Midwife says today, "Make sure you get plenty of sleep these last few weeks. You need to keep your…

Midwife says today, "Make sure you get plenty of sleep these last few weeks. You need to keep your energy up for labor."

So, I wrestle into a pile of pillows that I've been adjusting to support my hips, back, and bump. Change position. Fix pillows. Turn fan on. Change position. Fix pillows. Settle in.

Now... I have to pee.

Why do I feel like someone's playing a really mean joke on me?