Turn fan on. Change position. Fix pillows. Settle in.

Now... I have to pee.

Why do I feel like someone's playing a really mean joke on me?